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wilpercy

@wilpercy@mstdn.social

British by birth. I've lived in Japan since 1990 where I teach English to students aged 4-90.

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RickiTarr, to random
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This is school lunch in Italy, I'm pretty sure I paid $50 for this same thing awhile ago.

wilpercy,
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@RickiTarr I love sprouts and am impressed to see them included in a school lunch.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I've seen a few beard babies, and they are not a pleasant sight.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts childbirth is risky. Midwives can tell many a tale of close shaves.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I love math.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts the more I think about this the number I become.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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All that sleeping for nothing.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts zzzzzzdid I miss anythinzzzzz

lowqualityfacts, to random
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In my opinion, Bob was by far the worst rapper in the group.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts I understand that in 1997, Wu-Tang member RZA sampled a Bob Dylan song called "It's Alright, Ma (I'm Only Bleeding)" for the track "The Glock" on the album "Wu-Tang Forever."
To dismiss Bob’s rapping chops on this snippet might be considered a tad harsh by some. But who am I to judge?

lowqualityfacts, to random
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That's so interesting.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts wait. Each sheep has its own elf? This is bordering on a high quality fact.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Smart.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts You’re not supposed to talk about it! That’s precisely why they keep it under their hat.🙄

RickiTarr, to random
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Who is the best Batman villain and why?

wilpercy,
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@RickiTarr He’s hardly small and I find his character endearing especially his verbal tick, but I’d choose Foghorn Leghorn for best bantam.. err.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Not a fruit, not a vegetable.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts. A questionable assertion.

Everyone knows that the T in NFT stands for tomato and that they are Non-fungible. This means that each NFT is one-of-a-kind and cannot be exchanged for something else of equal value. Many fungi on the other hand, reproduce by releasing tiny reproductive cells called spores, which can disperse in the air or water. Hardly unique.

RickiTarr, to random
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I found the weirdest AI thing, and these are just a few examples of this exact same kind of post, same basic kind of picture, same text. The really crazy part is people often don't realize they're AI, and comment completely earnestly

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wilpercy,
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@RickiTarr the two birthday girls in the last shot look like they are mid-shampoo pre-rinse. Remarkable lather!

lowqualityfacts, to random
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This blows my mind.

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts Beware! Chewing enough gum to ‘run’ the equivalent of a marathon will give you lockjaw, and in extreme cases total paralysis.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Wow, you learn something new about Mount Everest every day.

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts the remainder are caused by ghosts, and a significant minority are due to climbers forgetting to wear a coat.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Wise words from a wise man.

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts he was a big digestive biscuit fan so I think the quote is more likely to have been, “never stop dunking.”

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Every single one.

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts just as all handbugs are ambidextrous.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts the Royal Mail must love it at Christmas.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I can't wait.

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts Head of the design team channeling Obama’s genius is the hugely talented Mike Drop.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts never forget Bubonic Plaque which was spread by poor oral hygiene. After the Industrial Revolution both strains were spread by Mini Coopers. Shocking but true.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I gave up over 27 million followers on Twitter to be on Mastodon full time. Yes, as I'm sure many of you have guessed by now, I am Conan O'Brien.

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts oh dear.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts my name is Janet Yellen and I approve this message.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Obviously.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy, (edited )
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@lowqualityfacts a laughable suggestion. Everyone knows that the tuba is connected to the trombone.

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts where does that leave a tuba toothpaste?

lowqualityfacts, to random
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That makes sense.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts On the other hand, the International Key Eating Association.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Oh, so that's what that taste is.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts can’t confirm. I’ve never eaten one. Forewarned is recharged?

RickiTarr, to random
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Important Question: Why is this image so overtly sexual?

wilpercy,
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@RickiTarr I think it has something to do with ET’s gleaming helmet.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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What a phony.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts Don’t be cruel.

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