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jacqueline

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“admitted homosexual”

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i continue to be fascinated by youtube ads for ‘google ai’. every use case they show off is like totally bizarre

jacqueline,
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my dog jumped into the air to catch something but not like super high. with google ai i can photoshop it to make the jump look higher then send it to my friends. i’m normal this is a normal thing to do.

jacqueline,
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i saw a fashion influencer post a video where they show off a cool new jacket. they proclaim “you’ll never find it!”, but with a google reverse image search i easily find it.

people are always making videos where they show off their fits but pointedly refuse to say where they got anything! it’s so common!

jacqueline,
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i’m making a cocktail and i have a little kitchen blowtorch but i don’t really know what role it plays in making a cocktail. i will take a picture of it and google the picture + “how to use”. this will assuredly work and give me relevant and useful information.

jacqueline,
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i think they’re all so odd bc they’re not like… high concept, inspirational ads. they’re simple ‘look what our product can do!’ ads. but seemingly produced by people lacking the most basic understanding of what people might use the product for?

jacqueline,
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one of them is a guy watching a streamer, and the streamer has a really cool headset. our hero would like to have the same headset. so he takes a picture of the streamer on his monitor, circles the headset, and the finds shopping results for it with google ai

wouldn't you just ask the streamer tho??? it would be easier, and also you would get to find out if they think it's actually good

jacqueline, to random
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INSPIRING: local woman clears her workbench

jacqueline, to random
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day off today after spending most of this week so far running errands to help out variously ill friends!!

jacqueline,
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i got groceries!!! im gonna make such a meal tonight

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Do you ever just look at big tech, and think wow, this trajectory looks exactly like big oil, big tobacco, big automotive, and so on?

jacqueline,
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@jenniferplusplus we need to destroy the big big industry

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I have switched to WezTerm. Thanks @jacqueline for the recommendation. Changed the default font, shift-click on links works even within tmux, we are good to go. Feels a little lower latency, but I haven’t, like, high-speed camera’d it.

jacqueline,
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@markhansen nice one!!

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jacqueline, to random
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sorry for all the low effort ai posts lately i need to cope somehow and it's either this or [content prohibited by german law]

jacqueline, to random
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i'm offering a new ai feature where i capture the numbers on your credit card (front and back!) and then use machine learning to

jacqueline, to random
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i would personally choose not to put the forever chemicals in everything. if it was up to me.

jacqueline,
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@Sylvhem can’t get perfectly normal and safe estradiol with huge amounts of medical oversight

can get the forever chemicals, whether you want them or not

jacqueline, to random
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i so badly want access to the message corpus tagged ‘non binary’ that discord must have

jacqueline, (edited ) to random
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apple’s next new product will be

jacqueline,
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almost put a third ‘not bullshit’ option but what’s the point

jacqueline,
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@shlee that would be cool i would be interested in that

jacqueline,
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@StarkRG i think the pencil is pretty good

jacqueline, to random
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"i won't put ai in my dinky mp3 player" becoming less of a silly joke and more an important and necessary disclaimer

18+ jacqueline, to random
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WHO WANTS FUCKING AI IN THEIR TERMINAL EMULATOR. FUCK OFF!!!!!

jacqueline,
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anyway, checkout out wezterm. great piece of software: Wez's Terminal. https://wezfurlong.org/wezterm/index.html

it handles fonts in a sensible way and does not include ai

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