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ipg

@ipg@wetdry.world

im a developer, hacker, game modder, VR enthusiast, & i make silly programs for old tech. level 5 ghidra mage. least annoying macos user

big fan of the powerpc architecture and tinkering with platforms that run it (wii, xbox 360, old macs). i am very silly but i post about the nerd stuff i get up to as well. im not perfect, but trying to be better.

i play fortnite and rock band and other video games too, and i post cringe about them. i also love music.

don't be weird around me or my friends, thank you

"emma is the first person to touch grass and somehow absorb even more chronically online behavior from it" - a friend
"i quite literally run a website filled with people with some of the worst brainrot on the planet and yet somehow you have surpassed all of them" - @esm
"every time i see you [post] it's something like java on microwave what the fuck are you doing" - https://wetdry.world/@w
"has that game hacking rizz" - https://coolmathgam.es/@notnite
"idk how she can balance a kinect on her head so well" - https://wetdry.world/@lexd0g

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just released FestivalInstrumentMapper Beta 1! it lets you map most existing GH/RB guitars to work in Fortnite Festival's new plastic/"pro" modes on PC, without any physical adapters or any Xbox One controllers

source code and downloads at https://github.com/InvoxiPlayGames/FestivalInstrumentMapper

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BATTLEYE
RICOCHET
XIGNCODE
EAC
EA ANTICHEAT

MY COMPUTER IS GIGAVAXXED. I CAN NEVER CHEAT.

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Hi, if you use Discord and feel bad about it for some reason, don’t. Don’t let the people on here try and convince you that matrix is secretly very easy to use and better and all it needs is adoption and just host this and etc. Same with any chat app or service or whatever. Discord is popular because it is a well made, usable service. People on here play the Privacy Game and switch browsers/search engines performatively. Switching which Product you use will have next to zero implications in your daily life, just use the one that is least annoying. Most “privacy” companies are just grifting (eg DDG funding right wing media, Kagi using AI, Brave doing crypto and AI, Mozilla doing AI, Proton baselessly shitting on other services in press releases, various companies doing VPNs, Element providing services to Police, Arc doing AI, I could go on forever…)

I’m not saying to go “doomer” and just use Chrome and Google, but people need to acknowledge that these services you use exist within capitalism, and evaluate whether they really Care about your privacy, or the Monthly Active Users metric. Don’t be shocked when your Private Service gets sold to a not-so-private company. You are being marketed to.

ipg,
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@j0 i dont know why people treat Mozilla differently than Google when it comes to being an evil profit-oriented company. they deliberately make it vague where the non-profit foundation ends and the for-profit corporation begins

and importantly: they both make good web browsers/engines that everyone has valid reasons to use and not-use. it doesn't matter which corporation you want's services shoving down your throat

ipg,
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@tfunken @j0 it is not a "cooperation" it is an out-and-out registered Corporation. their "income source to survive" is Google, and most of it just goes to the CEO anyway after they got rid of a lot of developers a few years back, and some more just a few months ago

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i am still the only person on my twitter timeline who uses alt text

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thank u all rock band charters who chart difficulties lower than expert

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have yall seen that video of yoko ono screaming for several minutes

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sometimes i look at fedi and i hate everything it stands for but then i see people running instances off wii us and ps4s and realise maybe its not that bad

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wtf i do

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We need more people with bad internet. Im talking bird shit on the satellite dish type networking. We dialing in on a chewed up phone line. Call it espionage the way im dropping these packets. Baud rate tied to my hearts BPM. Im starting a small business on McDonalds Free Wi-Fi. I dont send JSON, I give my buddy Jason a call and he gets it where its going. Im moving different. Lag so bad the opps think Im teleporting. My downloads arrive on a UPS delivery schedule. Got a router running off three triple-A batteries. We rigged up wifi with walkie talkies.

ipg,
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Opps tried sending me a DDoS. Jokes on them, I never had service to begin with. I blink packets into the heavens like sending SOS morse codes. My computers plugged into the dirt below me. We transmit packets over tin can and string. Tried dialling into the ISP they put me on hold

ipg,
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Im holdin out on 1G. Im reaching my phone out the window to catch a gust of signal. Internet so slow all my pictures look like the Super Nintendo. All my packets got no time to live. Games give me wins for disconnecting out of pity. Ping times in the hours and I still got no pong

ipg,
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Cooked up a full three-course meal while waitin on a Wikipedia page. We dialed in for 56k of jack shit. My modem lights blink an S.O.S. signal. My cable box acting like its got no cable. You want the wifi password? Its "Slow as shit". Im the world record holder for the Chrome dinosaur game. Hes like a brother to me. This shit aint loadin for me LAN.

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you can not build a new Visual Studio 2022 project without an internet connection, because it tries "restoring nuget packages" even on an empty project. actually lmfao

ipg,
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if anyone replies to this with "hur dur microsoft bad" i dont want to hear it, i want to hear "developers should be forced to have a shitty inconsistent internet connection"

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seals are such an animal

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has anyone made a good alternative to discord yet

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why do i have three copies of Halo 3

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DRM is so cool as a technology i just hate the fact that its DRM and its designed to screw people over

ipg,
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reversing DRM systems is always like "wtf that's a really neat way to resolve the issue and also fuck you for doing that"

eniko, (edited ) to gamedev
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can someone with experience with playstation controllers (PS4 or 5) tell me what the buttons corresponding to back/start are? because im pretty sure the share button isn't bindable, and maybe options corresponds to start, but then what is back/select?

EDIT: looks like on PC share maps to select, thanks everyone

ipg,
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@eniko games often just use pressing down on the touchpad as select

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beautiful women texting me named "DUALSHOCK 4 battery level low"

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