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morganth, in Surely someone on this site knows.

UwU I look just like Buddy Holly

O_o and you’re Mary Tyler Moore…

LEONHART,

I… I have no words.

Whirling_Ashandarei,

God damn. Weezer will never be the same. Amazing.

db2,

I can’t believe you made me read this with my eyes.

snail_hatan,

I don’t 🐇 about that

mnoram,

💥💥 knock on the 🚪

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

I liked that song, it was one of my favourite songs of theirs to sing… Now every damn time that chorus comes on, this is how I’m gonna see the lyrics in my head… Cheers mate.

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

What I see in my head is Windows 95

Supervisor194,
@Supervisor194@lemmy.world avatar

Ruin. Utter and complete ruin.

Poayjay, in Aaand, now you're old

Whenever if feel uncool for being old I just remember that I wasn’t cool when I was younger either, so I’ve lost nothing.

livus,
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Paradoxically once you get to middle age, the other middle-aged people think you're uncool if you do know slang from younger generations.

It's annoying because I can't help picking it up.

iHUNTcriminals,

That’s so lit.

BeardedGingerWonder,

Congrats you’ve picked up middle aged slang from 10 years ago.

ivanafterall,
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WHAAZAAAAP!?

BeardedGingerWonder,

My dude, welcome to the late 90s.

ivanafterall,
ivanafterall avatar

Mmmm, say that again.

blackluster117,
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

Where’s the beef?

don,

gotchu fam

livus,
livus avatar

This whole thing is making me feel streets ahead.

al177,

That’s heavy, Doc.

don,

dat backflip doe

iHUNTcriminals,

Zaaaaaaahhhhh!!!

livus,
livus avatar

It all comes back around sooner or later.

A few years ago everyone was saying "ouf" a lot, made them sound like my family member who was born in the 1930s.

iHUNTcriminals,

I demand a prize.

ImplyingImplications, in Kojima does have a gift for making strange names appealing

One of the best parts of Metal Gear is when they explain why the vampiric looking character that drinks blood is called “Vamp”. It’s because he’s bisexual.

Well done, Kojima

PugJesus,
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God, MGS2 was a ride. "Also Vamp was having an affair with the buff blonde black US Marine colonel at the start of the game and now he's with that guy's daughter"

That was when Kojima truly realized that he could do anything he wanted

Or was that when he put an overweight explosives expert on rollerskates and called him 'Fat Man'?

May Kojima never stop being weird

Tarcion,

I always figured Fat Man’s name was a double entendre for his appearance and a reference to the nuke dropped on Nagasaki. Fitting given he’s an overweight explosives guy.

Chetzemoka,
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It's definitely a double entendre. But the fact that Kojima was willing to go there is why we love him

JonVonBasslake,
@JonVonBasslake@lemmy.world avatar

I mean, Kojima can’t everything he wants, because he wanted to kill Snake and Otacon during his original plans for MGS2, but his staff pushed back and threatened to stop working if he went through with the plan.

Corkyskog,

Never played any of the MGS games. I am really picky, would they feel too outdated to play today?

PugJesus,
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The original MGS does feel a little outdated, but MGS2 onward still feel really good on a technical level. Beyond that, it's a matter of taste.

JonVonBasslake,
@JonVonBasslake@lemmy.world avatar

Now, I may be biased as a long time fan, but I still play MGS1 every few years and I still love it. The first two (or four, depending if you want to count the NES games) Metal Gear games, those are far more outdated and are more a curiosity and are not really required to understand the story, especially with the interview / interrogation of Snake extras on the MGS1 discs.

And the later games are even less outdated than MGS1. I would recommend starting with MGS1 on the PS1 rather than it’s remake since while Twin Snakes was made under Kojima’s supervision, the more Hollywood action movie style of it and especially it’s cutscenes don’t IMO really fit MGS1. It’s a good game in it’s own right for sure, but as an adaptation/remake of MGS1 it’s kinda hit or miss at times.

