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ipg

@ipg@wetdry.world

im a developer, hacker, game modder, VR enthusiast, & i make silly programs for old tech. level 5 ghidra mage. least annoying macos user

big fan of the powerpc architecture and tinkering with platforms that run it (wii, xbox 360, old macs). i am very silly but i post about the nerd stuff i get up to as well. im not perfect, but trying to be better.

i play fortnite and rock band and other video games too, and i post cringe about them. i also love music.

don't be weird around me or my friends, thank you

"emma is the first person to touch grass and somehow absorb even more chronically online behavior from it" - a friend
"i quite literally run a website filled with people with some of the worst brainrot on the planet and yet somehow you have surpassed all of them" - @esm
"every time i see you [post] it's something like java on microwave what the fuck are you doing" - https://wetdry.world/@w
"has that game hacking rizz" - https://coolmathgam.es/@notnite
"idk how she can balance a kinect on her head so well" - https://wetdry.world/@lexd0g

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damn bitch you really skeeted all over those toots

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cool tech bug: having notepad.exe open breaks nvidia gamestream

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blobfox > blobcat

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@theresnotime :blobfoxfloofcute:​

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if any software tells you to disable your antivirus consider what an antivirus should be doing to your computer and what kind of software would not want one active

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i need to meet the creator of music and shake their hand and buy them a drink at the local for making music

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because Steam doesn't use HTTPS sometimes, my ISP (and thus the police and government) now knows the games i have in my steam library
thanks Valve Software

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computers should come with physical recovery media again

or even better having a rom/flash chip with recovery media on it (NOT a writable device, or a hard drive) that's only activated with a button combo on startup

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my worst character trait by far is using caps lock rather than holding shift

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They are imprisoned for pirating Shrek 3

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@ioletsgo the real crime here was Shrek 3. the piracy part is fine

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fuck you nvidia

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new ISP anti piracy warnings are a bit aggressive and threatening

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me: drops phone without case on concrete
me: "please don't be cracked"
the phone:

Keygen music from the Sony Vegas 8/Sound Forge 9 crack by Digital Insanity. Song name: "Unreal Super Hero 3" by Ken & Rez

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i feel it in my Fort
enough to make my Sweeney Tim.
welcome to Epic Games
to Epic Games
welcome to Epic Games
to Epic Games
woah oh oh, woah oh i'm
Unreal Engine
Unreal Engine

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN RAGE WARS WANTS TO RECEIVE KEYSTROKES FROM ANY APPLICATION

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"Do you ever think before you post?"

Yes I think "teehee :3c" then i click post

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who the fuck gave encryption algorithms these goofy ass names like nobody is gonna say "XChaCha20-Poly1305". call it some cool shit like "ZEUS HAMMER'S LOCK SCHEME"

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malloc is for pussies. real men use statically sized buffers for everything.

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Remember What They Took From You.

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I'm cringe, and that's based.
I'll never be based, and that's not cringe.
There's no one I'd rather be...than meeeeeeeee :3

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they say a persons true personality is revealed when they're drunk but i personally think it's with the mastodon instance they choose

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