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I feel bad that Ranae was never convinced that I exist. One of us is an epic failure.

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I just almost sensed how close almost came to practically finding me that one time when I almost walked into a clearing and Matt just about sensed something squatchy. Ranae would have nearly believed Matt's story had I walked into that clearing. I gotta sit down.

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I wish I was smart enough to build a robot panda. Not for weird, pervert reasons. For normal sex fantasy reasons between a freak and a panda.

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Frankenstein is fighting Gorn to the death. I have my doubts that Frankenstein will be able to figure out controlled projectile explosives while Gorn is bashing him in the head like this.

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It's seems like whenever I watch humans torture a dead pig with fire I smell something delicious. Maybe I'm a pig pervert of some kind.

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If I evolve into a dog, I will never hear the end of it from Yappie the Furball Mutt.

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My mating call is different than my squatch call. Like, imagine a hiss that turns on all rattlesnakes a mile away. Bingo.

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I bet Ranae is insanely scientific everywhere she goes. "THIS HAM OBEYS GRAVITY", "THIS EGG OBEYS GRAVITY". It would be like eating breakfast with a gravity expert.

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If you look closely in the movie "Deliverance", you'll see me.

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Zardok the Vun is trying to tractor beam Todd Standing onto his alien ship. The amount of GET OUTTA HEREs is deafening.

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Gorillas don't know ANYTHING about cows. I just asked one the length of a cow udder, and I made hand-yank-up-and-down motions, while pointing at his crotch, where udders are, and he just looked at me like WTF??? Geez, he's DUMB about cows.

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Dogs act all tough in their yard, barking up a storm. But I have found them to beg for their lives pretty fast when I step over their fence.

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I have a neck but it's a body-neck. You know. A neck that turns my body, not my head.

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Life seems meaningless in the forest. I think life may be about material possessions and societal stature.

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Geez. I REALLY wanna have sex with the fattest Komodo Dragon that ever lived. High five.✋

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Sasquatch magicians are called MonkeyWitches. Their tricks give headaches to chimps.

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I'm sitting but I'm having stand thoughts. If I get found right now, I'm blaming it on positional mismatch of thoughts.

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If you think robots LIKE being robots, you are wrong. They are filled with a "TOGGLED ON" self-loathing robot hate only a binary POS could have.

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It would be great if my anus could be itchy when aliens strap me onto the table. Then I'd be like, "AT LEAST I'M GONNA GET SCRATCHED ON MY ITCHY ANUS".

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Science is good at proving one thing at a time. Why not invent, say, Blience? Blience proves everything at the same time. Done.

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If evolution has a money back guarantee, Orangutans should volunteer to be amoebas and get PAID.

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Carcasses are dumber than me. Except the deer ones. They probably have enough smart left in their brains for to have more smart.

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It seems like the present is happening to me in the past and I’m just remembering it in the future.

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What humans don't know is Sasquatches go "Humaning". It's when Sasquatches look for humans to hide from.

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