reallybigfoot

reallybigfoot, 3 months ago to bigfoot

A snowman just saw me walking on a ridge. Had to kill him. Wouldn't promise not to talk. I mean, that guy's dead. BIG TIME. Like, I've killed a lot of things, but that snowman is 100% dead. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 3 months ago to bigfoot

I have gathered stabby branches and thrust them into the ground. I will lay on their stabs. In this way, I will be safe from predators while I'm unconscious. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 3 months ago to bigfoot

#bigfoot got back

reallybigfoot, 3 months ago to bigfoot

Love is coming out of my fingertips. I can feel it. I am experiencing love right now. Finally I know what it is to be human. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 3 months ago to bigfoot

These pebbles taste like rocks. I think they are defective. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 3 months ago to bigfoot

I have invented the "thumbs up" hand sign. It means "I'M SHOWING YOU THIS. LOOK AT IT." #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 3 months ago to bigfoot

#Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 3 months ago to bigfoot

You know how when you hold a frog, and it wiggles, and you feel one of his weird bones under his slippery skin, and you're like, "OMG, THIS THING HAS BONES!"? That feeling, subtracted by, like, several dog pants, RIGHT ON MY HAND, is how I feel right now. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 3 months ago to bigfoot

Sometimes I walk on all fours, like a chimp, because it's so...you know...graceful...like how a king would walk. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 3 months ago to bigfoot

I run like the wind. Right into trees. Just like the wind. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 3 months ago to bigfoot

I wish I was less like a chicken. Not that I'm much like a chicken, but whenever I look at myself and see a chicken, I think, "DAMN". #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 3 months ago to bigfoot

I wish I had suction cups on my arms, like an octopus. Then I wouldn't need these stupid, hairy hands. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 3 months ago to bigfoot

#Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 3 months ago to bigfoot

Wtf?! Wowzers! #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 3 months ago to bigfoot

I've heard the ability to make fire is important. I will prioritize fire above inventing the ganoosh, which I've been working on my entire life. The ganoosh would have enabled many shake uses, such as to shake it at birds to let them know I can't grab them but I hate them. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 3 months ago to bigfoot

The worst smack talkers are Frankensteins. They can rarely find the right words to say good smack, especially to dogs. OMG, dogs really have a hey-day in Frankenstein smackdowns. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 3 months ago to bigfoot

#bigfoot #Sasquatch

reallybigfoot, 3 months ago to bigfoot

I mind controlled a hog yesterday, and one of his oinks really backfired into my head. I can still barely concentrate. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 3 months ago to bigfoot

I want to make a tree formation, but I can't decide which tree to use. This is a freaking nightmare. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 3 months ago to bigfoot

Jerksquatch told me I'm a human in a costume if I can stretch my hand across my entire face. I can't tell, though, because every time I try to check, he pushes my hand into my face. "STOP PUSHING MY HAND! MY HAND GOES INTO MY FACE, WHICH IS ANNOYING, & I CAN'T PERFORM THE TEST!" #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 3 months ago to bigfoot

My midsection makes me think of dinosaurs. Especially when I look at it fast. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 3 months ago to bigfoot

If you hold a rat, it will wiggle until you put it down. This is how I feel right now. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 4 months ago to bigfoot

I will invent the "kamaka-takata-ka-takata-tk-tkk-vavavavavavavavavavava" today. It will allow me to point at things the way a stick does. I think I will make it out of a stick. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 4 months ago to bigfoot

There is no such thing as a "fresh" Frankenstein corpse. Eat at your own risk. FYI. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 4 months ago to bigfoot

I'm waving at a Sasquatch in the distance, but he refuses to acknowledge me. This is getting awkward. "I'M NOT WAVING AT YOU! I'M WAVING AT...A HORSE...THAT...WILL BE THERE LATER!". Victory. #Bigfoot