thefartographer, I take pictures and I fart
victorz, Gastrimager
GregorTacTac, Who doesn’t?
thefartographer, Well well, look who has a particularly talented nephew. If they can do such a great job, then why’d you even ask a fartographer in the first place??? Quit trying to low-ball the professionals out of the business!
Microplasticbrain, I got plastic in my brain 🧠
GregorTacTac, We all do ):
iturnedintoanewt, (edited ) Well…
https://media.tenor.com/images/5bff05c4e00e7478e47f829c527e5475/tenor.gif
Edit: seems my gif doesn’t load?
Edit2:Thanks!
kersploosh, You need an exclamation point at the front, and no spaces in the brackets. Like this:
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sharkfucker420, Did you get better?
GregorTacTac, Apparently he did!
vynlwombat, I had a screensaver in the late 90’s that made random but grammatically correct sentences. One sentence said “I once was a vinyl wombat”
GregorTacTac, Does that screensaver still exist? I need it.
HotDogFingies, I am an idiot.
GregorTacTac, Understandably so
GregorTacTac, I was playing a silly game online and I was so good at it I was basically stomping other players. Tac tac is how we describe the sound of walking loudly in Slovene (there are other ways to describe it: lomastiti, topotati…) and so I combined my name (Gregor) with tac tac and GregorTacTac became my username almost everywere.
PopcornPrincess, I like popcorn and may or may not be royalty…
TheSpermWhale, Well, let me tell you a little story
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea…
SuckMyWang, That’s more in depth than my story
AnAustralianPhotographer, Isn’t there a bypass there now?
PopcornPrincess, 42!!!
waterbogan, Was my reddit username for ten years. When I joined reddit it was through the swimming sub, looking for info on waterproof MP3 players so I could swim laps while listening to AC/DC, Iron Maiden, Slayer, etc etc. I’m a bogan that swim laps pretty much every day… therefore waterbogan
ShadowCatEXE, My cat’s name is Shadow. I do a lot of techy things, so “EXE” felt like a cool thing to add. “ShadowEXE” doesn’t flow as much as “ShadowCatEXE”. I also have alt names with DLL instead of EXE, but it’s not as cool.
nonfuinoncuro, I’m surprised you just admitted to being a windows user so easily
ShadowCatEXE, I do love me a Linux machine, but most of my time is spent in Windows for work… No escape, unfortunately. Plus EXE is easily recognizable from most people, so it just made sense.
GolfNovemberUniform, I think mine is kinda obvious but in case it isn’t, it’s “GNU” in the International Radiotelephony Spelling Alphabet. I got it because I like aviation and Linux… and also because I’m too autistic to get a more normal one
0x30507DE, Combined a few numbers that are meaningful to me, turned it into hex, and here we are.
Twinklebreeze, A fairy name generator.
UnrepententProcrastinator, I have plans to find a better one.
paddirn, That sounds kind of repentant, that’s not very on-brand.
UnrepententProcrastinator, I’m not sorry.
Oderus, Huge fan of GWAR and always used their lead singers name for online accounts.
Noel_Skum, Can’t wait until some internet rando types “GWAR” into a search engine and watches a video… fantastic.
Oderus, Easily my favourite band. Seen them in concert many times and it never gets old.
RIP Brockie
Noel_Skum, By all accounts Brockie had an epic send off. The band did him proud.
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