Schedar,

When I was a kid I was playing with a stapler and I wondered if I could stop the staple coming out with my thumb….. I couldn’t

em2,
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I did something similar in school. Would the staple go into my finger if I push it down? Yes, yes it did.

empireOfLove,

Hahahah, that's peak kid logic right there

"Yeah this sharp staple goes right thru paper... bet my soft squishy finger can stop it tho"

TeaHands,
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When I was a kid my brother was pushing me on a roundabout at the local park. He was pushing faster and faster, and centrifugal force did its thing. I could have held on tighter, but problem was I had an ice lolly in one hand and refused to let go of it, so could only hold onto the roundabout with one hand.

And that is how I ended up face down in the dirt, holding this lolly above my head because even in the crucial moment I prioritised it over protecting my face, and with a fake front tooth for the rest of my life.

pancake,

This but using my head (almost broke my neck lol).

RoaringSilence,
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Soldering iron with needle tip, hot and full of tin. Power plug stuck in the extension cord connector.

Took the iron pointing towards me in the right hand together with the cord plug and pulled ......... Plug suddenly came free and the hot iron tip stuck in my left arm.

Pulled it out and it was clean, hole in the arm filled with tin residues. Didn't hurt to much because nerves were dead around the hole.

Went straight to the hospital, took 3 weeks and a lot of cleaning to get the wound clean.

empireOfLove,

Jesus. That's pretty bad. That kind of metal is real bad to get into your bloodstream.

At least its self-cauterizing, I guess!

RoaringSilence,
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self-cauterizing

Exactly, that's the word I was looking for.

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