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davidtheeviloverlord

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A writer currently querying a two-book series set in a comic fantasy Australia. Harold is a failed alchemist, about to fail at dragon slaying. He is armed with a cheese knife. Princess Ruby has a stolen sword. She has it at Harold's throat. #WritingCommunity #amquerying

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davidtheeviloverlord, to HashtagGames
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Does a Bear Shit in the Woods?

Winnie the Poo


evelynefoerster, to Cat
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RIP Mars, 2010 - 2024
This morning I found Mars run over by a car. I miss him very much. We got him from the shelter and he showed his gratitude every day. He was cuddly, playful, a rascal and very curious. Wherever I was, Mars wasn't far away and he spent many cuddly hours on my lap. I am stunned and incredibly sad. My heart is broken and I am crushed ๐Ÿ–ค
Goodbye Mars, miss you, Thank you for love ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ฟ

Mars, black cat, sitting on Paving stones, looking curious left
Mars, black cat, sitting on Paving stones, licking one of his front paws

davidtheeviloverlord,
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@evelynefoerster

sends hugs, if that's okay

ai6yr, to random

I am unsure if this is click bait (outrage baiting?) or is CNBC trying to make their wealthy readers feel good? ๐Ÿค”

davidtheeviloverlord,
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@ai6yr

"Wealth can be pretty isolating," says billionaire who sleeps on a pile of gold the size of Ireland, and just fired 100,000 workers to improve his stock portfolio by 0.000000000007%.

GottaLaff, to legal
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๐Ÿงตstarts HERE.

Remember: I cannot reply while live-posting, so plz use NFL (Not For Laffy.. no hashtag) so I can skip your replies. THANK YOU.

1/โ€ฆ more preamble, via Rupar:

Trump this morning printed out new NYT poll showing him ahead in swing states+ some Fox columns for good measure.

"A legal expense is a legal expense. It's marked down in the book, 'legal expense'" --Trump still pretending he doesn't understand why he was charged w crimes re Stormy payment

davidtheeviloverlord,
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@GottaLaff

It's marked down in the book "not a crime", so it's not a crime!

That's not how it works.

GottaLaff, to random
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Via Pagliery:

So, actual brain worms.

NYT reports RFK Jr. had previously undisclosed health issues, including a parasite in his brain. โ€œI have cognitive problems, clearly,โ€ . said in the 2012 deposition. โ€œI have short-term memory loss, and I have longer-term memory loss that affects me.โ€ https://nytimes.com/2024/05/08/us/rfk-jr-brain-health-memory-loss.html

davidtheeviloverlord,
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It's interesting that the US Constitution limits Presidential candidates by age (must be at least 35), and birth (must be born in the US), but does not prohibit those suffering the effects of worms munching on their brains.

GottaLaff, to tesla
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U.S. prosecutors are examining whether committed securities or wire fraud by misleading investors and consumers about its electric vehiclesโ€™ self-driving capabilities, three people familiar with the matter told Reuters.
https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/tesla-autopilot-probe-us-prosecutors-focus-securities-wire-fraud-2024-05-08/

davidtheeviloverlord,
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False claims about your product costs people their lives? Okay.

False claims about your product costs rich investors money? Not okay.

golgaloth, to writing
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Do you use reference to Greek mythology, or any other mythology?

#WritingCommunity #AmWriting #writing #authodons

davidtheeviloverlord,
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@golgaloth

The All-Father of the Gods in my comic fantasy novels is known as the All-Father because, like Zeus, he can't keep it in his pants.

br00t4c, to random
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Sam Altman says AI's best function will be that of a 'super-competent colleague'

https://qz.com/sam-altman-openai-super-competent-colleague-1851461305

davidtheeviloverlord,
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@br00t4c

I already have super-incompetent colleagues.

br00t4c, to random
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Boeing crewed space launch postponed for safety check

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cglvpd6n3d8o

davidtheeviloverlord,
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@br00t4c

Well, it is a Boeing.

davidtheeviloverlord, to HashtagGames
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Elvis Parsley


GottaLaff, (edited ) to random
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1/... Via Kevinly Father on Twitter:

The Republican party is literally suing to prevent legal votes from being counted.

Bartiromo: I see that the RNC is filing a lawsuit in a battleground state to stop counting ballots past election day.

