ChickenLadyLovesLife,

There’s something I don’t understand that maybe other unicycle riders can explain to me. I can ride a unicycle and I can even juggle while riding one, but I cannot go more than 200 feet or so before my thighs completely burn out and I fall over. How do people use these things as actual forms of transportation?

asif, (edited )
@asif@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s his world, we’re just living in it 🤣

Ghyste,

No memes here, apparently.

son_named_bort,

Finally an excuse to use a Segway.

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Technically, it’s a bicycle.

ozoned,

Amateur!

<gets out his penny-farthing>

MeDuViNoX,

Stealth riding my Heelys to escape my feelys.

TheDarksteel94, (edited )

What about riding on the back of my leashed leather gimp?

Empricorn,

What’s your safe word?

TheDarksteel94,

Oh, idk. Probably something like Donau­dampfschifffahrts­elektrizitäten­hauptbetriebswerk­bauunterbeamten­gesellschaft. Easy to remember.

Empricorn,

I got like halfway through that word and now I’m being strangled with a gigantic dildo…

TheDarksteel94,

Already sounds pretty safe to me :)

jaybone,

Unicycle

Creosm,
@Creosm@lemmy.world avatar

The disappointment if they don’t continue increasing the length of the sign to account for every possible scenario

dependencyinjection,

… No unicycles.

Who is this guy on the fucking tricycle.

jaybone,

Bust out my fuckin big wheel.

Rolando,
SuiXi3D,
@SuiXi3D@fedia.io avatar

laughs in tricycle and hoverboard

FlickeringScreens,

Ripstick, Hoverboard, Longboard, etc

qjkxbmwvz,

I did this in undergrad. Campus security stopped me, I argued, he called his supervisor on the radio. We chatted for a while, and turns out he was from Venezuela, had studied what I was studying, and was an overall pleasant character. Supervisor response was basically, “wow college kids think they’re really clever don’t they?”, and I was asked, politely, to cease.

I felt like a bit of a dick after that.

Transporter_Room_3,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

Well you’re at a college. If you want people to follow rules, be more specific, or don’t get pissed when they follow the stated rules but you feel like the rules should include something else.

If the concern is liability, then don’t just say “don’t skateboard” and get mad when people bike through the area. You said no skateboards. This is not a skateboard. Rules=followed.

If anyone feels like chirping in with “you know what they meant” that really doesn’t matter. Not to me, not to people who don’t understand that sort of thing, not to courts.

Besides, I feel like clarity is some thing you should strive for at a facility for higher education.

jawa21,
@jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

The simple answer would have been a sign that stated “Walking Only”.

xilona,

A clear mind☝️ Thanks mate! But we should think also about people with disabilities

shuzuko,

“Walking and mobility aid devices only”, perhaps?

lunachocken,

My slow movement speed is aided by my jet engine powered shopping cart.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

The concern seems to be people running into pedestrians. So a unicycle might actually be okay since they’re not fast.

jaybone,

The sign should say “no pedants.”

Aurenkin,

Seems like a lot of work to me. I’d probably just ride a motorbike through.

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