DanteFlame, in I agree with many of the points but, fucking hell, we get it

Most of the other countries with problems don’t have their citizens walking around loudly declaring as a matter of average discourse that they are the “greatest country in the world”.

danielton,

Ever seen Europeans on the Internet act like the way their country or continent does things is the only correct way, and North America is too stupid to realize it?

Kusimulkku,

We just want you to know

danielton,

We just want you to know that arrogance isn’t strictly an American problem.

Kusimulkku,

It’s hard to be humble when you’re just so goddamn good

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Makes me think back to when we invented America. Good times

Anticorp,

Yes, every day.

DAT,
@DAT@feddit.de avatar

thing is: US-americans obviously ARE too stupid to realize it.

awwwyissss,

Have you ever actually met an American

DanteFlame,

Several and they all sucked, acting like they are the only ones in the space, being loud, obnoxious, and arrogant

NightAuthor,

Sounds like you met Americans with money and time to travel internationally. That’s… not very many of us. I’d posit they’re some of the worst… most financially successful… but the worst.

duckington,

Yes all Americans are loud obnoxious and arrogant 🙄

magnetosphere, (edited )
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Yes, many Americans act like you describe. However, many other Americans are embarrassed by (and ashamed of) the ones you describe.

awwwyissss,

I wouldn’t even say many.

Holyginz,

Oh then you have met every American my bad. I should have known your personal experience equals everyone else’s and shows what every American is like rather than a shitty group that can be found in any country.

bigboismith,

Have you met a European, Chinese or Russian person on here? Holy shit they (we) are annoying.

LetterboxPancake,

Bullshit. I’m European and I’m extremely adorable.

And humble!

PlantDadManGuy,

And delicious with maple syrup!

LetterboxPancake,

I bet!

DAT,
@DAT@feddit.de avatar

I AM a European.

I’ve never heard any German claim that this should be a good country by any means.

“We’ve kinda got some industry” - “yeah, but china got more”

“We’re relatively good at healtcare and social security” - “have you ever even heard about nordic countries?”

“Uh, freedom of religion?” - “france does it better”

“We’re claimed to be exact and punctual?” - “No, that’s the swiss.”

“Beer and Bread?” - “That’s more like the polish?”

Chunk,

This is an obvious bad example because German nationalism died with Hitler. Of all European countries, Germany hates itself the most.

DAT, (edited )
@DAT@feddit.de avatar

German nationalism died with Hitler

Oh, how I wish this to be even remotely true!

so you claim that portuguese run around, claiming theirs is the best country?

How about the austrians? Irish? Scotts? Danish? Polish? Czech? Croats?

Note: I wouldn’t ask about Netherlands or nordic countries (because imho IF they’d claim that, then they just might kinda have a good point) or the swiss (they can claim similar, I just wouldn’t follow their reasoning in the slightest).

Well, and there’s the English too…

But still: what is a good example in your opinion?

hemko,

Finn here. We’re really good with suicides and domestic violence and alcohol abuse

Chunk,

It is remotely true. Waving German flags at soccer games was essentially non-existent. Germans are more likely to identify as European rather than German, compared to other EU nations. If you ask Europeans “is your culture superior” people like Greeks say yes but people like Germans say no.

A good example would be the UK or France .They believe they are top dogs but, by US standards, they are impoverished.

DAT,
@DAT@feddit.de avatar

They believe they are top dogs but, by US standards, they are impoverished.

o.0

No, they are not.

Median wealth is way better. and that doesn’t even take into account that you can get way better housing/healtcare/whatever for less money.

What are you even talking about?

Oszilloraptor,

Huh?

Soccer games are like the only* socially accepted events where you can proudly bring out a german flag without looking like a nationalist. At world championship the whole city is a sea of black-red-gold.

I’m quite surprised.

Tho I’m not a soccer fan and therefore don’t know how that looks abroad.

*(hyperbolic; guess if we think more than a few seconds we could find more, nut that’s not that important of a point here)

can, in Bring this look back

My gut?

cmhickman358,
bfg9k,

BEEEEELLLCH

Speculater,

They tell you to trust it though?

can,

And it’s telling me I can’t pull this off.

Aloha_Alaska,

Are you me?

