TinyBreak,

I’m doing my best not tell this kid to go to fucking sleep. His mums already tapped out, the dogs are snoring, and I’m bored as shit cause I don’t wanna turn the tv on and distract him.

melbaboutown,

Whack on an audiobook or ASMR, possibly snooze off beside him?

Seagoon_,
@Seagoon_@aussie.zone avatar

radio and baby in my arms, both falling asleep

CEOofmyhouse56,
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You know all those story books you read to him before he was born? Well now is the time to dig deep into the memory bank and get creative. As long as it’s in a soft voice who cares what you say. Once upon a time there was a troll who lived under the bridge who ate small children who didn’t go to sleep… blah blah blah

calhoon2005,
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My go to was lyrics to songs. Mostly Tom Waits.

MeanElevator,
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I used to do sing wishlist to my daughter and she still gets shivers when she hears it

MeanElevator,
@MeanElevator@aussie.zone avatar

I used to play video games with my kids falling asleep on my my chest.

Skyrim on telly, baby in my lap.

TinyBreak,

I finished Horizon Forbidden west like that. Sadly, he doesnt wanna be held to fall asleep any more.

Grackle,

Just finished up dinner and trying to avoid going home. I can just hear the TS gig from my apartment and given how much time I’ve spent trying to get a ticket it just feels like I’m being taunted 😂😭

Seagoon_,
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Grab a glass of wine, sit by an open window and enjoy what you can. 🤗

CEOofmyhouse56,
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My first ever Vietnamese coffee

https://aussie.zone/pictrs/image/c8c2209b-ea76-4add-8574-f364c144b537.jpeg

And oh boy was I mistaken. I thought it would be a delicate over sweet little coffee but oh no it’s a punch to the head. Anyway I’m gonna be awake all night ladies and gentlemen. 👀

I also had a bath tub of delicious beef pho

https://aussie.zone/pictrs/image/53982bb9-7da7-4314-bbe5-ce6ce7e146a2.jpeg

The man had sweet and sour pork

https://aussie.zone/pictrs/image/97ceb26e-1428-4510-9920-6210f3bad8cb.jpeg

Seagoon_,
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what a delicious feast 😊

CEOofmyhouse56,
@CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone avatar

It was. Very full now.

Seagoon_,
@Seagoon_@aussie.zone avatar

sweet and sour is one of my guilty pleasures

CEOofmyhouse56,
@CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone avatar

They make a really nice seafood sate that I dream about. Their fried rice is one of the best of ever had too.

Mittens_meow,

Still cleaning up the mess from the storms. Still no power either. I just want a nice relaxing weekend dammit

Thornburywitch,
@Thornburywitch@aussie.zone avatar

Devilled chicken on rice for din dins. My lovely neighbour gave me a whole shopping bag of beeyoutiful beefsteak tomatoes, so some of these will be fritters tomorrow. Draining the cut slices overnight in the fridge so batter won’t be soggy. Having one in salad tonight with lettuce.

Catfish,
@Catfish@aussie.zone avatar

I believe I can say with all honesty until the previous 5 minutes I have never contemplated the logistics of shagging on back of a moose

Seagoon_,
@Seagoon_@aussie.zone avatar

We need some context here.

Catfish,
@Catfish@aussie.zone avatar

It begins with an /r post about a guy who wants to take an Xbox on his honeymoon

Seagoon_,
@Seagoon_@aussie.zone avatar

I’m in that bored and boring lull , the time when I;m still not well and my brain is now numb from not doing anyfing and sleeplessnessless

So I’m rewatching the Fargo series. Oh ya.

and it’s making me wonder how dumb people really are , and that dumb people get promoted because it’s dumb all the way up

anyhoo, I was trained in the sciences to analyse data in such a way that all data had to fit the hypothesis /narrative as well as fit known facts, no data left out

seem to me most those cops in the show don’t get that training

and it’s hard to see where dumb and sexist are two different things

SituationCake,

Love Fargo, really great show. As a subjective empirical observation, I can confirm yes, there really are people that are that dumb, and yes they regularly get promoted. And yes, there are people who are so sexist (or homophobic, racist, or all three) that they would rather agree with and promote someone dumb than compromise a millimetre of their bigotry. The writing in fictionalshows like Fargo is so brilliant because it can highlight these traits by allowing them to run free in absurdist criminal storylines. The best fiction is always a keen observation of the truth of the human condition.

wscholermann,

People at the gym with terrible form yet nonetheless look a million times better than I do

Irritates me.

Thornburywitch,
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Steroids?

wscholermann,

These days I can’t rule it out.

Seagoon_,
@Seagoon_@aussie.zone avatar

even years ago when I was going to the gym

useless_modern_god,
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Force_majeure123,

🍺2,1

bananafungus,
@bananafungus@aussie.zone avatar

House this morning was shit, tiny tiny bedrooms (have a hilarious pic of the housemate with their arms out stretched almost touching two walls at once), mould in both bathrooms that had definitely made it’s way deep into everything, and extremely old appliances (not overly a deal breaker but you just know it’s probably going to break now you’re the tenant).

On a better note, the hike went fantastic, just a little sore in my feet!

SituationCake,

This asbestos mulch situation is pretty awful. I suspect it’s no accident to have that many affected sites/batches of mulch. Someone has been dumping asbestos into the mulch process to avoid paying the proper fees to dispose of it? I hope it’s investigated thoroughly. Sadly the environmental laws in aus are weak and poorly enforced.

Thornburywitch,
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What’s needed is testing for stuff going INTO the mulching process. Which won’t happen cos expensive.

SituationCake,

Agree this seems unlikely.

melbaboutown,

Snuggling with the hairy baby. I love my cat.

Seagoon_,
@Seagoon_@aussie.zone avatar

🤗😻🥰❤️

Seagoon_,
@Seagoon_@aussie.zone avatar

Another rest day. Nearly better and have to be sure not to cause relapses.

I have not watched lotr or the hobbit in 4 weeks. 😂 maybe 10 minutes

imoldgreeeg,
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I went to a short course about the local wildlife and birds this morning. Was daunting (I have been in an introvert hole lately) but was really interesting and the people were nice too. Now celebrating with a late lunch in the sun 🌞

Gibsonisafluffybutt,

Hit 3 personal bests at the gym today so in celebration, I’m doing nothing but sitting in bed reading and playing with Gibson.

And maybe some video games and guitar later.

DolphinLundgrin,

Is your guitar also a Gibson?

Gibsonisafluffybutt,

It is!!! But its their budget brand they call Epiphone. https://aussie.zone/pictrs/image/e5f58578-0487-4d35-b2ae-6feb47da39dc.jpeg

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