reallybigfoot

reallybigfoot, 1 month ago to bigfoot

An alien was saying some nice things about Uranus then, outta nowhere, he brain zoinked me. Next thing I know, I'm alone in a field. Man, my anus hurts. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 1 month ago to bigfoot

What if the justice system is an elaborate scheme, conceived by humans to catch Sasquatch? THINK!!! #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 1 month ago to bigfoot

I wish I was a flock of birds. Being one bird would suck, but being the whole flock wouldn't be so bad. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 1 month ago to bigfoot

Todd Standing is yelling "GET BACK HERE!!!" at his dog. There is so much irony here...I need to sit down. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 1 month ago to bigfoot

It seems like the present is happening to me in the past and I’m just remembering it in the future. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 1 month ago to bigfoot

My eyes feel funny when I look at the sun. My inner voice starts shouting OOH-OOHs really loud so I'm like "WHAT'S GOING ON?". #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 1 month ago to bigfoot

Bigfoots don't understand the phrase "WHAT'S UP?". If you ask a Bigfoot this question, he will he will say "BIRDS" or "CLOUDS" very confidently. Try not to laugh at him, or explain how stupid he is, because he will not like this and tear you apart. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 1 month ago to random

Hiding behind that tree

reallybigfoot, 1 month ago to bigfoot

One thing I've noticed is, when Matt Moneymaker asks a witness about Bigfoot size, he holds a stick above his head. He rarely holds the stick next to his dingdong and asks about Bigfoot size. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 1 month ago to bigfoot

I am impressed #bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 1 month ago to bigfoot

Shaky the Squirrel is my best friend, but I think he would rat me out, if questioned. I will kill him. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 1 month ago to bigfoot

God has blocked the sun with a circular object. DIE, CIRCULAR OBJECT. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 1 month ago to bigfoot

I have never seen myself, but below is my best estimate of my face. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 1 month ago to bigfoot

The worst tasting scat is beaver diarrhea. It just tastes a little "off". #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 1 month ago to bigfoot

Shesquatch got back #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 1 month ago to bigfoot

If I ever evolve antlers, or a tail, I will know "human" is out of the question. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 1 month ago to bigfoot

When an alpha male Sasquatch meets another alpha male Sasquatch, both Sasquatches immediately hide in an effort to prove which is more alpha. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 1 month ago to bigfoot

#iykyk #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 1 month ago to bigfoot

I just looked in a window of a human house. A female is sitting in a chair, reading a book. I will put my head in clear view until she nonchalantly looks up and sees me looking back at her. THIS. RIGHT HERE. IS WHY I'M ALIVE. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 1 month ago to bigfoot

There is a simple explanation why electronics stop working when I'm around. I don't know what it is, though, because I'm a freaking idiot. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 1 month ago to bigfoot

I have seen many animal carcasses. It's not a pretty sight. I'm so glad that will never happen to me. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 1 month ago to bigfoot

Some Bigfoot documentaries are so good even I believe I might exist. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 1 month ago to bigfoot

If I ever eat a hog that tastes like turkey, I'm ending things. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 1 month ago to bigfoot

I'm just up here, walking on this ridge, looking over my right shoulder, but I feel like I'm being watched. #Bigfoot #Sasquatch

reallybigfoot, 1 month ago to bigfoot

My inner monologue hasn't evolved vocal chords yet. I just hear a constant drowning monster in my head. #Bigfoot