TengoHipo,

Cool…😶

Baalf, (edited )

I love how humans try their hardest to cut down on the amount of destruction they cause only for other humans to villainize and tear them down at every turn.

BeautifulMind,
@BeautifulMind@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve been watching the tech to make actual meat from cell lines emerge with some optimism- it promises to make it possible for us to have meat in our diets without all the greenhouse gases and feedlots and the like- but it also threatens to consolidate the protein industry into even fewer corporate hands if it’s not well-regulated.

The meat industry is honestly pretty awful (environmentally, politically, ethically, etc.) and I find myself rooting for the plucky young frankenmonsters that might come along and knock them down even though I’m pretty sure they’ll be worse if they’re not well regulated from the start.

zephorah,

I like meat too, but this is silly. Just had roast chicken yesterday. I also have a freezer with two door shelves lined with tubes of Impossible Sausage. It’s a pretty damn good “sausage”, and without those hard/random bits of gristle you’ll encounter with the real thing. Think there’s some Quorn chicken nuggets in there too. Just buy as you like.

And soy was a lovely mitigator for menopausal hot flashes. Dosed myself with soy on the daily for those weeks, no flashes (awful random surges of heat, head to toes, such that you sweat into your hair, behind your knees, awful.) Miss a day, hot flashes. Although, when you think on it, this fits with Florida, really. Fuck women’s health, amiright?

BluesF,

Is the hot flash thing because of the phytoestrogen? Pretty cool.

littlebluespark,
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

So, it’s a race to heart disease against the environmental clock that’s working hard to turn the whole state into Shatlantis, part duh?

Suburbanl3g3nd,

No. Not impossible burgers and the like. Just lab grown beef and the like

littlebluespark,
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

Even stupider 🤣

Bwaz,

Impossburgs arent heart healthy

MonkderZweite,

Not long until they ban Linux!

Railing5132,

It really is the socialist devil’s OS.

MonkderZweite,

The alternative woke furry nerds love it.

orphiebaby,

Found one of the Lemmy people whose identity is “Linux”

Semi_Hemi_Demigod,
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world avatar

I wanna get one of those cigarette boats and smuggle abortion pills and alternative meat into Florida and trans people out.

It’ll be black with a red racing stripe and a spoiler like the A Team van and I’ll name it the Baracus.

Zealousideal_Fox900,

Can I join you? I will bring one two and we can start the freedom floatilla.

slurpeesoforion,

The fun part is the coast guard won’t care.

yarr,

I don’t care what Rick Desantis says. It’s my right as an American to enjoy Soylent Green.

Mycatiskai,

Does it come in green now? Last I checked it was original, chocolate, or coffee.

yarr,

Green, red and yellow.

Mycatiskai,

Now they just need purple and they can get Eminem and D12 to do an ad with their song slightly altered

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

It comes in Mint Chocolate, which is green.

TechAnon,

Florida is taking away the freedom of any person to eat whatever they want? Is anyone surprised?

cultsuperstar, (edited )

Man, for a party that talks about freedoms, they sure love taking them away. As long as their followers still have gun rights, fuck everything else.

Donjuanme,

No, they’re very much not allowed to fuck everything else. They are allowed to fuck one thing in very specific circumstances (age not being one of them)

phoenixz,

Aaaahhh the political party of not wanting to interfere in people’s lives.

Unless you eat meat from a source that might change an industry and cause a select few individuals to be slightly less rich

Unless you masturbate and waste gods seed

Unless you love the wrong person

Unless you want to vote for the wrong person

Unless you believe in the wrong or (gasp) no god at all!

Unless you’re the wrong skin color, how dare you!

Unless you have the wrong genitals

Unless you have the wrong wrong genitals

Unless…

martinb,

You forgot poor

phoenixz,

Yeah, I knew I forgot about 50 more of em, but I thought the point was there, sorta…

Cuttlefish1111,

Anyone else notice the rules are identical to what a slave owner would want (to increase slave reproduction).

captainlezbian,

Yeah, Friedrich Nietzsche

roguetrick,

Alabama also passed a bill to ban the sale and manufacturing of it, making it a Class C felony.

What in the fuck is going on in these guys heads. I get being beholden to the cattle industry but this shit is beyond that

hglman,

It’s about pushing all the people who live there and disagree with the Republican agenda.

mindbleach,

What in the fuck is going on in these guys heads.

  • More money for us
  • Fuck you
Railing5132,

The same people believed margarine was a grave socialist (iirc) threat to the country and made the production and sale of that a felony. I think around a century ago. Something, something, those who neglect to learn history, something something…

roguetrick,

Don’t bring up partially hydrogenated vegetable oil here. You’re gonna jinx us and make fake meat kill everybody.

Socsa,

They are actually that fragile.

ormr,

They probably have their identities tied to meat consumption. That’s also a reason for the climate denialism. I recently learned about petro-masculinity and it seems very plausible to me.

medicsofanarchy,
@medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world avatar

This is great! This’ll lower prices for everyone else.

FunkPhenomenon,

oh my sweet summer child…

roguetrick, (edited )

They’re actually setting up the board with some big criminal penalties for selling it. It’ll have a cross state freezing effect on the vendors as a whole and transportation through states. They’re going full drug war on it. I didn’t expect their need for cattle farmer votes to be so acute.

Donjuanme,

Fortunately you don’t need to go through Florida to get to many… Any… Other states.

roguetrick,

Jacksonville is actually a very busy port but mostly for roll on/roll off (cars). Still, I think that having states that will put you in jail for selling or manufacturing products might hamper your ability to do interstate business and maintain warehouses for your grocery stores.

vaultdweller013,

Yeah, florida kinda the least relevant state for shipping when push comes to shove. Stuff is shipped into florida, but not much is shipped out of florida.

InternetUser2012,

They don’t give a fuck about the cattle farmers votes. They care about that cattle farmers payment for their vote.

otp,

We’ll, I guess that means lab-grown meat is showing promise! I look forward to seeing it in stores.

moitoi,

Politics is bout ideology, value and belief. But here, it’s about making decisions by dogmatism and cult. This is a whole different level.

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