PugJesus, in At the party vs on Mastodon
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I have no idea what this is but I love it.

gravitas_deficiency, in So that's why they're hateful abominations

For the uninitiated:

When English civil Engineer Sir William Cubitt invented the “treadwheel,” he didn’t have fitness on his mind.

His device was used to reform convicts.

Prisoners were forced to climb the spokes of a large paddle wheel known as the “eternal staircase.” The resulting energy was used to pump water or crush grain (hence, the eventual transition from “treadwheel” to “treadmill”).

One prison guard claimed that it was the treadmill’s “monotonous steadiness, and not its severity, which constitutes its terror.”

The use of treadwheels was abolished in Britain by the Prisons Act of 1898. Years later, when aerobic exercise became popular in the 1960’s, the treadmill resurfaced.

NoneYa,

Was the law ever changed to allow for personal use of the treadmill? Or did this just extend to using it as a form of torture?

HikingVet,

Probably just outlawed it as a form of punishment or torture.

Using a tread wheel in a mill, crane or for dewatering is ancient, think Ancient Greece. Up until the Industrial Revolution, it was a major source of power where you couldn’t get flowing water on a consistent basis. Use for fitness doesn’t constitute torture by the state.

CJOtheReal,

Tbh, that’s not a bad idea on a technical perspective.

paddirn,

And treadmills now probably consume way more power now than they could actually generate.

sploosh,

Most treadmills run on DC motors with magnets in them, so they could generate all the power you like if you pushed the treadmill and had the right controller.

Mongostein,

I used to have a cheap one with no motor at all. It was slightly inclined. You just pushed backwards to get it started and it used your own momentum/gravity to turn.

qjkxbmwvz,

I’m annoyed that the nice bike trainers don’t generate power, or at least have the option to. My Wahoo shouldn’t be drawing power from the grid, it should be supplying it!

Donkter,

So the original treadmills required the user to push them and they couldn’t leave? That does sound way worse.

QuentinCallaghan, in 2020 - Worst year ever ...
@QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz avatar

2020: Most year ever.

CJOtheReal,

1969 was the most year ever.

QuentinCallaghan,
@QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz avatar

Especially for hippies and astronauts.

CJOtheReal,

And so much more

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1969

events

OpenStars,
OpenStars avatar

Hey now, first second third fourth fifth time's the charm! :-P

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Every year after 2018 is the most year ever

Khrux,

I’d say 2016 but I feel like the reality is every year I remember most clearly is the most year ever.

ultra, in The data hoarders are right

If buying isn’t owning, then piracy isn’t stealing.

ThePantser,
@ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

Yep courts should be forcing them to use the word “rent”

TootSweet,

Can I steal this quote?

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

If commenting isn’t owning, then copying it isn’t stealing!

ultra,

And then I definitely didn’t steal this from the fediverse!

7u5k3n,

I saw that exact quote the other day in a piracy thread. First time I’d seen it… nice to be there when a meme is born.

JoShmoe,

I love this quote. Imagine giving money to someone and getting nothing in return. fml

However, just because something isn’t for sale it doesn’t mean you aren’t stealing it.

ultra,

Got it from the fediverse :p

Whisper06, in Surely someone on this site knows.

It started out as a face but people started making the sound to make fun of the face but the people that make the face adopted the sound and now the entire area is quarantined due to excessive cringe levels.

NightAuthor,

Where’s my lemmy gold, uh, can I send you some eth?

Whisper06,

I take banana peels and banana peels only.

257m,

We need to get like a daily award that we can give to strangers kind of like the free reddit awards you used to be able to get. It would nice edition. Don’t how you stop people from bot farming them though.

Stamets, in 13 Months

No no no. Let him talk. He’s making sense.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Not a calendarologist, but I’m pretty sure lunar calendars were tried and rejected for a reason. Other than the places that still use them for traditional reasons.

Of course, maybe they just didn’t have the concept of leap days?

