verity_kindle,
@verity_kindle@lemmy.world avatar

Maps. Lots of laminated maps of North Africa and the Middle East. Every time I run low on silver pennies to pay my palm frond air conditioner, I sell one more map.

rmuk,

They’re going to be pissed off when they can’t find this Argleton place, though.

satanmat,

Sell a hand drawn COPY of the map.

theodewere,
theodewere avatar

i'd fill it up with a variety of bulk spices

lvxferre,
@lvxferre@mander.xyz avatar

…that’s an amazing idea.

Let’s go further - seeds for modern crops that grow well in the Mediterranean. We didn’t spend thousands of years selecting them for nothing.

m0darn,

Tomatos potatos and corn

hperrin,

Probably mostly medical supplies. I don’t want to die of a stubbed toe.

xePBMg9,

You and everyone you interact with will probably get very sick. Neither of you will be resistant to each others germs. Maybe you will set off another plague. Probably. I’m not an expert.

hperrin,

Hence the medical supplies. Antibiotics, painkillers, antiseptic, bleach, etc.

nokturne213,

A towel. Maybe some peanuts.

Nemo,

A hoopy frood right here.

tiredofsametab,

Antibiotics. All of the antibiotics. Textbooks, dictionary, precious metals, etc.

Blackout,
Blackout avatar

Gray's Sports Almanac 1950-2000.

bionicjoey,

Just wait 1950 years and you’ll be rich

Igloojoe,

Buy bitcoin in 100AD…

Alexstarfire,

1 gun and as much ammo as I can carry. I’m gonna need to get some people to work for me if I want to survive.

_Sprite,
@_Sprite@lemmy.world avatar

It better be a solid revolver and your aim better be on point because if that thing jams or you miss too many times you’re gonna get rocked, literally.

Alexstarfire,

I’m a gambling man. I’ll take those odds. Better than the odds of me making it as a farmer.

DeVaolleysAdVocate,

Can I order these goods from our time travling agent? Maybe a pocket electron microscope, a bunch of capsule corp products, sanitation pills, maybe the bugout bag of some rich future CEO near the end of capitalism

lvxferre,
@lvxferre@mander.xyz avatar

If I’m going to be transported to the European peninsula too, besides time travelling, I’d want at least:

  • my laptop. Download everything from multiple Wikipedias, including the Italian one for good measure. (Why Italian? Largest Wikipedia in a Romance language that I’m proficient with.)
  • some charger for the above. I don’t even mind if manual.
  • Latin vocabulary printed book. I can speak some but I’m not proficient in the language.
  • Some silver and gold. Money back in Roman times was still based on the value of the coins. And money never hurts.
  • Clothes carefully prepared to not look Roman, but typical enough from the times. The idea is to pass as a cultured barbarian from a tribe that is too far away from Rome to bother.
Nicarlo,

Power has yet to be invented. Once your laptop dies it becomes uselesss. Batteries deteriorate over time and without the latest security patches you’ll definitely get infected sooner rather than later.

ProperlyProperTea,

No need to worry, those security patches would be millennia ahead of any contemporaneous trojans.

muse,
muse avatar

Yeah you gotta watch out for those ancient roman black hats. Or togas.

lvxferre,
@lvxferre@mander.xyz avatar

Tunicae? “Per Hercle, tunicae nigrae sunt diri - computatrum meum inuaserunt! Merda!” doesn’t sound too bad.

null,

without the latest security patches you’ll definitely get infected sooner rather than later

By what?

superduperenigma,

Trojan Horse virus

lvxferre,
@lvxferre@mander.xyz avatar

Power has yet to be invented. Once your laptop dies it becomes uselesss.

That’s why I mentioned a charger in the following line.

Batteries deteriorate over time

Sure, that is a concern. For a few years later; the idea is to at least have at hand some knowledge to translate into Latin and put into useful applications.

Also, remember that electricity can be produced with a bar of copper, a bar of iron, and some acid. Such as vinegar or even citrus.

and without the latest security patches you’ll definitely get infected sooner rather than later.

Yeah, because Mark Anthony will totally send me files like cleopatrahotpix.jpg.exe [/sarcasm]

berryjam,

Take a solar charger, problem solved

jaschen,

You’re going to need medicine. Penicillin for sure.

lvxferre,
@lvxferre@mander.xyz avatar

Penicillin might be a good idea, but once you set up some simple electricity production, you can generate bleach (electrolyse brine, then input the chlorine back into solution; discard the hydrogen). Being able to bleach your water is huge.

jaschen,

Unless you accidentally get wood splinter and die of gangrene.

DdCno1,

I find it uncanny just how close this reply is to an idle thought I've had for many years.

Kbin_space_program,

My university level math, physics, statics/dynamics and strength+materials textbooks.

xia,

A latin/english dictionary.

Adderbox76,

Enough gold valuables to cover my funeral expenses since our bodies aren’t capable of handling the bacteria in the water and food back then and we’d be dead in a week.

Cypher,

Literally none of the bacteria would be resistant strains.

You could just bring some penicillin instead of gold and actually survive.

CherenkovBlue,

And, you know, boil the water. Or bring chlorine tablets or a water filter.

Bizarroland,
Bizarroland avatar

And build up a tolerance by slowly adulterating your filtered water with unfiltered water

Cypher,

Or just make a simple activated charcoal and UV filter and actually enjoy clean water

dezorderly,

9mm handgun with the rest of the backpack full of ammo. I'd be a god.

_Sprite,
@_Sprite@lemmy.world avatar

I’m either gonna bring a bunch of ‘For Dummies’ books to speed up development and get executed or make a fortune selling meth and get executed

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Lol … Roman Empire collapses 300 years before it’s time because of a meth crisis.

papalonian,

The hilarious thing about the meth idea is that they’d run out and be centuries behind on having any clue as to how to get more.

Unless those “For Dummies” books have expanded their catalogue since I’ve last looked.

ivanafterall,
ivanafterall avatar

Why not sell psychedelics and change history?

_Sprite,
@_Sprite@lemmy.world avatar

Turning Ceaser and his forces into tweakers won’t change history?

800XL,

they probably would have conquered the New World too.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

They would have conquered the New World … in their minds!!!

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Then by the late Middle Ages we would have had the Holy Roman Pharmaceutical Corporation.

gregorum,

Psychedelics were pretty common back then. However, they were mostly used in religious ceremonies.

satanmat,

And a copy of the army improvised weapons manuals.

Jump start military tech by 1000 years or so right quick

lvxferre,
@lvxferre@mander.xyz avatar

Six weights of charcoal, one of brimstone, and one of saltpetre. Done, you already advanced military tech by 800 years.

Lenny,

Portable power supply

Portable dvd player

Portable display

Bluetooth speakers

A copy of Morbius on dvd

PraiseTheSoup,

it’s morbin’ time!

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