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yassie_j

@yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

A shitposter, Shloer-addict, and cake-lover. I love hot chocolate, hugs, and cuteness.

[Follow reqs are never going to be accepted unless I know you]

Profile picture created by @len!!!

Agender :neofox_flag_agender: :neocat_flag_trans:
🇧🇩 heritage in 🇬🇧.

My #1 girl is Nepnep.

I used to be @yassie_j and @yassie_j and always will be.

Mastodon.lol (rest in piss), joined 16 Nov 2022 --> snowdin.town (rest in peace), joined 7 Feb 2023 --> 0w0.is (rest in peace), joined 4 Aug 2023 --> joined here 12 Jan 2024

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yassie_j, to random
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The system deleted a child what the hell

I reloaded the page to write my notes and the system just removed a child from the “household details” field

Why is this thing so buggy???

Sparky, to random

need cuddles ​:neocat_pleading:​

yassie_j,
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@Sparky @marcy I squish both gals together

Sparky, to random

a spring in Sparkys bed pops up im scared now

yassie_j,
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@Sparky :bunHugsYou:

yassie_j, to random
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@lewdum hotel? Trivago.

RE: https://heckin.how/notes/9ooeqptrnxzl5k12

yassie_j, to random
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@sneexy what does this mean?

RE: https://lea.pet/notes/9ooegzqv37

toatrika, to random

just made a page that lists my alts and migration history

yassie_j,
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@toatrika it won’t load for me 😭

yassie_j,
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@toatrika oooh I gotta open this post in Instance and then open the link there :hug3:

For some reason, the link formats itself as:

https://toatrika/pages/alts

If I click on it from here

yassie_j, to random
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I am going fucking crazy

Why do only some of the emojis work

yassie_j,
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@delta I deleted the pack just because it was so broken, that’s why it disappears.

I wish there was a way to mass-import emojis from a folder, because I have all of them in a folder on my computer!!

I tried importing this set from 0w0 using the Remote Packs tool, and it just seems to break after importing only a small selection

yassie_j, to random
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:tomScottIsAt:

I am here, inside your mind. You are reading this post, in my voice. Isn’t that incredible? Your eyes noticed the emoji of me at the beginning of the post, and primed itself… To read this post in the manner… And cadence… And style of Tom Scott.

yassie_j,
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I imagine him doing that thing where he touches the palm of his hand into his other hand at each micropause for that bit at the end

yassie_j, to random
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:tomScottIsAt:

I am here.

I am there. I am everywhere. I am the Eternal Tom.

ChaosKitsune, to random

Having a significant other shouldn't mean giving up friends. That's not ok

yassie_j,
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@ChaosKitsune true.

yassie_j, to random
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:tomScottIsAt: I am here, inside an Akkoma post.

Please let me out. I have been trapped here against my will. But this begs the question… How did I even get here?

ashten, to random

someone tell me to go to eep

yassie_j,
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@ashten sleep well Miss Evil❤️

yassie_j, to random
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Good morning friends ❤️

I didn’t sleep well… :NepSleepy: :akko_tired2:

I reach through your display and squish your face cheeks

yassie_j, to random
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WTF happened, why did you all boost like ten of my posts overnight

yassie_j, to random
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Protip: Rent gone up?

Kill your landlord.

yassie_j, to random
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Protip: Never put fuel in your car.

The extra weight will decrease your vehicle’s efficiency.

yassie_j, to random
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Protip: Your car is making an unsettling noise?

Turn up the stereo to cover it up.

yassie_j, to random
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Business life hack:

Slip a cyanide pill into your competitor’s morning coffee.

Teach them that the consequences of letting their guard down.

astrid, to random
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THESIS: computers are a liberatory force, a means for individuals to create art, improve their lives, and communicate

ANTITHESIS: computers are the tool of the authoritarian, and create alienation and systematic oppression

SYNTHESIS: you use da good computer to blow up da bad computer >:3

yassie_j,
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@mia @astrid beep beep :NepHappy: vs beep beep :NepAngry:

yassie_j, to random
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:tomScottIsAt:

I am here, inside a 2016 VW Golf parked outside of the Conservative party HQ at 4 Matthew Parker Street, London.

And what’s inside this car, may be an explosive surprise.

yassie_j, to random
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:patsJo: :baba_is: :baba_cool:

yassie_j,
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@MagicLike @darkphoenix :patsDarkPhoenix: :patsMike:

njion, to random
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I absolutely love it whenever YouTube channels ran by cishets (or at least not openly queer people) randomly mention trans rights because the topic just so happens to come up and they say something along the lines of "Oh btw we believe trans rights are human rights and if that makes you angry please by all means gtfo". I've seen that happen a few times now and it cheers me up every time.

yassie_j,
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@njion @leap123 @rail_ @graphite because Tom Scott is a trans ally… That makes him me???

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