DJDarren,
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Right then lads, is go!

DJDarren,
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Fair play to Ukraine, this was a great track. Still can't help thinking that if not for Putin's fuckery, Sam Ryder would have won though.

DJDarren,
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Big shout out to the Aussies tuning in live at 5am to watching live. Dedication, mates.

DJDarren,
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This is basically the Song-A-Long from the movie. And I'm here for it.

DJDarren,
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Which, by the way, if you've never seen the movie, you're missing a genuine treat. It's ridiculous and wonderful and I love it immensely.

DJDarren,
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Graham there, about to fight some bulls.

DJDarren,
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SHAME, SHAME, SHAME

DJDarren,
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As we all know, Ireland's 7 wins is why they submitted three priests in 1996.

DJDarren,
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The new Power Rangers looks kinda weird.

DJDarren,
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Will Graham have a heart attack running from the booth to the stage?

DJDarren,
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Big fan of 's entry. Immense fun!

DJDarren,
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I love how, by following the tag, my feed is currently 100% Eurovision. It's like I'm in a room with thousands of other people, all talking about it.

DJDarren,
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Switzerland giving me an opportunity to get another drink.

DJDarren,
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He appears to be wearing his dad's fabulous suit.

DJDarren,
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's song is what you hear on the foreign radio stations when you're on holiday.

DJDarren,
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Serbia channeling Nine Inch Nails here. I rather like it.

Which, of course, means it can't win.

DJDarren,
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🎶 Heroes in a half-egg, Nine Inch Nails! 🎶

DJDarren,
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You have no idea how much I love that France always sings in French, because when your language is French, why the fuck wouldn't you?

DJDarren,
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Je ne regrette

DJDarren,
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The French singer puts down her mic and sparks a Gitanes.

DJDarren,
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Are there no gentlemen's outfitters in Liverpool?

DJDarren,
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With hindsight, given the vast LGBT+ representation here, I'm not sure why I was concerned that the shitposting would be more limited than over on Twitter.

DJDarren,
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Spain's entry is a bit mad, so I'm here for it.

DJDarren,
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Her top looks like some armour you'd win in a video game that looks like shit, but is inexplicably well specced, meaning you have to wear it for ages.

DJDarren,
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I hope doesn't need a shit after this. Those nails'll play havoc with her nipsy.

DJDarren,
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I preferred when they were villains in Superman 2.

DJDarren,
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Italy's performer is what those AI art programs would spit out if you asked them to draw the most Italian man ever.

DJDarren,
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I've not seen shoulder pads like Estonia's since Dynasty.

DJDarren,
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Loving the Legion of Doom's restyle!

DJDarren,
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"Play Cha Cha Cha you cowards!"

DJDarren,
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Fair play though, Finlands entry is fucking boss.

So it won't win.

DJDarren,
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Got no numbers on my Legion of Doom toot. You people are a tough crowd.

DJDarren,
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I'd like to join their cult.

DJDarren,
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I'm gonna give Australia my vote, purely for dragging a beautiful Mk1 MR2 onto the stage.

DJDarren,
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Also, that last bit was PURE Devin Townsend. As a result, I want Canada to join, and submit Devin Townsend.

DJDarren,
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I have no snark for Belgium. This is a great pop song.

DJDarren,
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I feel bad for people not watching in the UK, because Graham is wonderful.

DJDarren,
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It doesn't escape me that Father Noel Furlong presents the British coverage, and My Lovely Horse is never far from my thoughts when I watch .

DJDarren,
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I swear to god, I never, ever hear anyone talk about Moldova until . Does Moldova exist, or is it just some kind of elaborate tax dodge?

DJDarren,
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The Moldovan guy coming across like that douchey, new-age new boyfriend that the protagonist in a movie's ex-wife has just hooked up with.

DJDarren,
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I'm thinking Tim Robbins in High Fidelity.

DJDarren,
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"Last year's winner, hoping to fuck they don't win it again"

DJDarren,
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I'm extremely interested in Norway's entry. For personal reasons.

DJDarren,
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I also feel like she's going to summon evil beings from another dimension, then fuck shit up with a big hammer.

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    @losttourist It would be some impressive staging.

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