Not_mikey,

It only comes out to 364 days so you’ll still need to handle that 1.25 extra days in a year otherwise it’ll drift. You could just add December 29th as a special day past Saturday, but then you lose sync with the moon, eg.if New moon was on Sunday the first in the previous year, New moon would be on December 29th instead of on Jan 1st the next year and all new moons would be on the 28th.

You can keep your calendar in sync with the moon or the sun but not both.

Malgas,

As someone who has proposed this system myself, I feel the need to point out that the meme is glossing over a couple key points:

First and foremost, 13*28 is 364 days, so to avoid slippage you’d need an extra day appended to every year, either as part of a month, which breaks symmetry, or on it’s own. You’d also still need leap years.

And in order for the days of the week to be immutably aligned with dates, these extra days would also have to not be part of any week. Which is a big problem if you want to get anyone who practices an Abrahamic faith on board with the plan.

deo,

What exactly would be so troublesome with having a “special day” outside of the usual week/month cycle? You can still go worship on whatever day of the week applicable to your faith. Just make the last day of the year its own thing. We can call it “New Years Eve” and party together.

Malgas,

It makes the calendar less than compatible with the commandment to keep the Sabbath by not working on every seventh day.

Which is not insurmountable in practice (e.g. by keeping a separate ecumenical calendar) but you can bet it would be a significant source of opposition.

deo,

But you’d be resting on the extra day, too (if you want, I for one will be partying). So you’d never go more than seven days without rest.

If that still doesn’t fly, I suggest we combine the extra day and the previous day into a mega-day that is 48 hrs long. Then everyone except programmers will be happy (we’re never happy with datetime conventions anyway, so what’s one more if-else statement between friends).

Uprise42, in And Christmas is only two months out

This is why I buy my grandmother her electronics. I can set it up so she has it ready when she gets it and doesn’t need to do anything.

Of course it’s also super easy to get her phone. Just tell her I need to do updates and then take it to another room to transfer everything.

My mom bought her an iPad 2 years ago. “I got a good deal. It was only $200” made me gag. Ya, my grandma uses apple cause it’s easiest but buying the cheapest apple product will not be a good time. She likes the iPad but it’s a 16g base iPad and the keyboard case she bought her is not a good fit. It requires a key combination to pair EVERY time since it doesn’t maintain a list of paired devices. And my grandma can only have 3 apps on her tablet before it’s full. So this year I’m getting her a new iPad with a decent chunk of storage which should last her a decade since she only emails and plays card games.

boraca,

And you shouldn’t buy elderly people dumb phones, if they can read, they can use a smartphone and just getting them a feature phone, so they won’t break anything will just make them more digitally excluded.

LaunchesKayaks,
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My grandma has me buy, set up, and show her how to use her electronics. She tells me what she wants to do, I find a product, and she gives me the money to buy it for her. After everything is set up for her and I show her how stuff works, she doesn’t touch the device again. She hasn’t ONCE used the laptop she had me buy and set up for her. It made her happy, though, so that’s all that matters to me lol

Omnificer, in A shift in perspectives

I think the big takeaway is that there are no sides to the matter, even if it’s easier to empathize with one over the other, so the meme still stands on the empathy part.

The “antagonist” of the whole thing is that they both failed to communicate with each other. Which isn’t weird, Max is a teenager experiencing a lot of stuff for the first time, and Goofy is scared for his relationship with his son, having to be a single dad, and never raising a teenager before.

The major issue at hand is that Goofy might as well be a minor deity of extreme luck (good and bad), so normal child/parent friction turns into being attacked by Bigfoot while later becoming an integral part of a huge concert.

BolexForSoup,
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The major issue at hand is that Goofy might as well be a minor deity of extreme luck (good and bad), so normal child/parent friction turns into being attacked by Bigfoot while later becoming an integral part of a huge concert.

I love this lol

philycheezestake, in I am English, and that has made me cringe!

English is the Taco Bell menu of languages

icydefiance,

I have no idea what that means, but it sounds accurate

genoxidedev1, in I am English, and that has made me cringe!
genoxidedev1 avatar

Thou thought thoroughly. Though throughout tough times, through tenacity, 'tis taught.

swab148,
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This must be why I can’t learn Spanish, I understood that perfectly.

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