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ratkins

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I miss Usenet. Don’t make me miss Twitter too.

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cstross, to random
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Some thoughts on spam:

  1. Right now it's a single idiot running a scripted Joe Job. But we know how spam ecosystems develop. The next steps are inevitable.

  2. Next, someone will release an activitypub spamming script. It will hammer on servers to create throwaway accounts then use them to post.

  3. This will drive a bunch of small servers off the fediverse and cause acrimonious defederation squabbles.

  4. Surviving servers will limit sign-ups, requiring proof of humanity (or identity).

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ratkins,
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@cstross I just got rid of my copy of “How to make money on the Information Superhighway” (which I bought, about 25 years ago, from a second hand bookshop—primarily to take it out of circulation.)

thomasfuchs, to random
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I know weird opinion, but if it’s “Chrome only” it’s not the Web.

It’s Flash, but worse.

ratkins,
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@thomasfuchs I phrase this as “if it only works on Chrome it’s not a ‘web app’, it’s a ‘Chrome app’”. And as someone who’s not fond of web apps at the best of times, I really hate this.

TheWarOnCars, to london
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"When you drive a massive SUV you’re saying three things: I don’t care about the environment. I don’t care that I’m more likely to kill pedestrians in my car. I don’t care that there isn’t room for my car and others to co-habit smoothly on London’s streets."

https://www.standard.co.uk/comment/london-suvs-cars-pollution-climate-change-b1127839.html

ratkins,
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@TheWarOnCars It’s amazing how the author of this piece can simultaneously be so precisely correct and also utterly insufferable.

malware, to random
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holy fuck do I feel old

ratkins,
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@malware Unless you’ve been coding for decades, you’ll have no idea how abysmal git’s interface is because you’ve never used anything else.

sdw, to random
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just remember, when you die in visionOS, you die in the real world

ratkins,
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@sdw Would Apple allow a “falling simulator” on the visionOS store? 🤔

TLB73, to random
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And you thought a bastard file was funny.

ratkins,
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@TLB73 New term of endearment just dropped.

jonty, to random
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Given a million years I would never guess this is how you relax a ferret

video/mp4

ratkins,
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@jonty I will keep this in mind the next time I have a tense ferret.

SwiftOnSecurity, to random

There is a massive disconnect between the kind of attacks security professionals imagine by resourced attackers just like them, and what dipshit teenagers with more time to waste than God in an empty universe actually try for weeks.

ratkins,
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@Enigma @SwiftOnSecurity LOL @ “Advanced Persistent Teeenager”

carnage4life, to random
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It’s ironic that GM decided to pull CarPlay and Android Auto in favor of their in-house infotainment systems only for their software to be so buggy that they’ve had to stop selling the Chevy Blazer EV until they fix the system.

Car companies are a great example of how culture eats strategy for breakfast. It’s a smart strategy not to be dependent on Apple and Google for key software. But if you can't execute a transition to a software development culture then it's dumb.

https://www.theverge.com/2023/12/23/24013357/2024-chevy-blazer-ev-stop-sale-software-problems

ratkins,
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@carnage4life I’ve always said it was a race between Tesla getting good at manufacturing before the legacy car companies got good at software and you can guess who I’m backing in that one…

dmoren, to random
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Real-time video of Apple Park today.

Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory Tantrum GIF

ratkins,
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@stevetures @dmoren There is definitely a bit of a throwing-the-toys-out-of-the-pram vibe in this one. I find it interesting Schiller (as “Apple Fellow”) gets quoted. Like it’s him personally who’s pissed off about it all.

finestructure, to swift
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“With the increased limit of the acceptance queue, and a patched version of wrk, we can now conclude that swift is a good competitor speed-wise as a web application server.

