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@ipg@wetdry.world

im a developer, hacker, game modder, VR enthusiast, & i make silly programs for old tech. level 5 ghidra mage. least annoying macos user

big fan of the powerpc architecture and tinkering with platforms that run it (wii, xbox 360, old macs). i am very silly but i post about the nerd stuff i get up to as well. im not perfect, but trying to be better.

i play fortnite and rock band and other video games too, and i post cringe about them. i also love music.

don't be weird around me or my friends, thank you

"emma is the first person to touch grass and somehow absorb even more chronically online behavior from it" - a friend
"i quite literally run a website filled with people with some of the worst brainrot on the planet and yet somehow you have surpassed all of them" - @esm
"every time i see you [post] it's something like java on microwave what the fuck are you doing" - https://wetdry.world/@w
"has that game hacking rizz" - https://coolmathgam.es/@notnite
"idk how she can balance a kinect on her head so well" - https://wetdry.world/@lexd0g

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cursed knowledge: Games for Windows - LIVE internally uses Xbox 360 (and OG Xbox) file paths for certain things, since most of its code is from Xam
so you have the device path for a hard disk mapping to a config.bin file in the title folder

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just got an email with the subject "STINKY CHEESE", should i open it?

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bring back the PS Vita

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Game Modders: if you have an "xlive.pdb", debug symbols for Games for Windows LIVE (not from xliveless/XLLN/cartographer), please get in touch - i found 1 blog post alluding to one existing and i would very much like to find it

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ain't so "for Windows" now (the LIVE part does not work)

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the feminine urge to say "Hi, I'm Paul!" when an ImgBurn write is done

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ai generated shitposts lack the soul and charm of quickly rushed together photoshops and i really hope those dont die out because of ai

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you will not get nearly as funny of a response out of ai if you ask "prince charles as the joker" compared to whatever the hell was going on on b3ta when this picture of Prince Charles was released in 2012 (source: https://b3ta.com/challenge/princecharles/)

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seals are one of the animals that exists. how are they like that. i love them. the best things u can put into water. look at this goofy

gif of a seal with its eyes closed before looking up and sticking its tongue out with its eyes open

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the SD card logo pisses me off. you aren't discs why are you doing the disc thing.

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remember when you were a kid when the wii was out and you called the nintendo 64 "retro"

the wii is exactly where the n64 was in terms of generations. :neocat_drowsy:​ we all old as hell

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@vozercozer The Wii is not retro

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seal.mp4
important video
watch it
please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lmw4lzjEqD8

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mastodon needs more seal content. have u seen those things. they're seals

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someone just told me the Zune uses a security scheme from the Xbox 360 so im going all in

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leave it to Microsoft to give you a free trial of 0-days

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im world champion speedrun for listening to the same music over and over

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i feel so bad for the people going through school rn and being put through bullshit "AI detectors", or on the other end being told to complete work using AI stuff without actually learning anything

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LB: software devs taking classes don't have to learn cybersecurity?? wtf???

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plastic beach is the best gorillaz album

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they're all good actually but plastic beach is the goodest

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you can't develop for iOS in C if you want the browser permission

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please stop saying DMA i'm too embedded programming brained for this. I keep thinking u mean direct memory access like damn the EU is poking straight to a NULL memory page! They can't do that it'll segfault!

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computers dont exist. "ya beep boop let me do these numbers fast and now you have words on the screen" ???? do people believe this shit

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