Behind The Scenes
pgp, That’s not accurate, the image is missing sleeps between each print.
Ulijin, The character is just an amazingly good hacker. They operate at speeds us mere mortals can’t comprehend /s
nieceandtows, What about the random matrix style character stream in the background?
vicfic, heard of cmatrix?
Imnebuddy, Or neo
Illecors, This is sooo cool!!! Thanks!
vicfic, Heard of edexui? but sadly they stopped development.
Illecors, I hadn’t, but looking at the readme I can already tell it’s way too busy for actual usage. Don’t get me wrong - it looks super cool, but I simply couldn’t stick to it everyday.
nieceandtows, (edited ) <span style="color:#323232;">target = input("Enter target to hack:") </span><span style="color:#323232;"> </span><span style="color:#323232;">print(f'--Hacking {target}--') </span><span style="color:#323232;">print('initiating ~~anal penetration~~ backdoor entry') </span><span style="color:#323232;"> </span><span style="color:#323232;">for progress in range(0,100,20): </span><span style="color:#323232;"> print(f'Hacking {target}: {progress}%') </span><span style="color:#323232;">print(f'{target} hacked successfully') </span>
mrsgreenpotato, You called progress instead of print function at the end.
boiledfrog,
print(“HACK FAILED LOSER”)
fluxion, We’ll fix it in post-production
nieceandtows, aw man
clearedtoland, Ahh a man of culture, I see.
…Wait. Do we do that here?
Bogus5553, <span style="color:#323232;">from random import uniform </span><span style="color:#323232;">from time import sleep </span><span style="color:#323232;"> </span><span style="color:#323232;">target = input("Enter target to hack:") </span><span style="color:#323232;"> </span><span style="color:#323232;">print(f'--Hacking {target}--') </span><span style="color:#323232;">print('initiating ~~anal penetration~~ backdoor entry') </span><span style="color:#323232;"> </span><span style="color:#323232;">for progress in range(0,100,20): </span><span style="color:#323232;"> print(f'Hacking {target}: {progress}%') </span><span style="color:#323232;"> sleep(uniform(1,3)) </span><span style="color:#323232;">print(f'{target} hacked successfully') </span>
lord_ryvan, <span style="color:#323232;">print('initiating ~~anal penetration~~ backdoor entry') </span>Are we hacking or shooting a gay porn? I’m fine either way, I just need to know which basement I get in.
ivanafterall, 
I'm not sure it's wise to just tell people how to do this sort of thing?
Diplomjodler, OP is on a list now.
NotSpez, NASA: oh no, someone got into the mainframe!!
AutomaticJack, Rabbit? Flu shot? Someone talk to me!
Maajmaaj, Totally pranking my dad with this when I go visit him today.
turing_spider574, Nah, the last line should say
I’m in
dudinax, Last bits are: “Would you like to see files on”
“1. Secret moon base”
“2. Captured alien space craft”
“3. ELE asteroid headed for earth”
mayo_cider, 
There should be a few sleep() there to make it more realistic
ademir, 
“Realistic”
fosforus, There should be 5000 lines of code implementing fancy graphics transitions and also various beeps and boops. Writing those took 99% of our “hacker’s” time.
hakunawazo, Mandatory NCIS hacking video piped.video/watch?v=kl6rsi7BEtk
FlyingSquid, 
But it doesn’t explain double keyboard hacking.
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b616bd7e-646e-4a6e-aace-5ec3d87f20d7.mp4
varnia, Also: what’s up with the fake browsers? How difficult us it to setup a local webserver, setup a hosts entry and use a real browser to open the webpage? Or open a static webpage via file:// protocol. I find it more effort to “program” a fake browser with complete interface…
Neutrino, There are trademarks and usage requirements to consider, easier to make a fake one with no branding.
ultratiem, 
Never mind fake browsers, fake OSes. When do you see Windows or macOS or Linux on anything in movies. They always replace the OS with some super futuristic cyber system.
ggiesen, Unless it’s ‘True Lies’, in which case the terrorists are running Windows 3.1.
ultratiem, please tell me they at least had a command prompt up
ggiesen, Nope, they use a GUI program called ‘Data Extraction Program’:
FlyingProto, Which it’s why I like Mr Robot
Neutrino, import time … … time.sleep(5) … time.sleep(5) … time.sleep(5) … time.sleep(5)
ikidd, 
Blocking code gets your peepee slapped.
dQw4w9WgXcQ, Mono.just(“Penetrating system”) .doOnNext(System.out::println) .delayElement(Duration.ofSeconds(1)) .flatMapMany(() -> Flux.just(“20%”, “40%”, “60%”, “80%”, “100%”)) .map(“Hacking NASA %s”::format) .doOnNext(System.out::println) .delayElement(Duration.ofSeconds(1)) .subscribe();
Better?
fsxylo, I can tell I’m getting better at programming because I’m getting better at reading meme code.
shasta, It’s so beautiful!
Awkwardparticle, I was going to say it was missing the sleeps every other line.
gravitas_deficiency, Oooooh. It’s IN the computer.
gravitas_deficiency, Not even a progress bar smh
Helluin, progress bars: too fake for hollywood
rclkrtrzckr, They just don’t know how to code this properly. To look real, it should go quickly to 95%, stall there for some minutes, go back to 91.7% and then take ages to 99.9%
Bandicoot_Academic, And then hang on 100% for hours before finaly crashing
JackbyDev, <span style="color:#323232;">import hack </span>
SpeakinTelnet, 
<span style="color:#323232;">apt install hollywood </span>
cybersandwich, Hahaha I love that this is real.
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