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shochdoerfer

@shochdoerfer@phpc.social

Software developer, Conference speaker, https://rheinneckar.social/@bitexpert co-founder, https://rheinneckar.social/@unKonf host, https://phpc.social/@phpugffm & https://phpc.social/@phpugmrn organizer, @traefik Ambassador.

#php #ecommerce #linux #windows #community #rheinneckarrocks #fedi22 tfr

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Skoop, to random
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Is my search-fu leaving me, or is there no PHAR for Rector?

shochdoerfer,
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@Skoop I feel you. There's always one piece of the puzzle that does not work the I want things to work which then makes my whole idea pointless /cc @heiglandreas

ramsey, to random
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It’s official, now!

RFC 9562: Universally Unique IDentifiers (UUIDs) https://www.rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc9562.html

shochdoerfer,
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@ramsey every contribution is a contribution!

shochdoerfer,
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@ramsey congrats!

heiglandreas, to random
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Starting the day with answering emails from "security researchers" ...

shochdoerfer,
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@heiglandreas ignore them, that's the best you can do. Keep getting this s**t for a few months now. Not funny. At least the last person asked before if they get a reward for reporting an incident...

shochdoerfer,
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@heiglandreas I am fine with getting reports like this.

The annoying part is dealing with this bug bounty approach because, obviously, the reports want some money for their effort.

shochdoerfer,
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@heiglandreas the only thing they reported to us was CORS problems and stuff.

heiglandreas, to random
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I am installing Microsoft Outlook... 😱

If you are wondering how my day is going....

shochdoerfer,
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@heiglandreas You get 2 UIs for free :)

shochdoerfer,
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@heiglandreas sure, after you paid for your O365 license, you get a free copy of the software :P

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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Who knew that going to a conference rebooted my interest in giving more talks and teaching folks about stuff I am interested in?

shochdoerfer,
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@grmpyprogrammer Apologies. Who am I to think you need to practice your talks...

shochdoerfer,
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@grmpyprogrammer if you ever need to practice your talk at meetups, I know 2 that would love to have you join remotely (or in person) :)

basster, to hamburg German

Heute mal auf der in . Mal schauen, was es Neues gibt.

shochdoerfer,
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@basster musst du wohl mal zur @unKonf vorbeikommen :)

shochdoerfer,
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@basster viel Spaß! Wollte auch bin, aber aktuell zeitlich nicht einzurichten ;(

herndlm, to random
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We'll be moving to . I'll be a regular guest of @phpugffm for sure then 😊

Shameless cry for help: If anybody knows about a semi-central 3 or 4 room apartment becoming available - I'm all ears :)

shochdoerfer,
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@herndlm @phpugffm nice! The next meetup is in a few weeks. See you there :)

pbl0m, to random German
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Meanwhile in the basement, the Robo Alpaka 🦙🤖 stated in rainbow 🌈 silk

Really looking forward to this model 😁

Sunday is 😎

Slicer View

shochdoerfer,
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@pbl0m talk to @movetodevnull to print the mascot :)

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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How long until someone figures out how to run DOOM on this? 😂😂😂

https://github.com/microsoft/MS-DOS

shochdoerfer,
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@grmpyprogrammer haha

OndrejMirtes, to random
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PHPStan 1.11 With Error Identifiers, PHPStan Pro Reboot and Much More https://phpstan.org/blog/phpstan-1-11-errors-identifiers-phpstan-pro-reboot

shochdoerfer,
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@OndrejMirtes YEAH!

ramsey, (edited ) to random
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shochdoerfer,
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@ramsey really want to attend at some time. So far, I only heard the wurst about it...

shochdoerfer, to Symfony German
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Happy to announce that I will be speaking at the SymfonyLive Berlin 2024 conference at the end of June about Gally, the advanced searchandising engine built on top of Symfony, API Platform, and Elasticsearch.

https://blog.bitexpert.de/blog/symfony_live_berlin_2024

shochdoerfer,
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@ronnorthrip thx!

mgdm, to random
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Building a slightly daft webapp using 2000s spec JS techniques (lots of <script> tags, no bundling) has been pretty fun. Ditching the frameworks can be rewarding

shochdoerfer,
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@edorian @mgdm I wonder if that is a good thing or not :)

cmuench, to random German

Traefik 3 is released.

https://github.com/traefik/traefik/releases/tag/v3.0.0

shochdoerfer,
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@cmuench YEAH!

xeraa, to random

turns out, you pay for every S3 request — even if it's returning an AccessDenied. just by knowing a bucket name (or picking one that's configured elsewhere) you can incur significant cost. "fun" story: https://medium.com/@maciej.pocwierz/how-an-empty-s3-bucket-can-make-your-aws-bill-explode-934a383cb8b1
guess security through obscurity still has value ;)

shochdoerfer,
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@xeraa interesting :)

robert, to IBM
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IBM buys HashiCorp for 6,4 billion USD.

It probably was a good idea, that some of the most important Open Source products were already forked some time ago.

Sigh.

https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/ibm-to-acquire-hashicorp-inc-creating-a-comprehensive-end-to-end-hybrid-cloud-platform-302126646.html

shochdoerfer,
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@robert I really hope the lesser-known products like Nomad or Boundary will survive this...

shochdoerfer, to composer German
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Use the Diff Plugin to compare composer.lock changes and generate a Markdown report that can be used in a PR description to visualize the changes.

https://github.com/IonBazan/composer-diff

shochdoerfer, to webassembly German
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PostgreSQL in allows you to run a instance in the browser, Node.js, or Bun. Finally a proper, dependency-less database server for your browser :)

https://github.com/electric-sql/pglite

shochdoerfer, to random German
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A deeper dive into optimal PHP-FPM settings

https://geoligard.com/a-deeper-dive-into-optimal-php-fpm-settings

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