Everyone with your exact job title in your industry vanishes, how long until awful things happen?

I’m a support engineer for dental software. So difficult issues won’t get immediate resolutions, and instead development will actually have to fix things because offices will be crying at them for a fix instead of at me.

But the world won’t end.

Jourei,

Production planner here. Eventually you will notice that things are done inefficiently, not in a sensible order or timely manner. It’s gonna be really annoying but the world won’t collapse.

atrielienz,

I’m just gonna say right away. I’m pretty confident that’s true. Way too many weapons guidance systems, radar, communications, and sensors involved.

LaunchesKayaks,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

I’m a help desk technician… so immediately.

wheeldawg,

Plan ahead with aggressive demands to turn it off and on again. Good PR be damned.

LaunchesKayaks,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

I could always just set all 1300 computers to reboot on their own in the middle of the night and then schedule and email to send the next day lol

peasinspace,

within a few hours. water and wastewater don’t treat themselves. water would stop coning out of taps. wastewater would back up into people’s homes and without a way to deal with it the environment would go to shit.

damn this makes me feel like i might be doing something important. i should be paid more

Bytemeister,

People would die as X-rays and medical devices stop working. The power and communication grids would go down. Everyone’s financial and personal data would be compromised. No one can make any purchases, because credit carding systems stop working. Cash is no longer accepted because no one knows how to do the math to make change anymore. Humanity would be in a stone age in less than 3 days.

IT helps desk.

ptrckstr,

Software might actually stop developing new bugs. People will stop getting frustrated with technology, and world peace will happen.

Nocuras,

Social Worker, so maybe some parts of society would come crashing down at first but maybe turn out for the better in the long run. More specifically, working in a hospital currently, helping set up support structures for after the patient is discharged. Maybe we’d end up with people staying in hospitals for longer or visiting more frequently, could be a big hit to our Healthcare system, could force some much needed changes.

ericbomb,

So is your thought that social workers are like a band aid that hospitals use?

“We don’t need to worry about how patient feels, social worker has that covered.”

Nocuras,

Just a heads up, I work in Germany. There’s a couple different interests involved. Most patients don’t want to stay in the hospital for longer than needed (for various reasons, e.g. loved ones at home or less people around in general…), even if they can afford it financially. Then there’s the hospital that can only bill the insurance for a certain amount per diagnosis. Also every free bed means another patient we can take care of that might need treatment more than the one we could discharge if only he had a caretaker at home. So by helping patients organize treatments and care after they are discharged we help the patients directly but also the hospital financially and future patients indirectly. The sad part is that it takes a lot of effort to find a caretaker, organize treatments etc. So much so that many relatives or friends of patients aren’t able to do it and hand it off to the professionals. It would be these relatives and friends rioting if all of a sudden this burden would be back on them and the still sick patient. So to sum it up I might feel like a bandaid because our system has made it so hard for the laypeople to do what should be more easy.

BilboBargains,

The automatically controlled systems in cars will go to the dogs. They’re already at the door as it is. I guess we could cycle to work, might be a good thing.

frontporchtreat,

GIS (Geographic Information Systems) Specialist. If you got rid of just the specialists you probably be fine. The techs, analysts, and admins could hold things together. If all of the GIS experts disappeared all together we would probably start getting hungry pretty quick, and the US military would get a lot shittier. basically, anything that relies on a geolocation is kinda screwed. Lots of it has actually been automated so we might be fine for a bit.

Abel,
@Abel@lemmy.nerdcore.social avatar

It sounds very good not to have any Unemployed people, but the more you think about it the more dystopian it gets.

TootSweet,

Software Engineer. Things might improve, actually.

SpaceNoodle,

There are applications where we actually have to adhere to standards.

TootSweet,

Yeah, my post was mostly tongue-in-cheek. (I used to be the official-ish PCI guy where I worked, so I know about the standards to which you refer.) But at the same time, if software engineers didn’t exist, we soon wouldn’t have NFTs or DRM on cars, coffee makers, and garage doors or secret TV signals for spying on you via your smartphone etc.

SpaceNoodle,

You don’t know what standard I’m talking about.

You also have no idea how much of your daily life relies on software.

TootSweet,

You’re not taking what I’ve been saying the way I meant it.

SpaceNoodle,

Maybe actually say what you mean.

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

Thousands of deaths within seconds. Airline pilot

scytale,

Commercial? How’s your job? Just curious coming from someone who once wanted to be a pilot.

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

Happiness depends heavily on where in the world you are employed by which airline and what you make of it with your personal attitude. The spectrum of work/life balance is huge and payment can range from negative (pay us to allow you to fly for us) to big bucks (who has the time to spend this much?). Different labour rights in different countries like being fired and deported on a whim or strong unions and rights that protect you almost no matter what. How much free time do you have? Both at destination and at home, what is more important for whom? I had to retire due to a brain cancer diagnosis. So medical stuff is another slippery slope. Back pains? Migranes? You’re on your way out. I loved the job though. I was flexible enough to not be bothered by last minute changes to my flight roster or irregular sleep schedules. Not having kids and a stay-at-home wife helped with that as well. (If your partner works as well, the time you actually see each other can get scarce.) This also applies to friends. Wanna go out with me on a Friday? Should have told me two months ago so I could have requested off days… you get the idea.

ericbomb,

Would auto pilot not keep them in the air for awhile?

I’m not saying it’ll be okay, just wouldn’t it be more of a creeping dread as panicked flight staff would call air traffic control for help? Then they would be in utter disarray and overwhelmed trying to guide hundreds of planes to land without an experienced pilot? Maybe a few would have retired pilots on board that with a bit of guidance from air traffic they could land…

yokonzo,

Yeah but as soon as they get in the flight seat they would blip out of existence. Also I’m not sure but would anyone even be able to open the doors?

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

En-route nothing would happen for a while correct. Plane goes on as long as it has a programmed route to follow and fuel to stay in the air. But keep in mind that, around the planet, thousands of airplanes are about to land right now. Landings are like 95% flown manually so if all those are suddenly empty in the cockpit they’ll crash pretty much immediately.

PseudoSpock,
@PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Basically the slow death Twitter has been experiencing, but across all of tech.

charonn0,
@charonn0@startrek.website avatar

I’m an apartment building superintendent, meaning I live in the same building that I manage.

Whether it’s a water leak, fire alarm, someone having a medical crisis, or something else, I’m usually called for an emergency of one kind or another at least once every 48 hours. In theory, someone could die if paramedics are delayed by a locked door or the fire department doesn’t know which units have elderly/disabled people who need evacuation assistance.

UsernameLost,

I’m a project manager, so kind of a mixed bag. Some things will go off without a hitch, maybe even faster. Others will fall to pieces from a logistics and budgetary aspect. Loads of toilets will be gold plated and encrusted in diamonds

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