Memory wise it blows all the other technologies away, using only 2.5% of the amount of memory that the java implementation needs, and 10% of node-js.”

https://tech.phlux.us/Juice-Sucking-Servers-Part-Trois/

ratkins,
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@finestructure Have you been following this saga @kittylyst ? Thought it might be of interest.

polotek, to random
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Here’s a big secret that people don’t want you to know. If nobody is able to give you clarity about the scope and scale of a request, sometimes that means you get to decide. It’s really cool when that happens. Don’t waste it.
https://soc.jrconlin.com/@jrconlin/112374476337793296

ratkins,
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@polotek @jrconlin You are correct, and the thing to do is try and constrain the scope to “one point”. There will be fixes that are smaller, there will be things that blow up due to unknown unknowns but on average, every chunk of value you deliver will be “one point” (in practice something like 2-3 “ideal engineering days”.) If you build a reputation for delivering on this cadence that’s how you gain trust, including forbearance when things go south.

ratkins, to BurningMan
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So is pretty cool, see you at ! Or, you’ll see me rather 😉 https://forum.electromage.com/t/the-technocolour-dreamcoat-phone-free-burning-man-2023-edition/3115

alper, to random
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Cycled a bit through this weekend and saw placards for what is an effective altruist pro-life extension party participating in the coming election redo: https://verjuengungsforschung.de

"Where would you like to live in 800 years?"

ratkins, (edited )
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@alper I unironically think this is awesome and would vote for these people if I could. One of my unpopular opinions is that living forever would be awesome and if I was a little bit younger or a little bit richer I would probably be able to do so.

ojala, to random
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    ratkins,
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    @ojala @akosma “he also has a habit of naming things after himself”
    😂

    But yes.

    ratkins, to BurningMan
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    With much relief I declare the control box electronics of the Technocolour Dreamcoat v3 (beta) complete. I now have a expander board in a 3D printed control box with two buttons and a pot which register in the Pixelblaze UI. Double check what your pull-down resistors are pulling down to, kids! Now it’s a simple (!) matter of software…

    ratkins, to random
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    I acknowledge it’s difficult to come up with a single slang word for the Euro which is pronounceable and not vulgar in twenty different countries, but it’s been twenty five years! Work it out!

    ratkins, to random
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    God damn it I wish Reddit and Twitter would stop with the needy “engagement” push notifications. Yeah sure, I posted in that sub last week to ask a specific question I don’t care about anything else going on there.

    ratkins, to random
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    Hobbyking’s catalog is incredibly irritating. “Hey, here’s a huge list of all the stuff you can’t buy!”

    ratkins, (edited ) to BurningMan
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    Grinds my gears that the only practical venue for planning a camp is—still, in 2023—Facebook Groups.

    ratkins, to random
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    I have a cadence sensor on my bike and it didn’t “just work” with watchOS 10/ios 17, do I have to do anything?

    whitequark, to random
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    thermostat controlling the boiler for heating here over RF: broke a week or two ago

    flipper zero that i've been using to manually enable the boiler instead: also broke somehow

    me: freezing to hell and beyond due to it being 5°C outside and not having anything warm

    my headmate: spends four hours putting together this incredibly normal setup using her beaglebone and a radio carrier module she designed a year ago. she even got the RF modulation parameters right on the first try, wtf

    ratkins,
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    @whitequark Smarter than me in lots of ways.

    alper, to random
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    Trying to give stuff away for free on Kleinanzeigen is such a nightmare.

    I’m going to set a €5 base price just to get rid of the flakiest people on the planet.

    ratkins,
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    @alper I have 0 patience either, but that’s the tactic my wife uses and says is successful.

    ratkins, to random
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    Related, there’s a local courier company here in Berlin called “Kangaroo Transport”, I see their vans on my morning bike rides.

    They didn’t really think that one through…
    https://glasgow.social/@Nachtflug/112501036513826337

    ratkins, to random
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    So this new EU App Store conditions thing. Do I have this right that they’re aiming for ad-supported games and free-to-download apps that support external services (Uber, Facebook, food delivery…) with this “platform fee” but as an unintended consequence they’re going to destroy the life of the next person who comes up with something like Flappy Bird?

    ratkins,
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    @corduroy No, certainly not the virtuous cycle of the best apps (due to being written against the richest APIs) encouraging customers to buy into Apple’s hardware ecosystem one $1300, 40% margin phone at a time.

    There are absolutely factions inside Apple who still in their heart of hearts believe the App Store was a mistake and dirty third party devs shouldn’t be allowed to sully their pristine platform with their poor taste garbage, let alone make money off the back of Apple’s hard work.

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