Squirrel,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

Four of the best parking spots, too, judging by the handicap spaces nearby.

jeffw,

Yup, pretty much right by the door

Zarxrax,

You can see on the next line over, there are a ton of empty spots right up front. This is probably some place that’s not open to the public or whatever, or else they just have way more parking spots than they actually need.

Dashi,

That’s what gets me on these things. If you want to be a dick and make sure your car isn’t hit go park or in the boonis! Nobody goes out there, don’t have to worry about carts, take as many spots as you want! Shoot for a record of you want try to get 6! But why tf are you doing it in close parking spots?

TheSaneWriter,
@TheSaneWriter@lemmy.thesanewriter.com avatar

They’re purposefully doing it to be an ass, taking the close parking spots and causing more inconvenience 8s part of the point.

EhList,

Years ago I worked in a liquor store in a strip mall. We had an auto supply store in the lot next to us and a bunch of fast food spots. The two lots have 3-400 parking spaces.

One day a guy pulls up to our fire lane, which is intended for firetrucks pulling up to building that are on fire, in a Shelby Cobra. I ask him to move as we have hundreds of open spaces, he could quadruple park and it wouldn’t be an issue. He told me to get fucked so I told the manager.

The manager goes to the pretzel place and suddenly there’s a fire alarm. The fire truck plows through the Cobra devastating it. The owner of the Cobra freaks and starts yelling at the firefighter only to be reminded the car was illegally in the fire lane and he should expect to have to pay a fine for that and pay for any damage to the truck.

I don’t get why some think their stuff should be treated differently.

Neato,
Neato avatar

I'd like to imagine your manager went over to the pretzel place and tossed a bottle of everclear into the deep-fryer to start a fire, instead of just pulling the alarm.

Oswald_Buzzbald,

This just reminds me of something out of Better Call Saul for some reason.

Neato,
Neato avatar

Slippin' Jimmy slipping on wet floors and booze bottles just fell into the fryer!

Butters,

I can see Jimmy doing this, and putting on some giant grimace for emphasis just as he pulls the lever down.

Or I could see mike doing this casually as fuck just as he walks by the alarm as if it’s nothing.

Kinyutaka,

Better revenge, line up a bunch of carts around the truck, so he has to move them all to get out.

InternetTubes,

I can’t wait until these become mainstream and see what some private parking lot assistants do with them: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXSJ7dprzf4

neocamel,

My move lately has been to stand their windshield wipers up. You’re not doing anything criminally damaging to their vehicle, but in my experience, anyone this self-important will be really bothered by the thought of some random person putting their dirty hands on their precious baby.

deanza7,

Love this kind of selfish .ssholes. Never understood also the need to drive these monstrous cars. Once oil will bounce back, we’ll see if these ´cars’ will still be out there…

fietsbel,

Clearly the parking space is too small, lets petition our gouvernment to increaste them, like a football field per car, or something like that… or else please use public transportation

Bourff,

Public transit ? What kind of filthy commie are you ? Why do you hate America’s car manufacturers?

nl4real,

Nice truck, sorry about your dick!

favrion,
@favrion@lemmy.world avatar

MICROPENIS

arc,

Most people who park like that in a stupidly big vehicle, at least park far away so they’re not stealing high frequency prime spots.

cptapathetic,

Seriously. The funny thing is actual work/farm trucks tend to do that, it’s the pavement princesses that park like assholes.

some_guy,

Yeah, but not this asshole. Right next to the handicapped parking, which is as close to the building as you can get. Fucker.

bemenaker,

This is a job for 4 mini coopers!!

Jmr,

6 smart cars, all around

tym,

Grab some zipties and two shopping carts. Ziptie the shopping carts to their door handles.

Smoogs,

The handles probably have no where to loop around these days. But you’d still get the same effect just surrounding it with shopping carts like right up against it. Ding city and the whole town plays along.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

A quick glance at the image shows that it’s possible to do that there, there’s enough room in the handles

FlexibleToast,

A lot of handles are actual handles these days… Including this truck.

psud,

Why not to the wheels?

Fleshtrap,

Guys.

The parking lot is near empty.

You even have a car parked in the middle of two spots in the background.

It may be a dick move but in this particular instance I think yall can save your cortisol.

bemenaker,

I don’t care if someone parks like this farther out in the parking lot. But this entitled douchenugget did it right up front, no, that’s not accecptable ever. If you want extra room, park farther out and walk.

caballeroAguila,

It’s not about it being empty or not, it’s about principle.

nucleative,

What’s the principle here? If this place is a shop, I assume it’s private property. Maybe this guy owns the parking lot? Let the party who’s responsible for the place worry about it.

BlueTrees,

He’s trying to play car roulette it seems :D

Holzkohlen,

I finally understand why you still have the death penalty.

astral_avocado,

This should be a felony

ThisGuysNeverSerious,

I have a full size truck and I agree. You don’t want dents. Park all the way in the back in one spot or park on the street. This person can suck a bouncy castle full of dicks.

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