GottaLaff,
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See how heartfelt they are? You can almost hear their regretful snickers, er, tears... 🤦🏻‍♀️

Via Tamar Hallerman:

Two of the apology letters in the Trump case - from Ken Chesebro and Sidney Powell and obtained by the AJC - were handwritten and just one line long.

Sidney Powell's apology: "I apologize for my actions in connection with the events in Coffee County."

pixelpusher220,

@GottaLaff When Jenna Ellis seems more sincere than you.... Hope these affect the sentencing and or bar hearings

GottaLaff,
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@pixelpusher220 I do too. My god.

mckra1g,
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@GottaLaff this is some grade A, Bart Simpson-my mom made me write this note bullshit going on. Pathetic. They aren’t sorry in the slightest. They’re sorry they got caught.

GottaLaff,
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@mckra1g They intentionally sent a big F U to everyone by doing that. I can't imagine Fani Willis will stay quiet about it

joycebell,
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@GottaLaff In the words of Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson of The Closer “Lieutenant Provenza, thank you so much for that apology. That was short, sweet and entirely insufficient.”

jmcrookston,
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@GottaLaff The goal will always be to write something that you can go back to your base and say see. I wrote garbage and they accepted it

darthstar,
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@GottaLaff What...no 500 word minimum? I was expecting something substantial like an explanation why what they did was wrong.

GottaLaff,
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@darthstar Expectations shattered…. Again.

lastres0rt,
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@GottaLaff I'm a little disappointed the lawyers involved didn't at least specify "Your letters have to be at least 140 characters."

CosmicTraveler,
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@GottaLaff F+ckers!

JanisKay,
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@GottaLaff their fingers were crossed behind their backs as they wrote them.

GottaLaff,
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@JanisKay No wonder their handwriting is so poor

JanisKay,
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GottaLaff,
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@JanisKay 😁

ivgone2far,

@GottaLaff

Two very proud graduates of the 6th grade

GottaLaff,
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@ivgone2far Too sophisticated. 3rd grade.

tshirtman,
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@GottaLaff if they wrote more, they would run the risk of accidentally confessing to more crime? 😆

But yeah, shameful.

GottaLaff,
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@tshirtman You’re right!

iju,
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@GottaLaff

While the shortness implies a lack of understanding (and the use of chosen paper hints on not valuing the message past the base function of keeping the ball rolling), I'd at least argue that handwriting makes it personal in a way that using a print-jet would not.

Every time I see a "personal" message coming from a typewriter etc. with just the signature with a pen, I assume secretary work to the point of not even reading the signed message.

spudmonkey,

@GottaLaff I've never before had the urge to bonk someone in the nose based solely on their signature before.

Chesebro has acheived that.

bronakins,
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@GottaLaff

They’re still in denial—about what they did and how corrupt, dangerous and treasonous it was. The arrogance just oozes out of these purported “letters of apology.” They are a disgrace to their profession!

GottaLaff,
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@bronakins See: Giuliani, Rudy pressers

genecowan,
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@GottaLaff @lisamelton These look like yearbook signatures from the kids who are being held back a year.

Dr_Elizabeth97,
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NFL. "I apologize for being caught." Also, I seriously thought the Chesebro apology was written by someone in middle school.

Ablebodied,

@GottaLaff Not even a "sincerely"
Pathetic 🤢

GottaLaff,
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@Ablebodied Intentionally so.

jferg,
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@GottaLaff And they probably had their fingers crossed while writing it. 🙄

GottaLaff,
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@jferg And whined because they wanted to use crayons and decorate with dried macaroni and glitter.

HardBeingGreen,
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@GottaLaff Sidney has nice handwriting

I couldn't think of anything else nice to say

GottaLaff,
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@HardBeingGreen Except she doesn't, lol

rgulick,
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@GottaLaff

Don't real apologies include an acknowledgement of regret for how people were hurt?

GottaLaff,
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@rgulick Oh so THAT'S what they should have done. Who'da thunk it?

opethminded,
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@GottaLaff I love that you can see their tear stains on the papers as they were obviously deeply contemplating a meaningful and heart-felt expression of their profound and overwhelming remorse.

GottaLaff,
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@opethminded Everything I ever thought about them was wrong! They're so kind, so compassionate!

opethminded,
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@GottaLaff You know what they say about books and covers, Laff.

GottaLaff,
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@opethminded So wise, so profound.

opethminded,
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@GottaLaff Indeed. The very hallmark of all conventional wisdom.

GottaLaff,
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@opethminded That, plus how many funny faces you can make in 30 seconds.

Osteopenia_Powers,
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@GottaLaff

AI, write me an apology that indicates I would definitely do it again.

GottaLaff,
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SpaceLifeForm,

@GottaLaff

I wonder who donated the pens.

GottaLaff,
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@SpaceLifeForm They probably wanted to use crayons.

ottaross,
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@GottaLaff I'll bet they asked if they had to be on paper or could be on a napkin in hopes of conveying additional contempt.

GottaLaff,
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@ottaross See, this is what happens when you eat paste as a child. Poor dears.

Hedgewizard,

@GottaLaff
The Cheese's handwriting is just two steps away from using little hearts to dot the letter i

GottaLaff,
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@Hedgewizard Seriously. And his "apology" matches his handwriting IQ.

heatherlynn8571,
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@GottaLaff

I have a feeling they don't regret 💩

GottaLaff,
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@heatherlynn8571 Gee, ya think? Lol

Hey_Beth,
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