Mrfunkedude,
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What's the best way to hide a fart?

Wrong answers only.

JustBrogrammer,
@JustBrogrammer@mastodon.social avatar

@Mrfunkedude uh, that was you

reay,
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@Mrfunkedude I think Peter Griffin hit the nail on the head with this one when he blamed the only other person with him in the elevator.

DavBot,
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@Mrfunkedude
Do you smell popcorn?

MadVikingGod,

@Mrfunkedude
Vuvuzela!

honyell,

@Mrfunkedude pull down your pants and let the wind take it away. Free Bird!

BlueBlasphemy,
@BlueBlasphemy@mstdn.games avatar

@Mrfunkedude Hide it in a megaphone. 📢💨

nuncio,

deleted_by_author

aronow,
@aronow@hachyderm.io avatar

@nuncio @Mrfunkedude 😂😂😂

dbsalk,
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@Mrfunkedude Why would anyone want to hide something so humourous?

Mrfunkedude,
@Mrfunkedude@mastodon.social avatar

@dbsalk I was waiting for someone to say that. 🤣

dbsalk,
@dbsalk@mastodon.social avatar

@Mrfunkedude Glad I could oblige. 👍

darklyadapted,
@darklyadapted@zirk.us avatar

@Mrfunkedude Catch it in someone else's teabag tin.

ElHadjiMurad,
@ElHadjiMurad@wandering.shop avatar

@Mrfunkedude Get a dog...?

David_Epithet,
@David_Epithet@mstdn.social avatar

@Mrfunkedude feed it through three shell corporations to buy a small office building in Kazakhstan

Steve8282,

@Mrfunkedude Point at your spouse.

uninventive,

@Mrfunkedude She did it.

tomasekeli,

@Mrfunkedude loud screaming as you let it out to hide the sound of it

neoczo,
@neoczo@mastodon.world avatar

@Mrfunkedude let the nosey clean it.

Fayedray,

@Mrfunkedude in plain sight

In your momma's kitchen

Fayedray,

@Mrfunkedude oh wrong answers only uhhhhh

In a ziplock bag

squalorpossum,

@Mrfunkedude Mossy Oak™ camo pants. And underpants.

maryjoyace,

@Mrfunkedude you must read far through the vastness of this toot before you can look back and groan upon noticing the hidden stench of a poorly written joke in the fourth and fifth words of this toot.

lizardllama,
@lizardllama@shakedown.social avatar

@Mrfunkedude blame it on the cat.

darklyadapted,
@darklyadapted@zirk.us avatar

@lizardllama @Mrfunkedude

ptoothfish,
@ptoothfish@mastodon.nz avatar

@Mrfunkedude wrapped in a poop

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