mattsevits

@mattsevits@super-gay.co

Just another piece of space junk. Here for #music, #queer shit, #cats and other general nonsense. ✨ ISFP/J ✨ 🦻🏻 🏳️‍🌈

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taber, to random
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opened Microsoft Edge and there are a bunch of buttons on the right including one called "E-Tree" which I clicked and on clicking it it said "You've Got 10 Water Reward" and I have never been so direly confused about how I am supposed to react to something

mattsevits,

@taber oh, I actually know this one! It means you’ve got 10 water reward 😊

mattsevits, to movies

I still think “Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets” deserved a little more love than it got.

mattsevits, to random

I once heard someone complain about a bathroom because the stalls didn’t have anywhere to set your phone… and I was like ???? What bathrooms have you been using? Put it in your pocket?

mattsevits, to random

I haven’t taken a picture of myself in so long because of my struggle with loving my body at its new size/shape… but I do kinda love this candid shot from earlier during a brief moment of stillness during our photo & video shoots (I’m in the middle)

mattsevits, to random

Also: it’s cannabis. Stop calling it marijuana, which is shitty and racist

mattsevits,

@mrcompletely That’s fine! Call it weed if you want!

taber, to random
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this bright green Tarragon Lemonade from 🇬🇪 is…. maybe the best beverage?!?! I have ever had?!!!! and I have had several beverages in my day!!?!!!

mattsevits,

@taber it sounds delightful!

taylorlorenz, to random
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Fidelity has marked down the value of Twitter/X by 65% https://www.axios.com/2023/10/29/fidelity-twitter-x-value-elon-musk

mattsevits,
mattsevits, to music

Whoa! I didn’t realize the original version of Madonna’s “American Life” is up on YouTube in all its uncensored glory. I remember this video was instantly banned in the post-9/11 climate because it dared to criticize America. Funny how it still applies today…

https://youtu.be/bZAMiK6ROZA?si=T-G4LuMO9c4wem3Z

mattsevits, to random

At the end of the day, there’s really only two types of people: Those who see blowjobs/oral as work and those who don’t.

mattsevits, to random

Let’s make it through Chewsday, y’all

mattsevits, to random

I’m deeply, deeply tired of seeing people call us groomers. This shit is OLD and I just wanna cry about it.

ArchusByte, to diy
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Long ago I bought a Craftsman screwdriver - back when Craftsman were inside a Sears. I figured the design was generic enough to be used by another company. After squinting at lots of pictures on ebay I found it!

mattsevits,

@ArchusByte worst hairbrush I’ve ever used! 0/10

mattsevits,

@reneestephen @ArchusByte hehehehehe 😆 Glad I could help!

mattsevits, to random

Hershey squirts, an objectively hilarious term for diarrhea, would also make a great name for a Little League team from Hershey, PA

BasicAppleGuy, to random
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Apple's no stranger to controversial case design...

mattsevits,

@BasicAppleGuy omfg I forgot about the socks 😆

mattsevits, to random

honestly, it’s home of phobic that more americans don’t know how to use chopsticks.

mattsevits,

@wx1g you, my friend, have a very valid reason to be frustrated by them! You get a pass 😘

mattsevits, to random

Sometimes you just need to spramp your face with some water, ya know?

mattsevits, to random

Sometimes after a long day, taking off my hearing aids feels just as good as taking off a pair of tight pants 😆

mattsevits,

@wx1g Definitely the latter! It can sometimes still feel physically draining to wear them all day long. It probably doesn’t help that during COVID I got into the habit of not wearing them around the house much… 😬 I know I need to wear them more, though! I need to keep these ears working as much as I can for as long as I can.

mattsevits,

@wx1g Yes, I would absolutely hate that! I can live without speech, but music would be hard to lose.

mattsevits, to random

King Triton has daughters from all the seas… it’s like OH… king triton FUCKS.

mattsevits, to random

Today was in Eugene! My shirt was a huge hit 😆

mattsevits, to random

New prescription sunnies came today! I think we finally got my prescription right 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

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