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wilpercy

@wilpercy@mstdn.social

British by birth. I've lived in Japan since 1990 where I teach English to students aged 4-90.

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lowqualityfacts, to random
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This is my biggest fear.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts well yes, a perfectly reasonable reaction. How would you feel about having your intelligence found wanting?

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Please support me on Patreon, you have no idea how expensive it is to create these facts. I have this rare mental disorder where I can only come up with funny ideas while dining at Michelin 3-star restaurants.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts bon apetweet.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Wow, that's a lot.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts "To lose one hair may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose one fifth looks like carelessness."

dgar, to random
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wilpercy,
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@dgar A Void commenting if at all possible.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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They do not like to share the sea.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts What! Manatee are able to use the internet?

lowqualityfacts, to random
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That blows my mind.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts only if you count the ants.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Wow, that's really fast.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts never get in a flap, -amongst the most languid birds you’ll encounter.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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That makes sense.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts might be true. Not genelly known.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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That's so nice.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts this is a post truth post. Everyone knows that cave people invited neighbours round to add smoky handprints to their walls. 👐🏾

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Make it 2024 and we have a deal.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts if I eat enough pickled gerkins I should comfortably beat the sun to it.

dgar, (edited ) to random
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Just polling your leg.

wilpercy,
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@dgar presumably the results will be shared on a kneed to know basis.

dgar, to random
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It’s pretty intense when I play on my kit in the loft.

It’s drum attic.

wilpercy,
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@dgar lofty claims.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I think we have more than enough.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts nuclear fiction.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Wow, that's a lot of combinations.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts hang on. 52-35= .. not enough fingers but I think a bit more variety is feasible.

dgar, to random
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Everyone should wear a different deodorant under each arm.

That’s my two scents.

wilpercy,
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@dgar yes, BO stands for both ormpits.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I love sharks.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts it’s a little known, but scrupulously low quality fact that sharks have a sweet tooth. Danish is the lingua franca.

Jeg tager afsked.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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That explains a lot.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts points are deducted for Slam junks.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Obviously.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts the threat of perma-nuclear winter weighed heavily on all involved.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Babies are weird.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts babies to kiddies to kidneys mark important developmental stages.
Thank you doctor.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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That's crazy.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts a snooze is considerably more sedate.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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That's so sad.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts Albert was her great friend, I’ll bet.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I wonder what they talk about.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts nouns of common sense suggests this is nonsense.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I guess it's kind of funny.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts Count rule it out.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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As you should be.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts a caution is issued rather than a fine if you are judged to have spoken forthrightly and with honesty. It has something to do with candour being good for geese.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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It sounds wrong, but it's not.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts in Japan Genghis Khan is the name given to a grilled mutton dish with a soy, garlic and sake sauce. No cilantro as far as I know.

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