What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

Kerrigor, 7 months ago

The galaxy is in Orion's bell...

Traegs, 7 months ago

The line is “the galaxy is on Orion’s belt”

The alien couldn’t think of the word “collar”

MajorHavoc, 7 months ago

It’s actually cut off at “bell” the first time before it passes out. It manages “belt” later.

Traegs, 7 months ago

youtu.be/aJCCUdK7PiU?si=sqOTYxKWQgvNX3pc

Kerrigor, 7 months ago

It's only "bell", the entire plot of the movie is that they think he couldn't manage to finish saying "belt", but had actually finished

Traegs, 7 months ago

youtu.be/aJCCUdK7PiU?si=sqOTYxKWQgvNX3pc

Aviandelight, 7 months ago

I had a very stodgy surgeon and I actually got a laugh out of him. He checked in with me pre surgery and as he was leaving said he would see me in the OR and I was like I hope I don’t see you (meaning I hoped the anesthesia worked). No one else got what I meant except for him and he had a genuine chuckle.

Window_Error_Noises, 7 months ago

This gives me a sense of satisfaction by proxy.

tacosplease, 7 months ago

I said “Yeah. You’ll see me.”

balderdash9, 7 months ago

Good luck on the surgery OP

Zellith, 7 months ago

I admit. I just pictured them lying on the operating table about to be knocked out for surgery with them saying "Good luck on the surgery" to the surgeons.

But seriously! Best of luck op!

DogMuffins, 7 months ago

I can’t decide whether it’s appropriate to say good luck & God speed.

intensely_human, 6 months ago

“Who’s making toast?”

RizzRustbolt, 7 months ago

“In case anything happens, I brought my mummification tools just in case.”

Etterra, 7 months ago

If anything goes wrong, tell my wife that I forgot to do the laundry.

Colour_me_triggered, 7 months ago

“I usually prefer isoflurane, but I’ll take a hit of this” only works if they don’t use isoflurane.

“So this was what it was like for my victims” if you want to go dark.

captain_aggravated, 7 months ago

I actually did this one.

I was having my wisdom teeth removed. I was like 23. The anesthesiologist was a cute little blonde chick. Apparently the last thing I said before I went under was “Man this girl is a real…knockout…”

I didn’t get her number.

Taringano, 7 months ago

Make comments unrelated to your actual procedure.

“hope the transplant goes well.” / “really looking forward to this m to f transition”

Mrkawfee, 7 months ago

“Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast”

LEONHART, 7 months ago

This. This is the one.

(Long live Ace Rimmer.)

bradorsomething, 7 months ago

“This could be a software problem, can we try turning me off and on again?”

ohlaph, 7 months ago

Man, that’s rough, fingers crossed for you yo!!!

Also, “I’ll see you in there.”

Daft_ish, 7 months ago

I only know when you wake up you ask, “what year is it.” If you can manage it.

null, 7 months ago

OP – can you please come back after the surgery and let us know that you’re okay?

phoenixz, 7 months ago

Yeah, as funny as this is, it would be even funnier if you got back

Treczoks, 7 months ago

I know where the gold is!