What is your lemmy superpower?
Mine is people insult me by pointing out my username but I am immune having been the one who chose it.
sincle354, Mine is infinite ADHD moments where I aim to expel as much information for the internet as possible. I have been accused of typing like ChatGPT. I can and will link to Wikipedia with reckless abandon and use parentheses (with reckless abandon).
thisbenzingring, Just once, I think you should try to use some cautious abandon. Just to change it up a bit.
Rhynoplaz, What’s that? Abandon caution? Done!
rynzcycle, Lurking... Wait crap!!
Kolanaki, 
Omnipresence.
I’m in every thread on every post.
kratoz29, Are you the God of Lemmy?
Rhynoplaz, Read the post, checked the name, and recognized it instantly. Can confirm.
BiggestBulb, Somehow, people always reply very rudely regardless of my tone lol. I could be saying "we need to stop global warming" and there'll be someone like "We ALSO need to REVERSE it dumbass". Like, this has happened too much, people are way too defensive and will take any chance possible to "one-up" each other
nailoC5, It’s always someone else’s fault with you lol.
BiggestBulb, (edited ) In that case, can you point to the specific comments of mine that show that so I can work on myself?
Edit: oh I get it, that went right over my head lol
technomad, CALM DOWN, WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT THEM!!!
(hahaha, lol, roflcopter)
Holyginz, I missed people using roflcopter more lol
technomad, I DON’T!
(sorry, I was still amped up from earlier)
kn33, (I feel like you missed the joke)
BiggestBulb, I definitely did lol, I realized later on
phanto, Mine is misreading usernames and thinking someone who posted this was an insane carp or cod.
NorthWestWind, 
Oh my cod
safesyrup, First time in london in summer 2022. this fish n chips shop called „oh my cod“ near us was fantastic. Thank you for bringing up this memory :D
witty_username, Mine is that my username is witty
Pratai, That it is.
Bishma, 
I teach people that emoji are valid characters in Lemmy usernames.
Sabata11792, 
I didn't read the article, I'm just here to shitpost, complain about life, or be mentally ill in the comments.
lvxferre, 
Mine is long rants about irrelevant shit.
snooggums, 
Irrelevant to the unwashed masses.
OpenStars, 
Haha your username is… kinda cool actually.:-D
PP_BOY_, 
I have the power to be a Theocratic Fascist or and most left-wing Arachnocommunist depending on who I’m arguing with. I don’t know how it works either
herrcaptain, Is an arachnocommunist someone who advocates for spiders to collectively own the means of production?
SatansMaggotyCumFart, Most of the time I see you putting up badly researched and argued bad faith positions.
Daft_ish, What exactly is a cumfart?
SatansMaggotyCumFart, If you’re over the age of consent I can show you.
Spider89, I am. Show me.
Daft_ish, Sowy mister I dwont thwink thas a gwood idwheel.
HipsterTenZero, 
A-Arachnocommunism?! That sounds way more intense than your garden variety feline communism!
ComradePorkRoll, I can trace every problem back to capitalism.
Pratai, That’s like, 75% of lemmy.
helmet91, I respect everyone’s wrong opinion.
Blaze, 
I have too many alts
owatnext, 
My antipower is my inability to dedicate the time I want to here. Uni and work keep me too busy. I wish I could keep my community here more active. )=
Daft_ish, Did you remove your upvote? You crazy.
owatnext, Yes, I don’t deserve an upvote from myself, of course I agree with me and think I contribute to the conversation.
Daft_ish, Here’s one on me; but really that’s your superpower.
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