Popehat,

NOT NOW EARTHQUAKE WE ARE HAVING A HURRICANE WAIT YOUR GODDAMN TURN

[Pointing fiercely at wildfires, riots]: AND YOU! FUCK RIGHT OFF

danielharan,
@danielharan@noc.social avatar

@Popehat sorry you're dealing with all those things at once.

FYI: https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2019/10/191015115401.htm

FinchHaven,
@FinchHaven@hachyderm.io avatar

@Popehat

mhmm…

judlew,
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@Popehat Was it really an earthquake or did someone push the wrong warning button?

NovemberMan,

@Popehat 👍👍

pyperkub,
@pyperkub@mastodon.social avatar

@Popehat ON the good news side, you didn't get the full Sim City experience Fukushima got (they also got Volcanoes and Nuclear Meltdowns!!!).

TCBullfrog,

@Popehat god sent the hurricane to put out the fires, and he sent the earthquake to disrupt the hurricane, obviously

ministerofimpediments,
@ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social avatar

@Popehat
[Rockslide meekly raises hand] “Hello?”

IanShaw,

@Popehat
Do you think these earthquakes and floods are being started deliberately?

MistaBlizzard,

@Popehat it's the end of the world just in one spot

nicbest,

@Popehat a reunion for Earth, Wind and Fire?

MakeAppPie,

@Popehat as we sadly learned here from Dora on Maui, wildfires and Hurricanes can go together. Be safe.

Jamesivan96,

@Popehat Pray for Southern California. The devil is attacking them on all fronts.

mjfgates,

@Popehat [famine and civil war stand about, looking hopeful]

gleemie,
@gleemie@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@Popehat Sounds like you're a fellow San Diegan? Or southern California?

davidtheeviloverlord,
@davidtheeviloverlord@mastodon.social avatar

@Popehat

One apocalypse at a time, please.

rjblaskiewicz,
@rjblaskiewicz@mstdn.social avatar

@Popehat

Was that the fifth seal I broke? Oops. My bad.

lifts,
@lifts@bitbang.social avatar

@Popehat

Pretty soon there'll be the fog that turns you inside out.

AlisonBook,
@AlisonBook@mastodon.au avatar

@Popehat Snort..
Hope the elements are listening.

SouthernLibra,

@Popehat 😂

mogueontheroad,

@Popehat 😂

Hasufin,
@Hasufin@mastodon.social avatar

@Popehat If you're lucky the hurricane will take out the wildfires?

moralimperative,

@Popehat what riots?

AaronMFC,

@Popehat Five is right out!

mu,
@mu@ni.hil.ist avatar

@Popehat Riots work though like no other petition

Gojira1000,

@Popehat Mother nature is all out of fucks to give, I suspect

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