Fades, It’s not like they’re gonna eat it, so yeah?
squiblet, 
It's a beet.
metaStatic,
OmenAtom, Lets just hope they still romaine friends
MacNCheezus, 
Lettuce come together and pray for peas.
Kolanaki, 
Vegans don’t know kung fu.
They know To Fu.
AlligatorBlizzard, Tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, That I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fucking scared of him.
FoundTheVegan, 
Tell your boyfriend if he STILL has beef that over time it's gonna give him heart disease.
RickRussell_CA, 
Oh, this is beyond meat, I assure you.
ourob, Impossible.
FunderPants, When two vegans lose their tempeh they call it a sprout. You’ve probably heard it before, it sounds like “soy, you avin a sprout?”. But don’t worry, eventually they’ll make peas.
markstos, No.
xantoxis, Well since beef is not to be desired, sure, why not
treble, 
Later, we can make amends with a boof.
agamemnonymous, 
To overcome the beef, you squash it
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