Lara #Trump: Yeah. Well, that's exactly right. You cannot have ballots counted after elections are over.

davidtheeviloverlord,
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@GottaLaff

They want ballots counted before those pesky voters have a chance to vote for the wrong candidate.

davidtheeviloverlord, to HashtagGames
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The God Couple


golgaloth, to writing
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Is there a character in your work that you should have killed off?

#WritingTips #AmWriting #writing

davidtheeviloverlord,
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@golgaloth

I killed him, but he won't stay dead.

I've killed him five times now.

He. Won't. Stay. Dead.

davidtheeviloverlord, to random
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So far with my father in law moving his phone to

Your sim card has not been activated.

log in to activate online

Email: Your sim card is activated.

Email: Your sim card is not activated.

phone call to activate sim card

Your sim card is activated.

put sim card in phone

You can't make calls because your sim card is not activated. Try calling the tech support people who told you last night that they had activated it. You'll probably need a phone for this.

davidtheeviloverlord,
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Currently on hold with

Phone call has lasted 1 hour and 1 minute so far.

They activated my father in law's sim card.

On my brother in law's phone.

The call centre staff have been told what's wrong.

They will call back in an hour, after they figure out what we just told them.

msquebanh, (edited ) to pnw
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Some other sights around the gorgeous forested private property that I spent most of yesterday at 11:30AM-1:30AM.

I don't know what that wagon wheel thing is - does anyone know?

davidtheeviloverlord,
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@msquebanh

It looks like it might be a stall for selling fruit, vegetables, or plants. You display the produce on those stepped shelves. Just a guess.

dgar, to random
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Iโ€™m so modern that rather than walking into a room and forgetting why I went there, I open Google and forget what I was looking for.

davidtheeviloverlord,
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@dgar

Judging by the search results, Google forgot what you were looking for, too.

GottaLaff, to random
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HIS "justices".

Via ABC's Will Steakin:

says he heard โ€œthe justices were on their gameโ€ during todayโ€™s Supreme Court oral arguments on immunity.

davidtheeviloverlord,
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@GottaLaff

The best "justices" money can buy.

GottaLaff, to random
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MEANWHILE, at , via Ryan Reilly:

Supreme Court Trump immunity arguments underway.

"There can be no presidency as we know it" without presidential immunity, Trump lawyer John Sauer argues. ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

davidtheeviloverlord,
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@GottaLaff

Because an attempted coup has a greater stabilising effect on a country than that peaceful transfer of power nonsense.

davidtheeviloverlord,
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@GottaLaff

I just read an article that said Kavanaugh was on the legal team prosecuting then-sitting President Bill Clinton.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/supreme-court-justices-pro-trump-immunity-arguments-make-zero-sense

GottaLaff, to tesla
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davidtheeviloverlord,
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@GottaLaff

But he's arguing with the shareholders to get his multi-billion dollar payment reinstated.

GottaLaff, to Texas
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Via Democracy Docket:

NEW: The Supreme Court won't take up a case challenging ' age-based restrictions on mail-in voting. Voters who brought the case argue the lawsuit was wrongfully dismissed by lower courts.

davidtheeviloverlord,
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@lillyfinch @LiberalEd @GottaLaff

They keep saying there's election fraud. They know it's real, because they're the ones doing it.

GottaLaff, to random
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๐ŸคขOh geez. Sorry for TMI, but Meiselas is reporting this:

Meiselas: What Iโ€™m hearing from credible sources is that Donald is actually farting in the courtroomโ€ฆ Iโ€™m hearing it from actual credible people that as heโ€™s kind of falling asleep, heโ€™s actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell.

davidtheeviloverlord,
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@GottaLaff

There's also this headline.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-fumes-as-judge-orders-him-to-sit-like-a-dog?ref=home

ward, to aiart
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Let's stop using the term, "ai art," and start saying, "ai content."

They want us to call our work, "content," and they want us to call their junk, "art." No.

davidtheeviloverlord,
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@ward

"A.I." content?

May I suggest "discontent"?

Or "malcontent"?

Heliograph, to roadtrip
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:awesome:

Line of hedges on the back of an otherwise bare green paddock ridge
White purple daisy flower
Cambewarra mountain top in the far seen across the Shoalhaven river

davidtheeviloverlord,
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@Heliograph @Pineywoozle

I once planted some past-their-best parsnips in the garden from the fridge. I figured they'd either grow or compost. They grew. They flowered.

Ants pollinated them. The plants were covered in columns of ants trooping up to the flowers and back down.

Eventually they produced seeds. So many seeds they tried to overrun the whole garden.

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