Colin,
@Colin@fluffy.family avatar

Eric is misusing my tree! This will be a bit of a thread because it was highly upsetting.

Eric, a fluffy black and white cat, in a cat condo on a cat tree. His head is visible out of the round window, his black tail is hanging out of the arched doorway.
Eric, a fluffy black and white cat, is in a cat condo on a cat tree. His front paw is sticking out of the round window, his head and a paw are visible through the arched doorway
Eric, a fluffy black and white cat, is in a cat condo on a cat tree. A front paw is sticking out of the round window, his belly and other 2 back paws are visible through the arched doorway.

maou,
@maou@mastodon.world avatar

@Colin :blobcatshocked:
Nobody explained him how to (not) use your cat tree? :blobcatnotlike:

Colin,
@Colin@fluffy.family avatar

@maou do you not remember the tree rules I instituted when we got the tree? He just ignores them.

https://fluffy.family/@Colin/110039187686929902

Sorry, I forgot the first amendment:

https://fluffy.family/@Colin/110039393820376327

ExtraPenguin,
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@Colin
But look at his little peets!

Colin,
@Colin@fluffy.family avatar

@ExtraPenguin he kicked my tree several times and punched me. This is an outrage.

ExtraPenguin,
@ExtraPenguin@aus.social avatar

@Colin
The punching is definitely out of order. (The peets are adorable, but.)

Colin,
@Colin@fluffy.family avatar

He attacked my tree in an unseemly manner. 2/4

Eric, a black and white cat, is playing in a cat condo on a cat tree. He leans out of the window to attack a hanging ball, tries to kick it with his hind legs and partially falls out of the door. After a bit of scrabbling about, he makes it back into the condo.

thepoliticalcat,
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    Colin,
    @Colin@fluffy.family avatar

    @thepoliticalcat I could see several health and safety violations in that one short clip. It was very distressing for me.

    thepoliticalcat,
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    Colin,
    @Colin@fluffy.family avatar

    @thepoliticalcat that is a skill he learnt from falling down the side of the radiator.

    thepoliticalcat,
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    Colin,
    @Colin@fluffy.family avatar

    @thepoliticalcat I do no such thing!

    thepoliticalcat,
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    Colin,
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    @thepoliticalcat not at such dangerous behaviour.

    I may laugh at him sometimes, but it is rare.

    Colin,
    @Colin@fluffy.family avatar

    Then he attacked me when I came to tell him off. I had gone to inform the humans of his misbehaviour, but they thought it was funny so I had to intervene myself. 3/4

    Eric, a black and white cat, is in the cat condo part of a cat tree with Colin, an orange cat, sitting on the floor. Colin goes to mount the tree, but gets a couple of punches from Eric above.

    Colin,
    @Colin@fluffy.family avatar

    When the humans left the room, a minor scuffle may have occurred. I was victorious. I am now going around the tree checking for damage. 4/4

    Colin,
    @Colin@fluffy.family avatar

    5/4
    I have decided that as my tree has been in situ for about a year, the rules need to be a bit more formal and easy for Eric to understand. Let me know if I've missed anything.

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