Zess,

Sad that it doesn’t seem like anyone else can tell this is an obvious manipulation. Blanking out a piece of paper and putting different text on it is the oldest shit on the Internet. This one isn’t even done very well, the fuck is that top margin.

braxy29,

even if it’s fake, i have worked at enough places where we weren’t allowed to sit or to talk to each other to believe it could be real.

bitwolf,

I’d bring a camping chair fuck that

ech,

Posting this in all caps in a location that is apparently customer facing is certainly a choice. Depending on the location, it could also be against the law.

njm1314,

Oh so badly. I once had a job where I was an independent contractor working with Kohl’s and they treat their people so fucking badly.

synae,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

This is a Seinfeld plotline

AngryCommieKender,

Young Seinfeld, or Friends. I can’t see Jerry, Kramer, Elaine, or George doing retail. I could see Joey, Rachel, Monica, or Phoebe doing retail.

synae,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

You misunderstand, it is a Seinfeld plot line:

youtu.be/Bsxiz7DFHuI?si=RiNZpBKoESyfPaPU

AngryCommieKender,

Oh wow. Fair enough. I haven’t seen all of Seinfeld.

InternetUser2012,

I had a boss that did this (automotive corporate shop). I said “you threw out my chair?” He said “yup”, I said “cool, I quit”. Started two days later at a better place making 20k a year more. WITH A FUCKING CHAIR.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

…and you cut his brake lines, right? … Right?

RampantParanoia2365,

Your office desk chair?..?

Album,
@Album@lemmy.ca avatar

The allotment of employees permitted to sit simultaneously has been reduced from one to zero. Thank you, management.

snekerpimp,

“If you’re sitting you look lazy, and no one wants to see an employee being lazy”

HuddaBudda,
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BrianTheeBiscuiteer,

I’d rather they not look like they’re contemplating suicide all day long.

dual_sport_dork,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

Kohl’s? You mean the Amazon returns dropoff facility?

Z3k3,

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  • andrew,
    @andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

    I think you ended up in the wrong place somehow.

    hardaysknight,

    Probably those varyfocal glasses

    Caesium,

    yeah lmao the population of Kohls shoppers and Amazon returners is completely different it’s kinda ironic how the higher ups thought this was gonna fix their geriatric demographic.

    I do enjoy working at the Amazon return counter tho. since its a bad attempt to get a younger customer base I’m slapped in the back corner of the store all by myself. eight hours of vibing to my own music and having barebones conversations while playing 3d Tetris with the returns. and bonus I haven’t recieved a sex toy return in a while either!

    good stuff

    PhlubbaDubba,

    Imagine being such a neurotic micromanager that you literally don’t even let your employees sit because “SITTING IS UNPROFESSIONAL!”

    Meanwhile you probably spend the majority of your day at a desk

    uis,

    Micromanagers never heard about occupation safety

    dojan,
    @dojan@lemmy.world avatar

    Seriously? They remove the chair because sitting is unprofessional??

    weariedfae,

    Yeup. They only make ADA exceptions and only in extreme cases. For example, they wouldn’t let my pregnant coworker have a stool to SOMETIMES sit on until she was 7.5 months a long. And even then she had to provide her own.

    PhlubbaDubba,

    That’s the excuse for making cashiers stand

    dojan,
    @dojan@lemmy.world avatar

    That is utterly ridiculous.

    OneWomanCreamTeam,

    I’ve started leaving negative reviews for stores when I see there’s no seating available for the cashiers.

    AngryCommieKender,

    Good idea! I’m gonna do that to my local stores.

    mp3,
    @mp3@lemmy.ca avatar

    Honestly I want all my cashiers to sit down, it’s cruel for them to stand up for no reason.

    nickwitha_k,

    Cruelty is the point in this. Some people get off on being able to force discomfort on those that they see as less than them.

    baldingpudenda,

    They should remove the manager’s chair too.

    ThePowerOfGeek,

    Yeah I don’t get it. As a customer, when I go into a store and the cashier is sitting down at the register, I don’t think to myself “wow, what a lazy jerk!”. I think “I’m glad these guys get to sit down while working”. Because I never see a cashier during idly just goofing off. Sitting or standing, they always seem to be working hard. And I don’t understand this stupid idea that sitting is somehow unprofessional.

    Furthermore, as someone who gets lower back pain if I stand for too long, fuck these useless asshole managers!

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    I’ve seen cashiers goofing off when things aren’t busy… but I would still not give a shit if they had a chair beyond thinking, “at least they get to sit down doing an awful job like that all day.”

    Flax_vert,

    I wouldn’t care if a cashier was goofing off a little 😂 as long as they got around to doing the job

    Swedneck,
    @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    Some people just genuinely do not seem to understand that workers (and many other people) are actually thinking human being with thoughts and emotions and sensations like pain.

    It’s something i’m very glad almost everyone here understands, workers are largely just treated like the normal people that they are and customers are more likely to actively help them than they are to make a fuss about anything.

    Transporter_Room_3,
    @Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

    Tangentially related, a friend of mine worked at Kroger years ago and was not allowed to have a stool or chair while 7 months pregnant because (from my biased one-sided understanding) the manager was on some kind of extra-petty suffering Olympics of “I worked every day until I gave birth on the factory floor so you can stand here” BS.

    One day I popped in and noticed Dick Manager was standing nearby, and since I almost never shop at that one, has no idea who I am.

    So I loudly proclaim (paraphrased) “Girl, you are FAR too pregnant to be standing up for a whole shift, what kind of heartless piece of human garbage would be making you work in one single spot without at least a stool? What is the world coming to when the future of our country is worth less than the fragile ego of some Middle management prick who wouldn’t know how to SPELL empathy, much less understand it” just like all the most over the top things I can think of to make a speech of how low an opinion I have of this hypothetically not present manager.

    She was weeks away from quitting in preparation for having a child anyway so had no problem if it caused interpersonal issues. And I had fun talking mad shit about management. Even if it wasn’t my own.

    uis,

    I’m assuming she was working as cashier. I checked occupation safety requirements cashier and working as cashier implies working with computer which already requires rotating chair with ability to change height and chair back’s angle, but for cashier’s workplace there are additional requirements. No wonder, considering those requirements were written and adopted during red Duma(communist relative majority of 21% + 7% of agricultural party).

    quaddo,

    Petty. I love it :-D

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    I worked at a video arcade in the 90s and there was a girl who worked with me who was late in her pregnancy, and when I wasn’t working, I’d come in at the end of her shift when she was closing on her own because the boss expected her to clean every game, top to bottom, which required getting up on a ladder and leaning way over to get to the back end of the top of the game. Of course, she also wasn’t given a chair.

    I found out he was arrested later for embezzling from the store.

    quaddo,

    How bloody insane. I can’t think of too many indoor occupations that would require someone to stand in order to be better at their job.

    Even surgeons should be as comfy as possible. If someone needs to cut open my skull to remove some badness, I’d really like them to be comfy the entire time.

    Time for chair pants aka ‘chants’ to gain some popularity.

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