DickFiasco

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DickFiasco,

I always pronounce it “fezzik” like Andre the Giant’s character from The Princess Bride.

DickFiasco,

This is the only explanation that makes sense.

DickFiasco,

Definitely a hardcore gamer. Look at that head set.

DickFiasco,

It’s the Dead Ringer from Team Fortress 2

Certification for closed source software

Is there any type of third-party certification for closed source software, similar to how we have ISO9001 for quality management? I’d prefer companies provide their software as open source, however I can imagine cases where the software genuinely doesn’t do anything malicious but might still contain trade secrets that the...

DickFiasco,

This exact picture was posted 11 months ago.

DickFiasco,

What are we going to do tonight, Chicago man?

DickFiasco,

Question from a concerned parent: did the quinoa turn your kids gay?

DickFiasco,

You mean stimboofing?

DickFiasco,

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/c94cef38-9c51-4494-bdfb-2e7d2ac6006f.webp

DickFiasco, (edited )

Pardon me, did you say “Abe Lincoln”?

Edit: I was trying to reference this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJcuYKyHEgs

DickFiasco,

I think the GOP intentionally spews some ridiculous shit like this every so often to make their regular shit look less crazy.

DickFiasco,

The sign tried to parse HTML with regex.

DickFiasco,

Until they evolve lungs

DickFiasco,

Well, Mr Chalupapocalypse, your breakthrough on cold fusion is really profitable for the company, but the VP of marketing was disappointed you didn’t cup his balls during last week’s blowjob session, so…best we can do is a 3.9

DickFiasco,

Would you say we’re in a zone of danger?

DickFiasco,

You earn credits by watching ads, which you can then spend to watch what you want.

DickFiasco,

He’s his own best friend

DickFiasco,

LFS (Linux from Scratch)

DickFiasco,

WTF are you smoking?

Edit: Ok, I see it now

DickFiasco,

If pirating it and saving to a thumb drive counts as physical media, then yeah, I guess.

DickFiasco,

The article says it’s been in-progress for the last 100 million years, so “once in a billion years” is really like a 1:10 chance. Gotta get those clicks though.

DickFiasco,

Primal Fear (1996). It’s arguable whether or not the antagonist is truly evil though.

DickFiasco,

it was a new BlackRock product

I laughed out loud when I read that.

“You know what I really need to help pay for groceries this month? A new BlackRock product!”

DickFiasco,

But then you’d have to convert 4.8 to metric Richter scale too.

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