thefartographer,

I take pictures and I fart

victorz,

Gastrimager

GregorTacTac,
@GregorTacTac@lemm.ee avatar

Who doesn’t?

thefartographer,

Well well, look who has a particularly talented nephew. If they can do such a great job, then why’d you even ask a fartographer in the first place??? Quit trying to low-ball the professionals out of the business!

Microplasticbrain,

I got plastic in my brain 🧠

GregorTacTac,
@GregorTacTac@lemm.ee avatar

We all do ):

iturnedintoanewt, (edited )

Well…

https://media.tenor.com/images/5bff05c4e00e7478e47f829c527e5475/tenor.gif

Edit: seems my gif doesn’t load?

Edit2:Thanks!

kersploosh,
@kersploosh@sh.itjust.works avatar

You need an exclamation point at the front, and no spaces in the brackets. Like this:
![](url goes here)

sharkfucker420,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Did you get better?

GregorTacTac,
@GregorTacTac@lemm.ee avatar

Apparently he did!

vynlwombat,

I had a screensaver in the late 90’s that made random but grammatically correct sentences. One sentence said “I once was a vinyl wombat”

GregorTacTac,
@GregorTacTac@lemm.ee avatar

Does that screensaver still exist? I need it.

HotDogFingies,
HotDogFingies avatar

I am an idiot.

GregorTacTac,
@GregorTacTac@lemm.ee avatar

Understandably so

GregorTacTac,
@GregorTacTac@lemm.ee avatar

I was playing a silly game online and I was so good at it I was basically stomping other players. Tac tac is how we describe the sound of walking loudly in Slovene (there are other ways to describe it: lomastiti, topotati…) and so I combined my name (Gregor) with tac tac and GregorTacTac became my username almost everywere.

PopcornPrincess,

I like popcorn and may or may not be royalty…

TheSpermWhale,
@TheSpermWhale@lemmy.world avatar

Well, let me tell you a little story

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea…

SuckMyWang,

That’s more in depth than my story

AnAustralianPhotographer,

Isn’t there a bypass there now?

PopcornPrincess,

42!!!

waterbogan,

Was my reddit username for ten years. When I joined reddit it was through the swimming sub, looking for info on waterproof MP3 players so I could swim laps while listening to AC/DC, Iron Maiden, Slayer, etc etc. I’m a bogan that swim laps pretty much every day… therefore waterbogan

ShadowCatEXE,
@ShadowCatEXE@lemmy.world avatar

My cat’s name is Shadow. I do a lot of techy things, so “EXE” felt like a cool thing to add. “ShadowEXE” doesn’t flow as much as “ShadowCatEXE”. I also have alt names with DLL instead of EXE, but it’s not as cool.

nonfuinoncuro,

I’m surprised you just admitted to being a windows user so easily

ShadowCatEXE,
@ShadowCatEXE@lemmy.world avatar

I do love me a Linux machine, but most of my time is spent in Windows for work… No escape, unfortunately. Plus EXE is easily recognizable from most people, so it just made sense.

GolfNovemberUniform,

I think mine is kinda obvious but in case it isn’t, it’s “GNU” in the International Radiotelephony Spelling Alphabet. I got it because I like aviation and Linux… and also because I’m too autistic to get a more normal one

0x30507DE,
@0x30507DE@lemmy.world avatar

Combined a few numbers that are meaningful to me, turned it into hex, and here we are.

Twinklebreeze,

A fairy name generator.

UnrepententProcrastinator,

I have plans to find a better one.

paddirn,

That sounds kind of repentant, that’s not very on-brand.

UnrepententProcrastinator,

I’m not sorry.

Oderus,

Huge fan of GWAR and always used their lead singers name for online accounts.

Noel_Skum,

Can’t wait until some internet rando types “GWAR” into a search engine and watches a video… fantastic.

Oderus,

Easily my favourite band. Seen them in concert many times and it never gets old.

RIP Brockie

Noel_Skum,

By all accounts Brockie had an epic send off. The band did him proud.

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