Look, I'm not CHOOSING to feel boiling rage at your relentless gulping and chewing sounds, okay? And as a mouth breather myself (I was born with a deviated septum so one nostril is 100% sealed off and the other regularly gets stuffed and yet somehow is anyways running) I know it's hypocritical, but still my brain has decided the sounds of other people sniffling and sucking in snot just makes me want to punch them and myself in the face to make it stop.
Last night Link had some runny nose thing going, where he wouldn't stop sniffing loudly, and it was driving me absolutely bonkers. I kept strongly encouraging him to let me flush his nose out but he kept insisting he didn't need it. Thank goodness our bedroom is on the other floor now.... It's not enough to dampen the sounds of their playing and squabbling, but at least I can't hear their snoring.
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