@lukem@hachyderm.io
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lukem

@lukem@hachyderm.io

Full-stuck devloper (sic!), photography enthusiast, blogger, sometimes translator, overly curious mind.

Also: book author in hiatus. Former teacher. Fan of electronic music.

Friendly introvert. Curious listener. Always hungry, always foolish.

Hailing from #Warsaw #Poland (GMT+2 usually)

cishet / he / him

#fedi22 #tech #software #webdev #photography #javascript #typescript #react #eleventy #technology #internet #blog #blogger tfr

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emocoder, to random
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Being thrown into the wild in a foreign country is the best way to practice language.

I've just went to STK (technical control station) with my car to find out why the hell they screwed up my documents. They marked my tech control to expire on the date of control one year ago for my (almost) new car.

So, I went there with my barely working Czech and managed to fix all the stuff. I'm proud of myself :ablobfoxbongo:

lukem,
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@emocoder I love this saying, I'll calque it to Polish and use it casually.

lukem, to streetphotography
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If that young skateboarder had guts to approach me and ask if I could take a photo of him while he was jumping down the stairs, why the fuck am I too shy to approach people and ask if I could take a portrait of them?

lukem,
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@hq1 holy fuck, those photos are amazing. I LOOOOOOVE covid05.jpg.

Yeah, I feel today something 'clicked' in my brain.

cory, to random
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Text encoding is hard

lukem,
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@cory shut up, you don't have a name with diacritic marks.

Yeah, it is.

lukem,
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@cory be glad we use 'normal' alphabet rather than Cyrillic or something 😄

skinnylatte, to BelieveInFilm
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I once brought my film camera to a watchmaker (don’t know anything about watches but a friend did)

I liked the vibes (20 years ago?!)

lukem,
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@skinnylatte I wanted to ask if you wanted the watchmaker to fix your camera and then I realized there was an image attached. 🤦

reay, to random
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I try not to be at least A LITTLE bitter when people are jazzed about it being Friday but because of the nature of my jobs, I’m working 23+ hours over tonight and the next two days.

My attempts at such usually fail.

But, sincerely, for those who get a typical break in their work routines, happy Friday.
Enjoy it extra for me. 🙂

lukem,
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@reay ouch. Sending energy.

sarajw, to random
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Do I want to try and install Word 97 just to prove to myself there really was an HTML editor built into it?

I swear that's how I learned HTML. I think for my personal history I need to know. And take some decent screenshots...

lukem,
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@sarajw My memory is blurry, but I think it was possible to save Word document as HTML page (with HTML code of very dubious quality, but still...)

For HTML editing there was FrontPage Express and FrontPage 97 and I don't remember editing HTML in Word.

I might be wrong though and I'll be happy to be proven wrong. 😄

lukem,
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@sarajw I stand corrected then. Well done.

lukem, to Blog
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Given the demographic of my follower base on this account, I'm mentioning this as a curiosity, but...

I spent quite a few months translating Meta in Myanmar series by @kissane to Polish.

It happened. It's live.

🔗 https://blog.lukaszwojcik.net/pl/meta-w-mjanmie/

#blog #meta #facebook #myanmar

lukem, to videography
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So, I was about to format the memory card of my dashcam and had a random idea what to do with those recordings from the last weekend.

I compressed 3 hours of driving into 5 minutes and put some music on top of it.

My dashcam is not an Arri camera and the weather was foul, but I kinda like what I ended up with. Those moving clouds are so cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxIMDa7UIJA

#videography #dashcam

lukem, to random
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All my best dreams end with an abrupt cliffhanger as soon as my alarm goes off.

lukem, to random
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Happy April Fools’ day to everyone who celebrates.

I’m a fool all year long, so I don’t celebrate.

lukem, to 11ty
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So for whatever reason I'm exploring how to build Eleventy site out of Flickr albums / images.

Someone asked about it a while ago.

Plus I feel I might need it myself one day when Netlify, Vercel and GitHub betray me at once.

lukem,
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@nhoizey at this point I can safely say I managed to write some dirty but working code and I'll have something usable soon-ish. It has to wait until after Easter though.

lukem,
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@nhoizey thanks, same to you! (and if you don't celebrate, enjoy your time off I think?)

juanfernandes, to random
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Static website owners who don’t host it on Netlify or similar, what are you using to process contact form processing?

lukem,
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@cory @juanfernandes if I finally sit down to solve this problem once and for all I'll likely write a self-hostable solution so that it can run on cheap shared hosting.

(maybe it already exists, I haven't been looking yet)

lukem, to random
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I run an Eleventy template and two sites that consume it.

I'm tired of manually updating the template and then porting changes to the two sites I run.

It would be great to replace two sites with a script that would pull the latest version of the template and load the configuration data or stuff.

🤔

lukem,
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But will I want to maintain this nonsense later? 😅

lukem,
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@cjerrington it's about https://github.com/lwojcik/eleventy-template-multiplicity and my 2 blog aggregators: https://blogworm.eu/ and https://blognik.pl/

Both are essentially the same, they just take different sets of feeds and some config details.

I more or less have an idea how to do it (the template must allow for loading feed URLs / configuration from the outside), but the big question is whether I want to write more code I'll have to maintain. 😄

lukem,
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@cjerrington they need to be separate. It's two different sites serving very different data.

futurebird, (edited ) to random
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Spanish: hormigas
Malay: semut
Arabic: "alnuml" النمل
Chinese: "Mǎyǐ" 蚂蚁
Hawaiian: ʻanane
Latin: formicae
Yiddish: "murashkes" מוראַשקעס
Finnish: muurahaiset
Igbo: ndanda
French: fourmis
Czech: mravenci
Maltese: nemel
Danish: myrer
Quechua: ankakuna
Dutch: mieren
Filipino: langgam
Haitian: foumi
Swahili: mchwa
Korean: "gaemi" 개미
German: Ameisen
Samoan: loi
Greek: "myrmínkia" μυρμήγκια
Yoruba: kokoro
Maori: popokorua
Irish: seangáin
Vietnamese: kiến
Italian: formiche
Xhosa: Iimbovane

lukem,
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@futurebird Polish: mrówki

lukem, to Blog
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So uhm, I blogged. And to be honest, only to a small extent it is about photography.

https://blog.lukaszwojcik.net/i-dont-understand-but-i-keep-trying/

futurebird, to random
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Here is how I “watch YouTube” first I check that my ad blockers are on, and the extension that hides thumbnails, and the extension that gives videos more neutral titles. I look at my subscriptions and add videos to a playlist. I search for topics I’m currently concerned about. When I have about 90min of video. I shuffle the list and check the order. Then (and only then) do I get to kick back and “watch TV”

YouTube isn’t easy to use this way.
Anyone else do something similar?

lukem,
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@futurebird more or less.

My YT starter pack for Firefox: DeArrow, Hide Shorts for YouTube, Return YouTube Dislike, SponsorBlock, YouTube Shorts Disabler, watch history disabled, using 'Watch later' list a lot.

cory, to webdev
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lukem,
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@cory can I build a fetch wrapper around it? If so, it's an API, period. 🙃

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