Oh, dear sweet Rutabaga! How will you pay your bills? You’ll have to record your podcast from your car using your phone! This isn’t what I wanted for you, Rutabaga! You flew too high! Too close to the sun! That must be why you’re melting. Gasp! Just like Frosty the Snowman! Oh, poor Rutabaga, soon you’ll be nothing more than a puddle of hair dye and glasses! Oh, how the world will miss you, Rutabaga!