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Born on a farm, live in the city. Queerballs (he/him). Serial smartass. Python, Eurovision, pop, gay terror, transit. Not a town in Alberta.

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been bullied into starting "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and I am only four episodes in and

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have just discovered to my immense horror that the 1989 global smash hit "Pump Up The Jam" was by a Belgian outfit - Belgium! - and this was the fuckin guy what did it. what the fuck. "Jo Bogaert aka Thomas De Quincey." fuck. this Belgian looking motherfucker-- "Pump Up The Jam!" just. fuck

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yes, I agree, my Chappell Roan "Pink Pony Club" theme show mug is extremely subtle and also well applied, thank you for saying "that bitch can paint," it's true, it's so true

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how do you tell a casual acquaintance that their moustache project has come unglued and if they don't take urgent devolumizing measures they are at risk of becoming known as "moustache guy"

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honestly the consistently catas-fucking-trophic exposure of "AI Results" at the very tip top of Google searches may, by virtue of showing chunks of at best barely coherent swill to a vast population multiple times a day every day, do more to throw cold water on the dizzy LLM hype cycle than anything else to date

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Here at GreenSluts Productions, we care deeply about the planet we all share. That's why we invest heavily in carbon-neutral and net positive technologies for ethical, sustainable cumshots and hard bro-cest content distribution. We know there's no time to waste in transitioning to renewable sources of amyl nitrate so that this generation of cum-obsessed hot college twinks can continue taking loads above sea level for many decades to come

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we don't talk enough about how awful it is when you get up from your television program and think it'll be like fifteen seconds so you don't pause it and then it takes longer to do what you got up for so when you come back you think oh let me rewind because I don't want to have missed something and then you rewind your program and nothing of note happened over that time frame so well maybe you did not have to do that rewinding hmm?

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finally. the yard sign for binational (Illinois/Wisconsin) households

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Maven is all-things-considered the best software build tool of all time and more important a part of why JVM languages stay so stonkingly popular than we give it credit for

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not the Englands doing democracies on our national No More Englands Day

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I do think you should watch the tremendous Australian lesbian comedy police procedural series Deadloch on Amazon Prime Video I really think you should look at this

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news flash: Australians call pacifiers for babies "dummies"

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trying to tidy up a bit for company coming and for an indicator of how it's going/how I live my life I did just find an entire bottle of ranch dressing in my couch

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if you use @ Everyone in the whole entire big fuckin team chat somebody better be fuckin dead

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yeah this is helpful thanks great definitely know what to do here

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learning about the dystopian horror "iCare" which is a service where you can pay for someone in jail to get a cheeseburger over the internet

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I do not know that Baby Reindeer is for everyone, it is grim and extremely intense, and I don't think I could possibly give all the due CWs, but it really did absorb me and leave me in that state where I turned off the TV as the closing credits of the last episode rolled and just stared into space at it dead and empty for a solid twenty minutes

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they really gotta stop telling youths it is anything but endless psychic torture to be smart at work

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unfortunately the thing The Sims 4 really drives home is how much a person could get accomplished if they were relieved of their free will

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I would simply not be going helicoptering about over a rugged mountainous wilderness during heavy fog cover but maybe that's just me

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received for the first time in months an out of the blue "you're Jewish, you'll know this--" text that had nothing to do with Israel (advice on removing candle wax from fabric)

(the answer btw is scrape with a butter knife, put paper towels on top and bottom of the area, iron on low heat, then toss it in the wash, this is a foolproof method)

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who asked for Roxxy Andrews to come back onto television

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always have an event like thirty minutes into making a new sim where when I happen to have paused it at a moment where I accidentally get a good look at him and say to myself "faaaaagggooootttt"

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genuinely impressed that The Sims 4 has been around for long enough to require the Visual C++ 2010, 2013, 2015, and 2019 runtimes

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