Korne127,
@Korne127@lemmy.world avatar

What a coincidence, I’m currently learning GTK4/Libadwaita :>

Ziglin,

Wait why didn’t they keep unpacking the recursive acronym further? GNU’s Not Unix’s Not Unix’s Not Unix’s Not Unix I’d say that’s a pretty good amount although if there’s a mathematical way of formulating the unpacking of acronyms in a text I’d like to see the that repeated until infinity.

lseif,

i tried that and the stack overflowed

Ziglin,

Fair enough.

MargotRobbie,

“GNU is Not Unix Image Manipulation Program Tool Kit” is still a better name for GTK than “GIMP ToolKit”.

It’s a name that will definitely raise some eyebrows in the less technically inclined circles. (and maybe a few “Pulp Fiction” references about “bring out the gimp”)

okamiueru, (edited )

With just little bit of formatting, it would communicate the information infinitely better. Why don’t people make the minimal effort, once, when not doing leads to each and everyone having to figure out what the fuck it’s actually trying to say.

Apologies. I’m grumpy after a three hour meeting.

nexussapphire,

the real problem is this sentence contains no formatting no punctuation and no capitalization it must be a failure of our public education system in america that kid dont get the proper education they need in this day and age to use proper gramer and formatting where needed i bet most of you cant tell me the proper time to use a semicolon vs using a colon and thats ok because i dont either i do try my best to put it in the right place sometimes looking it up and failing to understand comas are also frequently used to much by people im sure your not alone in this assumption it could also be that english is hard and schools spend more time teaching us to consume and parse english rather than a balance of both reading comprehension and writing skills

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

A semicolon is used when you’re separating sentences that are themselves part of a list. Typically you would use commas to separate list items, but when the list items are complete sentences with commas in them, you use a semicolon to separate them. A colon is used when you have to poop

nexussapphire,

Typing this thing was admittedly hard on the phone. Without selecting any suggestions, it still manages to get the capitalization and punctuation right.

redcalcium,

All these years I thought GTK stands for Gnome Tool Kit…

dan,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

It’s pretty common for people to think that, since the GNOME Foundation adopted it. It was originally created for GIMP though - the developer didn’t like Motif so they built their own replacement for it.

jakolasio,

GNU IS NOT LINUX

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NigelFrobisher,

Don’t worry, it won’t be long before you find this sort of programmer humour more tiresome than charming.

flying_sheep,
@flying_sheep@lemmy.ml avatar

Not everyone becomes a joyless spoilsport.

corsicanguppy,

Everyone does after enough repetition.

Gleddified,

Linux lore is my favourite

nephelekonstantatou,
@nephelekonstantatou@lemmy.world avatar

Never let programmers name things 😁

nephs,

Also, this longevity should prove that product managers are useless.

dan,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

Naming things is hard, and everyone remembers these names, so they must have done something right.

tastysnacks,

Yes, naming things one of the three hard computing problems left along with cache invalidation.

jungle,

I feel bad that you’ve been left hanging there.

What’s the third one? :)

Pyroglyph,
@Pyroglyph@lemmy.world avatar

Probably off-by-one errors

KrapKake,

Yea no kidding. Gnome is pronounced Guhnome, Mate DE is pronounced Matay, Open Suse is susuh not soos, and Qt is to be pronounced as “cute” instead of just… Q-T. Many such cases.

cmbabul,

Wait for real? I don’t think I’ve heard many say those terms out loud, i pronounce them in my head Nome, Mate, Soos, and q-t

mindbleach,

My favorite part of the AI boom is how all the stupid internal names become public. It moves so fast that there’s no time to rebrand from the dork-ass things engineers come up with.

tal, (edited )
@tal@lemmy.today avatar

Web browsers: elinks, based on links, which I’m pretty sure was a play on words on lynx, which is a play on words on “links” on a web page.

Then there’s email. There’s mahogany and balsa and mulberry, which are in-jokes referring to pine, which was a joke referring to elm, which stood for ELectronic Mail. Pine has been forked to alpine, in an entirely different play on words.

corsicanguppy,

Pine has been forked to Alpine

Wonder if it runs on Alpine the Linux distro.

In other news, I never knew pine’s genetic code still lives on; but I miss elm more. Can we do uw-imap too? Dovecot annoys me.

beaiouns,

I’ve run alpine on alpine, it works just fine

mindbleach,

Open Watcom supports a debugging format called DWARF, which I assumed was a ridiculous acronym, until I learned it only works on ELF binaries.

The big one is how there was a programming language called A Programming Language. There is a B programming language, but it’s unrelated, being developed for Multics… Multics being the inspiration for Unix, a joke about castration. The developers of B went on to develop C. C was followed up by the command to increment a variable: C++. Except some interdisciplinary dorks thought it was a musical note and created C#. D is somehow a sequel to both of those.

There’s a reason why-- look. Nicholas Metropolis, namesake of the raytracing method, was sick of mainframe computers with ridiculous acronyms like ENIAC, AVIDAC, and ILLIAC, so he named his university’s new machine MANIAC. Absolutely no-one got the joke. All computer scientists are broken in the same peculiar way, and it is impossible to satirize how stupid we get when asked to name a thing.

mavu,

I mean… if you put it like that…

BradleyUffner,

And this is why I can’t take Linux seriously.

waigl,

Also, almost all of that is written in C, which is a successor to B, which is a simplified version of the Basic Combined Programming Language. There was never an A.

Cupcake1972,

Assembly.

xenoclast,

Ding ding.

Agent641,

Is there a D?

aksdb,

Of course. Great, another D in programming.

Rinox,

Yes, but I’m not sure if we want to open the “programming language can of worms”.

There’s B, C, C++, C#, Objective-C, D, E, F, F#, F* and so many more. Also, they may or may not have anything to do with each other

Johanno,

But of course Java and Javascript are related /s

Rinox,

The number of job applications using Java as a shorthand for Javascript…

jollyrogue,

I once had a C# dev tell me they couldn’t run JavaScript because they didn’t have Java installed.

jyte,

Also I’ve read that C# is C++++ (like put those + on 2x2 table, which in turns ressemble a #)

dan,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

Hahaha I’ve never heard that before. Seems legit.

C# was originally “Java: The Good Parts” but but these days it’s a much more advanced language and runtime compared to Java.

corsicanguppy,

Yes. D is pretty awesome.

mindbleach,

Though there was a programming language called A Programming Language. Not the A programming language. A Programming Language.

fleckenstein,
@fleckenstein@lizzy.rs avatar
rustydrd, (edited )
@rustydrd@sh.itjust.works avatar

Let’s not forget about Ian and his wife, Debbie.

Edit: Now ex-wife, apparently.

ben16w,

Ex wife and ex Ian

rustydrd,
@rustydrd@sh.itjust.works avatar

Bruh

kureta,

Holy shit! Is this real?

subtext,
embed_me,
@embed_me@programming.dev avatar

Linux claimed another victim ✊😔

silver_wings_of_morning,

On second thought, let’s not move to Linux.

Krackalot,

Yes, tis a silly place.

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