zendao42, 8 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith
I'll take the cheese but pass on the booze

eccentriccog, 8 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith What? No kimchi, sauerkraut, pickles, kefir, yogurt, or kombucha?
There's a great book called "Our Fermented Life" that's 1 part history 1 part cookbook. You get homework for each chapter 🤤

shreegupta, 8 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith damm.. I miss cheese that's why alcohol ate my liver

nitpicking, 8 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith No yogurt?

f4grx, 8 months ago

@nitpicking @ZachWeinersmith and no kimchi.

deorcsceadu, 8 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith There is cheesewine. It's called "fondue".

mistersql, 8 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith Oh vomit..... I mean, it is predigested, so it's on the menu for this diet

ned, 8 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith

Wine and Cheese. Can't argue with that. 🤷​

ptoothfish, 8 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith they make gutrot vodka out of cheese by-products… that’s your cheesewine

then there’s kumis… but i think that’s made “instead” of cheese, not as well as

GreenSkyOverMe, 8 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith Image description:
Two women and cheese.
DO YOU WANT SOME CHEESE?
OMYGOD I LOVE PRE-DIGESTED FOODS!
WHAT?
MOST FOOD IS A SCAM. WHY WASTE MY PRECIOUS GASTRIC JUICES ON ANYTHING CRUNCHY OR TOUGH OR FIBROUS?
NO, IT'S GOTTA BE A LIQUIDY BYPRODUCT OF BACTERIAL ENZYMES OR I AM RESTIN' THIS INTESTINE.
THAT'S JUST WEIRD.
I EXCLUSIVELY CONSUME ALCOHOL AND CHEESE.
AND YET...

dylanmorgan, 8 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith too bad you couldn’t end on “restin’ this intestine,” that’s some excellent wordplay.

The_Tim, 8 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith I think honey fits that diet too. Mmm, delicious bee-vomit…

jhertzli, 8 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith Doesn't bread count?

LouisIngenthron, 8 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith No way. You'd die if you only ate alcohol and cheese. Need to add some pickles and yogurt.

tetraodon, 8 months ago

@LouisIngenthron @ZachWeinersmith kimchi and sauerkraut definitely qualify

dinozombie, 8 months ago

@ZachWeinersmith "restin' this intestine" is my new favorite phrase