xenoclast, The irony of all these cons jerking off over tradwives is that the created the world that they can’t exist in anymore
The_Picard_Maneuver, 
I feel like in a perfect world, this should allow both sides of the spectrum to find some common ground… Sure, the reasons might be different, but both want it to be easier for people to raise families on single-income.
stufkes, Housewives, foreign and domestic
peyotecosmico, “I can fix her”
qjkxbmwvz, Could alternately imply he existence of international…
Swedneck, 
anarchist housewife, who doesn’t recognize the concept of the nation state
Annoyed_Crabby, Miss Worldwide
Thcdenton, Ima try to catch one in my coyote trap
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, Careful you don’t catch a cougar by mistake.
some_guy, First real out-loud chuckle of the day. Great observation. I’m gonna grab a lasso and try to rope one.
The_Picard_Maneuver, Don’t forget a good pair of gloves. In case of biting.
JoMiran, 
Aren’t those the ones featured in “reality” TV shows?
IrateAnteater, Nope. Those are the “purebred” ones. You know, the kind of purebred that actually means inbred to the point of barely being able to survive and yet somehow “worth” more.
aeronmelon, So if you live near undeveloped woods, do you wake up one morning and find the back door off its hinges and eggs benedict waiting on the table?
BobbyNevada, Sees door, " Fuck! I’ve been robbed. Wait, did they pick up in here? What’s that smell? Is that lemon pledge?"
GluWu, I lived next to national forest and only ever woke up with the door off the hinges and my eggs missing. I fucking hate raccoons.
The_Picard_Maneuver, This could be a decent short story prompt.
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