TehBamski,
@TehBamski@lemmy.world avatar

1 Lemmy

Sleepydeepyweepy,

My 3.4lb rabbit recently decided I am not a threat and started chilling in the middle of my walkway at night. She now takes multiple shoves to make move. So, not a bunny

(This took years of work on trust I am mostly bragging my bunny loves me)

Duamerthrax,

I’ve tackled and held in a headlock adolescent black Angus bulls.

FluffyPotato,

None, I would think how bad I felt if I hurt the cute furry friend, then tried to pet them instead and get mauled.

FartsWithAnAccent,
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

A blue whale, as long as we’re on land.

ShittyRedditWasBetter,

Big dogs+

Around that 100+ lbs size and things study getting dicey.

FluffyPotato,

Most big dogs start at 100 pounds and are like up to 250 pounds.

ShittyRedditWasBetter,

👍

ohlaph,

Probably a fainting goat.

swordsmanluke,

Most beasts under 80 lbs. Over 80 lbs, it’s gonna be on a case by case basis. 90 lb sloth, no problem. 81 lb wolf, …problem.

The biggest animal I feel confident in is an 800 lb human. Huge, but that fucker’s gonna be exhausted ten seconds into the fight.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Just be careful he doesn’t roll onto you.

BobbyNevada,

I tried to scream, but my mouth was full of flab.

FleetingTit, (edited )
@FleetingTit@feddit.de avatar

Just run around them until they collapse.

pdxfed,

Rule one: cardio

MooseBoys,

By mass or dimensional extent? If the latter, Japanese Spider Crab (12ft wide). If the former, a large dairy cow (2400lbs).

EddoWagt,

I think you underestimate the strength of a cow

Anticorp,

I think you have greatly underestimated how heavily into the “find out” spectrum cows are in the “fuck around” context.

MooseBoys,

Would I be able to kill it without being injured? Of course not. Would I be able to kill it without being killed? I think so.

Azal,

I agree with above on underestimating what is effectively an economy car that can decide to hate you and is far better at being able to parallel park on top of your body if you’re going in without a weapon.

itsdavetho,

I’ve never considered that cows pretty much just decide not to hate us Thanks for the fun insight into cow psychology

Rubanski,

They can never know what we do to their peers

Pyr_Pressure,

Barehands? I’d find it difficult to believe if anyone could manage that. You’d have to choke the thing out which means holding on as it bucks around. Even professional cowboys have trouble doing that and they don’t have to focus on choking the cow.

Maybe if you could sneak up on it while it’s sleeping and could use a rock or something. Doubt bare hands though.

MooseBoys,

Doubt bare hands though

Fingers into the eye sockets

Murais,
@Murais@lemmy.one avatar

Sunfish.

They are enormous wastes of flesh and evolutionary effort.

shinigamiookamiryuu,

A giant squid. It would have to be on land though (you never said we had to do it in their natural habitat).

PetDinosaurs,
Starb3an,

Dove. Sometimes when your shot isn’t accurate enough you have to put the little buggers out of their misery.

Lemminary, (edited )

Definitely not a cat. I have cats and he wanted to go ballistic on me when I tried to get him off the window ledge when there was another cat outside. I had to push him off with a broom or risk losing an eye even though his nails are trimmed. He’s lovely otherwise, I swear.

CaptainPedantic,

I can’t believe how strong my 8 lb cat is. It took both me and my wife to hold her when the vet was examining her. It doesn’t help that cats are slippery and have noodle bones.

ShittyRedditWasBetter,

You can take on a house cat. If it comes down to you or then, and we’re talking for real, you’re going to be able to hurt that cat. You’ll get scratched up, but you can kill it.

Lemminary,

I was only exaggerating to be amusing

Nioxic,

On land?

A seal or penguin

OceanSoap,

They’re both pretty slippery though.

PR_freak,

Seals are bad motherfuckers

thelastknowngod,

Definitely something smaller than a grasshopper… Lost that fight a few days ago.

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