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Born on a farm, live in the city. Queerballs (he/him). Serial smartass. Python, Eurovision, pop, gay terror, transit. Not a town in Alberta.

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have started to look at the SyFy Channel original series The Expanse

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From overhead, the Bath County Power Station in western Virginia just looks like two mountain lakes, but shift perspective a bit and see something really wild

This is the world's largest "pumped storage" plant. It acts like an enormous battery for the Mid-Atlantic grid -- when demand is low, power is used to pump water to the upper reservoir, and when demand is high, they open the tunnels in the opposite direction so water rushes down through miles of tunnels and turns peak 3,000MW of turbines

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Gay Bar no. 1: The Woodshed, Charlotte NC

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I love purchasing computer peripherals because it's like............. what if this one makes going on the computer fun again

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how do people develop/have the attention span for audio books

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Java 21 is good

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to crack open a Stardew Valley save file is to behold the majestic potential of XML as a general purpose validatable description language

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If the thermostat in your Hilton looks like this and doesn’t do jack shit, it’s because it’s configured to only run when its extremely faulty presence sensor detects you doing light aerobics in your room - it’s easy to fix though!
Remove the cover screw with a Philips head
Hit the CONFIG button and switch modes with the F/C button until you hit something like “E-5” which is Bullshit Mode
Flip it down to E-0 to disable the presence sensor
Hit on/off to save then turn it back on!

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have now been regingerèd 🫚

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my biggest reason for wanting to own a home is that this one does not have enough electricity in it

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feeling slightly unwell, which I understand is the first sign of imminent death

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I have a very dear very beloved very long term friend who lives far away and we text every day, and recently he has claimed he is on an unbelievably extravagant work trip, has been reporting to me incredible daily activities for days on end, but keeps sending me pictures I can reverse search on Google Images that do not match e.g. the current weather and I am genuinely at a loss for how or whether to ask "sweetie I love you but why are you doing this"

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was reminded today of the utterly batshit, surrealist satirical 1976 prime time soap opera "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman" which started off the series with this and only got more unhinged as it went along

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sincerely do not believe that Kim Petras has ever had a sexual encounter with a human being

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I sure talk a lot of shit about America for somebody that just paid $3.49 to walk out of a grocery store with this item

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tech lead has just discovered the concept of “code coverage” for the first time and decided it needs to be 100% G-d save us all from what’s about to come

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the CPAP should also deliver an aerosolized sedative so you will definitely go to sleep instead of fighting to get comfy with the whole shitness on your head, I really don’t think this is too much to ask

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okay given my 2024 goal to have a sexual encounter with a human being I am confronted with the fact that someone will have to see my human body and I would like to update my Gay Boy Underpants Collection, where are you underpants people getting your gay ones nowadays (briefs, jocks included)

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am so pleased that the Swedes finally made a PC case

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where's the button on real estate listings for "I can't possibly with the house but I have a deep need to be friends with the nightmare elderly lesbian that's selling it"

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panicked and ate two pounds of chicken

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there is not a single word in AWS docs that makes any fucking sense

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actually am fairly tolerant of multiple states having cities with the same name but what I can not abide is adjoining states having cities of approximately the same tier with the same name (this is about Greenville, North Carolina population 89,233 and Greenville, South Carolina population 72,310 these are entirely two different places and yet there they are being like this)

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