josh

@josh@hactivedirectory.com

#American. Pro #democracy. #Gay. #Tech bro. Soft spot for #law! Death to #Facebook! #totk is my happy place. #fediverse! Proud husbro to mrburns. Family to https://hactivedirectory.com/@harleythedoggo.

You should follow my multi-universe peeps at thecentralfinitecurve.com:
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josh, to random

For a ridiculous caricature persona, do you prefer "Ein Rand" or "Anne Rynd?"

josh, to random

I’m sorry, I can’t help it, I’m just one giant personality defect

LRRRonEarth, to random
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FOLLOW ME FOR TIPS ON HOW TO GET "LRRRRRR" ON YOUR LICENSE PLATE.

josh,

@LRRRonEarth @LoganFive Honk if you’re omacrony!

josh,

@LRRRonEarth @LoganFive Fun fact, “omacrony” autocorrects to “marines” on my phone.

josh, to random

Ah yes, the Apple Garfenafuten Tuten-Juten Exiobalexis. Or as they like to call it, "Garf Exi."

josh,

@joshua prolly got one of these.

josh,

@joshua https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArjUUDhntzE

josh, to random

Alright, which one of you ordered the 5gal drum of horse semen?

atomicpoet, to random
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Today’s movie is A Mother’s Instinct (a.k.a., Her Own Justice) (2015) starring Josie Bissett, Spencer Drever, and Sarah Grey.

Here’s the description:

When a woman’s son goes missing and the prime suspect is released due to lack of evidence, she and her teenage daughter decide to play vigilante.

This looks like a tale of a pair of WASP-y blonde women against the town’s local emo boy. This looks both cheesy and trashy, and I’m here for every moment of it!

That’s to say that I’m not expecting high art here. Just a made-for-television movie about the dangers of creepy teenagers and the moms who seek revenge against them.

If Josie Bissett looks familiar for you, it was because she starred in Melrose Place. She’s also been in a lot of silly made-for-TV Hallmark movies. I hope she chews lots of scenery in this film.

iMDB rates this a 4.8 while this movie got no attention on Rotten Tomatoes.

Join me as I comment on what is likely to be a terrible movie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxJRRA7hjKE

josh,

@atomicpoet you had me at "waspy blondes vs. emo townboy." <3

josh, to random

And what are you guys up to tonight?

RE: https://hactivedirectory.com/notes/9qody9mnyvrdr4bm

josh,

@joshua The series, the movie from 20 years ago, or the original one?

josh, to random

Thank you transcription service for attributing the words “anal eyes” to me.

GrimmReality, to random
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People love hearing the jingles of the Mr. Softee truck in the springtime but I wait for the Mr. Sophistree truck so I can listen to the ice cream guy explain with unimpeachable logic how ice cream doesn't exist.

josh,

@GrimmReality This joke is golden and anyone that doesn’t understand that can… probably, also… not understand my humor. Which is also golden.

So there.

No humor havin’ Bitch asses.

dgar, (edited ) to random
@dgar@aus.social avatar

I'm thinking of going with this artwork for the new single.

What do you think?

josh,

@dgar For just a moment I was a teenager again. <3

I appreciate you.

josh, to random

This has to be the stupidest marketing gimmick I've seen lately, and trust me, there's stiff competition.

josh,

See also:

josh, to random

"Yeah, we really slammed our dick in the drawer with that one. You'd think that's a mistake we'd only make once..."

josh, to random

Attention scrollers: Wheeeeee

Thank you, that is all. ((Feedback noises))

josh, to random

I'm really glad to see Microsoft upping their embrace of the LGBTQ+ community.

Tell me that their AAD product, now renamed "Entra," wasn't named by a Seattle techy drag queen.

josh,

Hello, my name is Entra, Entra D'Rectory.
--Microsoft Drag Queen

RickiTarr, to random
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Please follow me!!!

(into a mysterious bog from which none have returned)

josh,

@RickiTarr my husband and dog are also interested; are there two more seats on this er, uh, death gondola?

josh, to random

Fuggit I’m taking a little me time tonight :)

Alice, to random
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Wendy's is introducing surge pricing? Next thing you know they'll be taking away the SuperBar!

josh,

@Alice Just let me know if we need a new option for this on the IVR.

josh, to random

Ok fuggit, can't do it any more. We were trying to go "responsibly vacuum free" but I just can't do it any more. I bought a vacuum.

josh,

@joshua I dunno it was a phase. Lots of plastic parts, child labor, leave me alone I'm sorry ok? I'll stop with the brooming and just use it to get around town.

josh,

@joshua I beg to be left alone in jest, by the way.

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