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jpm

@jpm@aus.social

WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

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engagedpractx, to random
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Favourable early safety data from a Ph IIB study of a male contraceptive gel! Fingers crossed this pans out — we really need contraceptive options that take the physical and administrative burden off women and other people who conceive.

https://gizmodo.com/male-birth-control-gel-kicks-in-sooner-than-anticipated-1851512211

jpm,
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@engagedpractx I’m still wondering what happened to that injectable polymer (Vasalgel?) that went into human trials

phs, to random
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I was sceptical, but saw too many videos to not try it. The Scrub Daddy is great. He's been getting an absolute flogging cleaning all sorts of shit all weekend, does a great job, and still looks good as new after a rinse.

Now just gotta get my hands on some Bartenders Friend to try them together to clean this pan.

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jpm,
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@phs scrub mummy is better

geordie, to random
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When I do statistician work usually I’m paid via direct deposit from a commercial officials management thing like Refbook, but Manly do it in cash and you sign a sheet that you’ve received yours. This means that at half time someone comes up to the scorebench and literally gives each official an envelope full of cash and I can’t understand why it hasn’t caused a massive misunderstanding before.

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@geordie Aldi shopping bag

Dangerous_beans, to random
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Biology is gross

jpm,
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@Dangerous_beans true, and it gets 100x worse when it involves little kids

mattrobertson, to random
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This block is cursed, another comms pit leaking water for some reason

jpm,
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@mattrobertson they do that sometimes. It’s a well known phenomenon that electricity likes to go swimming

jpm, to random
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Fuck your reserved parking bollards

jpm,
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@ghost_shit zero fucks are given on the weekend in a hospital carpark

mvyrmnd, to random
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Holy crap look what I just won!

jpm,
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@mvyrmnd congratulations! Now to find more batteries to go with the skins…

Unixbigot, to random
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Dear Lazyweb, has JLCPCB website stopped working on iOS for everyone or just for me? Login button does nothing; it used to work as of last year. Tried all the usual cookies/incognito/disable-adblock etc. Having to get up and walk to my PC to obsessively refresh :pakidge: page is a drag.

ETA: works on mac safari just fine, but not on iphone or ipad. Other browsers on iPhone….dont exist.

ETA2: owait i have an android phone here somewhere… :pakidge:

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@Unixbigot AfterShip says hello

jpm,
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@Unixbigot oh yeah they do that, one of mine sat in their loading dock for a week

whitequark, to random
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normal device

jpm,
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@whitequark ooh yes I saw this, and then promptly got served recommendations for other glass pipes

jpm, to random
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Ugh, fine, I guess I’m re-factoring this crusty C code I wrote a couple of years ago

jpm,
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@ThermiteBeGiants no, that’s the upcoming version 3 major re-write

0x47df, to random
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current status: stuck on a bog with no bog roll. 😱

jpm,
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@0x47df oh no! Our camping kit contains poo tickets for exactly this situation

GossiTheDog, to random
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    jpm,
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    @GossiTheDog you’re right to do it, the sealions are pretty full-on over here

    jpm, to random
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    This week can get absolutely fucked - thank you so much for the kind words and positive vibes in the last couple of days.

    TGIF m’fu’ers. TGIF :tgif:

    jpm, to random
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    Can I use none of them if I’ve got a 15Pro?
    https://mastodon.online/@9to5Mac/112534648827466860

    jodiem, to random
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    I am really impressed by the letter this US senator wrote encouraging the US FTC to take action against the board of United Healthcare Group after their ranswomware attack a few months ago.

    We need way more than one person in a government to be able to understand teh cyberz though.

    And as the letter states we need way more people on boards to understand that they are indeed a technology company, and that this stuff is indeed their responsibility.
    https://therecord.media/unitedhealth-ciso-wyden-letter-sec-ftc

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    @jodiem every company is now a computer company in addition to what they claim to do

    engagedpractx, to random
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    Listening to some fave pop tunes on the new setup is making me think the Bose SoundLink Mini is normalising the shit out of its audio input in order to project a bigger sound. There are crescendoes in these tracks that I never picked up because I was always listening on the Mini.

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    @engagedpractx pretty much yeah, just about every Bose speaker system has an insane EQ that just ratchets the bass and the highs to make the tiny speakers sound bigger than they actually are.

    liamvhogan, to random
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    LITHGOW MACCAS

    jpm,
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    @ThermiteBeGiants @MattHatton @Taco_lad @liamvhogan delicious sea cockroaches

    decryption, to random
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    Issue 2100 of The Sizzle just left my mail server!

    Today's headlines:

    • eSafety age assurance trial outsourced, won't involve social media

    • Cooler Master customer data breach confirmed

    • Directory traversal bug in Check Point Remote Access VPNs

    • Utopia Must Fall: A retro vector-graphics-esque game in your browser

    And the following stuff is on sale thanks to OzBargain:

    • Festival of capitalism

    If you aren't a subscriber, you missed out on today's issue - don't make that mistake again! Visit https://thesizzle.com.au to sign up for Australia's best tech email newsletter.

    jpm,
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    @decryption @daedalus lol CheckPoint, the OG firewall traversal vulnerability specialists

    ausfestivus, to random
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    Just witnessed two cars pull up at opposite ends of a car park, a gentleman exit each vehicle, one carrying a package wrapped in brown paper. They met, exchanged the package and a chunky white envelope, didn’t exchange a word and then walk back to their vehicles.

    😲

    jpm,
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    @ausfestivus extreme discretion giant black dildo delivery service

    MattHatton, to random
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    "My dude, with all due respect..."

    Go and get completely fucked

    jpm,
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    @MattHatton needs more chili

    jpm,
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    @MattHatton next time. There’s definitely going to be a next time

    decryption, to random
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    if you’re having an affair and need somewhere to eat where nobody will see you and your partner, come to pancake parlour Docklands! You’ll be the only person here all morning

    jpm,
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    @georgeharito @dbarros @decryption

    jpm, to random
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    I’m in this photo and I don’t like it
    https://ohai.social/@BintyMcFrazzles/112529229873252028

    decryption, to random
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    apparently people are using ovens in the office kitchens to cook roast lunches for 8-10 people

    https://www.reddit.com/r/AusPublicService/s/GgN7gvJ7Q3

    jpm,
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    @decryption yeah I can see that happening. Personally seen people using the sandwich press to cook a bacon and egg fry-up breakfast

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