It's important for us to keep perspective...
Daft_ish, This man is on the fast track to congress.
fne8w2ah, Okay then boomer.
Xtallll, 
“America is the greatest country in America” is a bold claim in the face of the Rhythm Nation.
MacNCheezus, 
Okay boomer, let’s get you back to your TV.
LemmyKnowsBest, How is it possible that slaves from the 1700s are on the internet posting to Twitter?
more impressive than the fact he claims to have survived capitalism slavery, We should be more impressed that he’s immortal and nearly 300 years old.
EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, 
And I had to walk, uphill, both ways!
Brickhead92, In the snow without shoes!
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,
son_named_bort, 15 miles each way
spudwart, This is it. This is 100% it.
“I suffered, so should you.”
The American dream.
Lucidlethargy, Midst have been awful growing up in a time when housing was affordable and wages were good enough to only have a single person in a household working.
PunnyName, Or
“I got mine, fuck you.”
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, 
Who said I got mine? Just fuck you in general.
DharmaCurious, 
This is, I guess, the yank equivalent of the four Yorkshire men. Haha
Macaroni_ninja, 
Viking_Hippie, Oh, we used to dream of livin’ in a corridor! Would ha’ been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woke up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us!
Sharpiemarker, Lol this is fantastic.
DharmaCurious, Luxury!
tygerprints, And you had to walk to work and home again pushing a boulder up hill, both ways. Truly, America is the greatest of all the countries that can be found in America.
gibmiser, Aaaand I thanked him for the opportunity!
LinkOpensChest_wav, 
S-tier shitpost and s-tier username
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