Anticorp, Worm Pros: psychoactive spice that allows you to see the future and control the universe with enormous wealth and power.
Crack0n7uesday, Giant Worm…
Pros: The spice
Cons: lifelong addiction to the spice.
CrayonRosary, I have never in my life seen as much pet hair in a house as in my sister’s from her Great Pyrenees mix.
LazaroFilm, 
The dog’s con is a pro to me. First it’s fun to train your dog. Second you can train them to do cool shit.
The worm’s con could also be a pro. The real con should be: will ruin your back yard.
Patches, Dogs also ruin your backyard. That Mfer has dug 30 or 40 holes 1ft deep 3ft across in the last 6 months alone.
LazaroFilm, That’s because you don’t do enough of the training part.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, 
If you dug enough holes yourself your dog wouldn’t need to
Xerxos, Fucking worm? Is this the Dune cup all over again?
can, Also dogs: fur everywhere
hazardous_area, My cats could join this club
agent_flounder, 
Giant fucking worm
How is this a con?!
RizzRustbolt, It’s not.
SHAI-HULUUD!
FilthyShrooms, Hope you’re ready to spend thousands per month on food
msage, You missed the ‘highly self sufficient’ part
whenigrowup356, Nah, it’ll find food no problem. The legal liabilities are the real kicker.
GrymEdm, (edited ) Giant Worm
- Pros: Produces mind-altering spice that will enable travel across the galaxy. You’ll smell time and hear math.
- Cons: Everyone is going to be all up in your business forever because of that spice. Also you’ll become a worm.
ElmarsonTheThird, Pro: his coming cleanses the world
Stamau123, Cons: your skin is not your own
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, Cons: It’s really just the larval form and eventually you’ll end up with shriekers and ass-blasters.
niktemadur, How many times do I have to say it people, jeez… you’re only in danger of becoming a worm if you have sandtrout. Once past that stage, they cannot stick to your skin.
balderdash9, Can’t ride your dog across the desert. Believe me, I’ve tried
NakariLexfortaine, Did said dog have a name?
This might effect things.
klemptor, 
It’s name was Horse.
agent_flounder, I mean you can, just not all the way.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, But they can pull you across the Arctic.
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