Sad, but it's true
Mubelotix, 
Wrong. Always getting more false positive than false negatives
ReveredOxygen, 
Wasn’t it 0.5s?
petersr, And would you call SSH a library?
sarchar, It’s a component of a larger system.
Juice88, 
My wife gets so mad at me when I don’t know why she walks up and takes my arm when a lady’s talking to me 😆
DickFiasco, Get a load of this guy - he’s got ladies just coming up and talking to him.
Juice88, On occasion… I don’t leave the house enough for it to be common lol
MonkderDritte, One is measurable, the other is guesswork.
0x4E4F, 
Apparently, it’s “obvious to everyone, except you [me]”… or at least that’s what my wife tells me.
DavidGarcia, what is a “girl”?
dopeshark, 
A library, perhaps…?
zaphod, Can’t find libgirl.so
Humorless4483, It’s normal that you can’t find the library, you have to compile it from source.
SteveTech, They probably mean gir1.2
woelkchen, 
A guy with cat ears.
ManniSturgis, Sounds good. Where can I get one?
woelkchen, Where can I get one?
Here you go: www.amazon.com/dp/B091285NB4
backhdlp, 
they used to be quite common, but nowadays you need to compile them yourself with the “replace-testosterone” patch. It’s also recommended to use the “cat-ears” patch, and, if you can, also the “cat-tail” patch, but that isn’t necesarily required to get it working.
Flamangoman, This meme format is fantastic
phoneymouse, A library running .2s slower will get flagged by your perf testers and you’ll need to get escalated approval to release your changes. It will be a pain.
where_am_i, And then eventually you will figure out it was a plot for a world-domination level backdoor, ha.
And yet you’ll still be single.
RamblingPanda, Do you really think such mastery would be possible with the influence of a woman? Those heroes chose solitude for the rest of us. Praised be our virgins!
Minotaur, This post makes a sweeping assumption Linux users would have women flirt with them.
DogWater, Sweeping with a HUGE broom
Prunebutt, Of course they have! Other linux users after transition, namely!
0x4E4F, Most probably Arch users.
YIj54yALOJxEsY20eU, How are we supposed to kiss when I don’t even know what Linux distro you run
eager_eagle, 
agreed, the distro choice is a key factor for the KISS principle
Hiro8811, distro choice is THE key factor
ivanafterall, 
Be careful with girls who try to go all the way to kissing in the first few months.
einlander, Or even holding hands.
Sabata11792, 
Such lewd language.
onlinepersona, Even worse, she might be using a mac 😱
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Humorless4483, deleted_by_moderator
pineapplelover, Windows and macos distros
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