Staying up and "bingeing" Starfield "literally saved" this player's life
A Starfield player has credited the sci-fi game with saving their life after they stayed up late to play it and was awa…
Potatos_are_not_friends, This is so dumb. I’m excited for Starfield but you can replace this with anything.
A “furious masterbaster credits new weird fetish with saving their life…”
EvilMonkeySlayer, Man carrying out autoerotic asphyxiation saves self after staying up late to get that sexual high.
"I can't believe that in my oxygen deprived sexual high as I strangled myself that I'd spot that fire" said the man.
Brokensilence410, He probably was going to play somethingzp during that time. I wouldn’t credit it to Starfield necessarily
FooBarrington, The user themselves said they wouldn’t have been awake normally. Why do you think they are lying?
Crashumbc, Everybody lies…
FooBarrington, Since everyone lies, I can assume you’re lying.
Crashumbc, It’s a TV show quote. But one that’s actually fairly accurate. The problem is you never know when or what they’re lying about…
FooBarrington, Okay, then I’ll keep assuming you’re lying :)
Crashumbc, Good! That makes you easier to manipulate :)
FooBarrington, Lalalalalalalala lie lie lie 🎵
Lalalalalalalala lie lie lie 🎶
CreativeCider, Tldr: a fire broke out. He noticed soon. The end
ReddsWay, Doing God’s work, friend.
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Sharpiemarker, Think I’ll have that nap now
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