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It wasn’t me. I wasn’t there. It must of been some other bloke.

Avatar is me with Elon. He’s on the right.

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ComicContext, to random
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itwasntme,
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@ComicContext Mickey Mouse arriving at a Disney Board meeting.

itwasntme, to random
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Maybe just add, ‘sought to influence jurors’ preemptively?


greenhombre, to random
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BREAKING:
Biden calls for "immediate ceasefire" in tense call with Netanyahu #Israel #Gaza

President Biden told Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu when they spoke on Thursday that 'an immediate ceasefire' is needed to 'protect innocent civilians' in Gaza and improve the humanitarian situation, the White House said.

https://www.axios.com/2024/04/04/biden-ceasefire-gaza-netanyahu-call

itwasntme,
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@Defiance @greenhombre So tense!
The subscript “offer you can’t refuse” is pretty overt. Either you (Bibi) slow the fuck down, or we will ‘slow’ YOU down… permenately. US interests and Biden’s election chances rest on Bibi’s behaviour. Simply put, he does as he’s told, or… swims with the fishes.

luciedigitalni, to random
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we had a fire alarm at 11.30am so I took an early lunch break and now there is too much afternoon

itwasntme,
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@luciedigitalni fact that it’s an amount of afternoon issue and not an amount of smoking charred building issue, is good though?

itwasntme, to auspol
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US - Gun deaths
Australia - Poker Machine deaths
Madness

luciedigitalni, to random
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I realised it's been two months since my last puzzle adventure and there are some attractive new puzzles at the shop so let's get back into it. First off, Osaka Castle, which is apparently quite a lot closer to Mount Fuji than it used to be

itwasntme,
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@luciedigitalni finished yet?

luciedigitalni, to auspol
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A massive public investment in a foreign corporation that amounts to 6.8% of its market capitalisation.

Amount of equity in return for this investment: zero

Nice one, Marles. The shareholders of Rolls-Royce Holdings plc must be very grateful


https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/mar/21/australia-moves-to-prop-up-aukus-with-46bn-pledge-to-help-clear-rolls-royce-nuclear-reactor-bottlenecks-in-uk

itwasntme,
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@luciedigitalni

Australia’s commitment to help clear backlogs in the US and the UK “was not without controversy” but was necessary for Aukus to succeed, Marles said.

Putting this as delicately as I can, it looks very much like Australia is providing the lube, lighting and liquor while being consensually gang-banged.

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, March 21, *The Man Who Knew Too Much (Alfred , 1934) is the . @film ★★★★☆

itwasntme,
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@12pt9 @film in a Quasimodo voice…
“You gave me a cigarette…”

ComicContext, to random
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itwasntme,
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@ComicContext Gladys Kravitz! What a perv. Darrin really should pull the blinds.

luciedigitalni, to random
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"Polls offer little in the way of accurate insight at this point in the election cycle. But as their current base of support stands, neither Trump nor Biden can win. "


https://insidestory.org.au/which-way-will-independent-voters-jump/

itwasntme,
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@luciedigitalni Polls generally have turned into campaigning/marketing. If this take is to be given any weight, the US should be panicking. No wait, it should be panicking regardless. RFK Jnr providing the toenail in the pondscum and wet nappy sandwich. (Seriously, that took me far too long to come up with. I’m not that happy with it, but you get the gist?)

itwasntme,
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@No1 @quinkin We need to send somebody Trump will respect. What’s Craig Kelly doing?

itwasntme, to auspol
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This is bad. If Trump wins, he’s going to get rid of Kevin Rudd as Australia’s Ambassador to the US. That means Kevin will likely return to Australia. Trump must not win.

itwasntme,
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@jillL @itwasntme They can’t stand him. Apparently he thinks he can speak mandarin, but only knows about 6 words, 4 of which are “sweet,” “and,” “sour,” and “park.” Yes, the last one is actually what he says. The guy’s a dullard.

itwasntme,
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@luciedigitalni @itwasntme @jillL yes. They were the other two. You know him?

itwasntme,
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@luciedigitalni @itwasntme @jillL so, imagine him running wild looking for a hooters bar in Beijing with that vocab. Diplomatic incident that the nrl could only dream about.

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itwasntme,
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@ComicContext

  1. Mouth - open or closed?
  2. Jon Bon Jovi?
itwasntme,
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@ComicContext @itwasntme wha whoah whoah…

itwasntme, to nba
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Saudi Arabia has locked in golf, tennis and other sports with very large amounts of money. Sports washers have overcome any moral or ethical considerations with, well tons of cash. Given the climate, basketball must be on the radar. How much for say, a Lebron on a 1yr deal?

StillIRise1963, to random
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Why do people talk about polls at all. They're propaganda. Let it go. This isn't the '90s.

itwasntme,
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@StillIRise1963 polls are political advertising.

12pt9, to uk
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– The conquest of new worlds always makes demands of human life. And there will always be men who will accept the risk.

#OnThisDate, February 28, First Man Into Space [aka Satellite of Blood] (Robert Day, 1959) is the #FilmDuJour. #RobertDay #UK #drama #SciFi #horror #film #cinema #CineMastodon @film #1950s ★★½

itwasntme,
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@12pt9 @film Cheech Marin was robbed of this title.

StillIRise1963, to random
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"Slaveowners sexually assaulted and abused their women slaves—and demanded reproduction from them. Rape was used as a tool to both force the women into submission and increase the profit of slaveholders through breeding. The slaves did their best to resist and rebel against such violence, while white women failed to oppose the gruesome behavior perpetrated by their husbands."

https://www.theroot.com/21-truths-and-myths-about-the-transatlantic-slave-trade-1851246946/slides/16

itwasntme,
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@StillIRise1963 There’s an MP in the UK named Richard Drax. His family did this and murdered thousands of slaves in Barbados. He’s very rich because of his family’s behaviour. I know the US has plenty of similar examples of individuals that are endorsed and championed by political parties and corporations. A BIG LIGHT HAS TO BE SHONE.

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itwasntme,
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@Jyoti Let’s ask UK MP Richard Drax what he calls such countries; particularly Barbados.

itwasntme, to random
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This!?
Balinese locals worry Russian-backed development behind Eat Pray Love house could threaten Ubud's culture - ABC News https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-02-10/ubud-bali-russian-development-hidden-city/103413004

steve, to uk
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I’m going to Newcastle next week, does anyone have any suggestions for places to visit?

itwasntme,
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@steve beaches, Hunter Valley food and wine, galleries, live musi… oh, UK… pub?

itwasntme,
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@steve @itwasntme I was being a smart arse, and referring to Newcastle NSW Australia. The Hunter Valley is very close and has terrific wine and food. Anyway, I truely hope you have a great time in Old Newcastle. Have a warm beer or two. 😉

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